By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Action/Adventure/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: I didn't own Teen Titans last chapter so what makes you think I own it this chapter!
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Oh so you wanna act fresh:&:Whips out some sort of paper:&: Well looky here! THIS is a paper claiming reasons why I don't own the Teen Titans! I'll read the first three:&:Whips out some fake reading glasses:&:
-Reason Numbah One: Some dude is the rightful creator of the Teen Titans! Not me!
-Reason Numbah Two: If I owned the Teen Titans I would not be using some cheap Windows 98 computer without Internet to type up this story! Oh and by the way! I DO NOT own Windows 98 or the Internet!
-Reason Numbah Three: If I owned Teen Titans, I would probably be the best author of Teen Titan stories this side of the universe! And we all know I'm not! (You all yell, "YEP! That's right!")
-Reason Numbah F—oh yeah! Sorry!
If you still don't believe me and still want to sue, your a dipstick and I would ask your doctor for a prescription to your fatal mental problem.
Oh and I don't own "My Hump" by the Black Eyed Peas because it's by the Black Eyed Peas…
Dedication: To all of you read that whole disclaimer!
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A/N: Dude. I read chapter 10 over again and I found so many mistakes! Sorry!
And it's not like you people read these things n-e way so why do I bother.
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Chapter 11: Insert Chapter Title Here
"Do you get it?" Robin asked after the long storie telling.
Starfire shook her head no.
"All we need to do is get this goblet and bring it to Trigon. The black temple is outside of Jump City."
"So you mean we have to go all the way back to where we started?"
"Yeah. But I don't think we'll be driving back there. We don't have enough time." Robin stood up and grabbed some clothes out of his bag. "I'm changing in the bathroom. Change out of your pajamas too. We're leaving."
Once they had finished changing, Robin and Starfire started bringing all their stuff together and packing.
"Robin. Why didn't you tell me this before? Why did you wait until today?" Starfire asked folding a shirt and putting it in her bag.
From across the room, Robin answered, "I didn't figure out that it was a vision until we got here. "
"And once we get to the black temple, do we have to do all of the stuff that happened in your dreams?"
"No. All we need to do is bring the goblet."
"How do you know?"
"I just do."
After giving the keys to their hotel room to the dude behind the desk, they drove quickly to the closest airport. Robin got tickets to the earliest plane leaving straight for Jump City, which was at eight the next morning. They slept in their seats at the airport and when the time came to get up, they got up. After going through security and bag checks, Robin realized being a superhero was so much easier because they didn't have to go through much security. Then they were on the plane
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"So you have not had any serious disagreements with Robin before?"
"No! I mean he did tell me to shut up a few times and he did call me stupid a bunch more, but I don't understand why he would almost choke me to death over a stupid argument over radio stations!" Beast Boy put his head in his hands.
Batman was putting this information into his head like writing down information of paper. Then that information formed little jigsaw pieces. The full puzzle would create some sort answer to the big questions. The current empty spaces without jigsaw pieces were areas were he needed to get more info. But he could try and guess what the pieces would look like and from there he would ask questions. For example…
"Tell me exactly how Robin went up and choked you. What was his reaction when he stopped?"
Beast Boy lifted his head up. "Well, he put his hands around my throat and squeezed. And then Starfire came over and she put a 'loving hand' on his shoulder. So then he felt that and stopped squeezing. He looked at Starfire and then at me. And when he looked at me his eyes widened and he just had a really surprised look on his face. Then he dropped me and stared at his hand. That was all I remember because I passed out after."
"That means he didn't realize he was choking you," Batman said thinking deeply.
"Mind control!" Beast Boy said raising a finger.
"Possibly."
"Three words: disgruntled radioactive clone!"
"I don't think so." Batman stood up. "You can catch up with your friends now. Thanks for answering my questions."
Beast Boy stood up. "No problem, ya ol' bat!" he said joking.
"Ol' bat?"
"Oh yeah! Robin calls you that all the time!" Beast Boy transformed into a bird and flew out into the hallway.
"So he does, does he?"
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Robin and Starfire were sitting in their seats way in the back of the plane. The plane was one of those extra small planes where when the door was opened it was steps. Starfire was listening to her CD player and was singing really, really loud. Lots off people were turning around in their seats to see who the singer was. Robin was not embarrassed like he should be, just amused.
"Watcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
"I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
M y hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump
My lovely little lumps
Check it out
Robin tapped Starfire's shoulder. She paused the CD and took her earphones off. "Are you listening to the Black Eyed Peas CD?"
Starfire nodded, put her earphones back in, and unpaused the CD. "—these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They—"
Robin tapped Starfire's shoulder again. "Are you listening to 'My Hump'?"
Starfire nodded and listened to the CD again.
Robin tapped her shoulder again. "If you give me one of earphones, can I listen to it with you?"
"Okay." Starfire handed Robin on of her earphones and restarted the song. When Starfire was about to press play Robin stopped her.
"You sing the girl's parts and I'll sing the boy's."
Starfire smiled widely. "You will sing with me!"
"Yep. Just keep sing really loud. I wanna annoy these people really badly!"
Starfire smiled wider and pressed play.
((A/N: You probably aren't going to read these lyrics but if you've never heard the song it's swampy and funny. I mean SWAMPY and FUNNY.))
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk"
Starfire – "I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely little lumps
Check it out"
Some other teenagers that liked the song started clapping to the beat. Soon everyone in the plane except for the pilots and some losers were clapping to the beat. So Robin and Starfire became more confident and started dancing a little to the music.
A middle-aged man stood up and told them to shut up. Some other guy stood up and told that guy to shut up. So they kept going back and forth telling the other to shut up. Some old lady stood up and said, "Enough! Grandmama doesn't wanna hear anymore backsass outta you!" The second guy said, "Word," and they all sat down.
Starfire – "I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and Nadonna ((A/N?))
Caring they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Whether I ain't askin'
They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on takin'
Now keep on demonstratin' "
The old lady, Grandmama, stood up and yelled out, "Ooo, baby. Ooo, that is just nasty!" And then she sat down. The nasty thing was the lyrics.
Starfire – "My love
My love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump, my hump, my hump
My humps they got you…"
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
And spendin' time on me"
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
Uh, on me, on me"
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk"
Starfire – "I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump"
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans"
Grandmama stood up again and said, "Dang! Please open up a window or somethin'!" No one knew what she meant.
Starfire – "I'm a make make make make you scream
make you scream, make you scream
"Cuz of my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps
Check it out"
Robin – "I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya let's go
I can be ya baby
You could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky, milky coco
Mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky, milky
Riiiight"
"Baby, why ya gotta be nasty!"
Starfire – "They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always dancin' next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin' at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama
No no no no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy
And move my hump
"My hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front
My loving got you…"
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
And spendin' time on me
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
Uh, on me, on me"
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk"
Starfire – "I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump"
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans"
Starfire – "I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk"
Starfire – "I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump"
Robin – "Watcha gonna do with all that breasts
All that breasts inside that shirt"
Starfire – "I'ma make make make make you work
Make you work work, make you work"
Again, Grandmama stood up. "Goodness! Please open a window and rid this nastiness out!"
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
And spendin' time on me
Robin – "She's got me spendin' "
Starfire – "Oh
Spendin' all your money on me
Uh, on me, on me"
Once they had finished everyone had started a short round of applause. Then the pilot started speaking over the intercom and said they were landing, so everyone had to put their seat belts on.
The plane landed and everyone was allowed to get up and out. It was 12 PM. On the way off the plane, Grandmama said to Robin and Starfire, "Ooh, baby! That was just nasty!" In the airport a group of three teenagers about Robin and Starfire's age came up to them.
"Hi. I'm Danny." It was a boy with spiky black hair similar to Robin's. He had bright blue eyes. And if you really thought about it he and Robin looked a tiny bit alike. "And these are my friends Tucker…" He motioned to an African-American guy with glasses and a cap on who said a simple "hi." "And Sam…" He motioned to a girl about the height of Raven with black hair that was half up, asthemyst eyes, and she wore all black. She said nothing but scribbled something in a notebook she was carrying and ripped whatever she wrote out.
Robin shook the hand Danny held out. "I'm Jake. And this is Kori." Starfire smiled and waved.
"That was quite a performance you guys did on the plane." Danny said, smiling.
"No! It rocked!" Tucker yelled out.
"Thanks," Robin and Starfire said in unison.
"So are you guys going out?" Tucker asked slowly.
