By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Action/Adventure/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: Many, many chapters ago, I first told you that I do not own Teen Titans. My only question is, why do I need to keep telling you? I mean it's not like one day I will own enough money to actually buy them. It's not like they're going to sell it to me anyway. It's not like I will finally be able to write a bunch of fluffy RobStar episodes and maybe add a little BBRae. It's not like I will make them all get married and then I will be so famous that I will be able to create a new Teen Titans show about they're kids taking over being the heroes. It's not like you guys even care so why do I even write these?
Dedication: Samanthe2121 for being the first reviewer for last chapter.
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A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long to post. It's cuz every single floppy disc I used to save this chapter were being stupid and then when I asked my dad to check the A drive on my computer he was like, "There's nothing wrong." So then he tried saving this chapter on another disc and then all of a sudden it worked. He has magic fingers. I'll also post chapter 13 on Saturday cuz I'm going to camp again on Sunday.
The parody poem is supposed to be bad.
I just finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince and it rocked! Y'all should read it if you haven't already! Because I loved it so much, Don't be surprised if I use some points from it in my storie, cuz I have no imagination.
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Chapter 12: Happy Robberies to All
"Do you promise you will not