Robin and Starfire looked at each other as if talking telepathically to each other. And then Robin said, "Yeah."
"Cool," Danny said. "Me and Sam are too but sometimes she can be a bitch, ya know?"
Sam scowled but smiled when Robin looked at her. Robin laughed with Danny. "Yeah!"
"Does that mean something?" Starfire said angrily to Robin.
Robin waved his hands defensively in front of himself. "No! No! I Didn't mean that you—I mean—Well—Sorry!"
Starfire turned away from Robin and folded her arms across her chest. "HMPH!"
Danny put an arm around Robin's shoulders in a friendly way. "I see you have some problems of your own!"
"HMPH!"
"Danny!" Tucker called. "Danny, do you see what I see?"
"What?" Danny asked removing his arm.
((A/N: Sorry. But you NEED to READ THIS damnet! I noticed none of you read my Author's Notes and that's okay. But last chapter I had an important message that none of you read or answered! And that's why I am going to tell you something else that's important RIGHT NOW RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORIE (well…not exactly but you know what I mean…) ! Listen up and listen good and don't you DARE go back to reading the rest of this chapter! I mean it! Okay here it is:
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You're like, "What a load of shit!" But I WANT reviews! You people started reviewing a lot when this storie began but now y'all don't! I don't know what's wrong with you people! Just give me 7 god damned reviews and I will be a happy person. Now back to the freakin' storie, you freakin' retards. Gosh! Maybe from now on you should read my Author's Notes.))
Tucker pointed out to some area in the food court. Danny and Tucker looked at each other and then yelled, "NASTY BURGER!" They ran off in the direction of the food court. As they ran Danny did yell out, "Nice to meet you guys! Later!"
Sam walked over to Robin and put the slip of paper she ripped out of her notebook in his hand. She stood on her toes and whispered into his ear, "Once you get tired of Kori, call me." And she ran off after Danny and Tucker.
"What did she say?" Starfire asked through gritted teeth. She grabbed the paper out of Robin's hand.
"She said that once I get tired of you to call her." Robin said scared of Starfire's response.
"And are you going to?" Starfire said angrier. She took the tiny piece of paper and seriously put it in her and chewed on it like a piece of gum.
Robin trembled slightly. "No…"
Starfire smiled and grabbed hold of Robin's arm. "Good!" she said happily and spit the 'gum' out in a near-by trash reciprocal. They walked off to the bag claim and to get Robin's motorcycle that he shipped.
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"There's Beast Boy now!"
Beast Boy flew into the pizza parlor and transformed into a human. He jumped into the seat next to Raven.
"Hey Beast Boy!" Cyborg said. "We ordered you the Meat Lover's Special."
"Thanks… I mean, WHAT!"
"We ordered you a vegetarian pizza," Raven said emotionless. "Cyborg's just being an ass."
Some Italian guy walked over and placed the three pizzas down on the table. Cyborg ordered a full sized Meat Lover's Special and Raven got a cheese individual pizza. Beast Boy also had a full sized pizza.
As they ate Cyborg asked, "So what did Batman talk to you about?"
"Well first he asked me about me past. Which I didn't get at all cuz that has nothing to do with why they left." Beast Boy took a bite of his pizza. "And then he asked me some other questions about my relationships with you guys. And then he asked if I had any serious problems with Robin and I was like, 'No!' And then he asked me to tell him how and why Robin choked me. So I did." He took another bite of his pizza.
"Are you done?" Raven asked with anger in her voice.
"No! I just started!" Beast Boy exclaimed motioning to his pizza.
Raven just groaned.
((A/N: If you didn't get that, Raven asked Beast Boy if he was done talking because he was talking for a long time. I say that all the time. Sorry if you didn't get it at first.))
After an hour of eating pizza and just talking, the teen decided to head home. It was around 10 PM
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A/N: This chapter was a little off plot but I think it's still okay. I just wanted to add more humor to this storie so far. Didn't help did it? The ending sucked and I know it.
Mayebe you noticed, maybe you didn't, but there were characters in this chapter that were from other shows. See if you can find them. So that was just to tell people that noticed this, that I don't own the characters.
This chapter was 9 pages long on Microsoft Word.
Later days! Until next chapter, when you ignore these Author's Notes and skip straight to the storie,
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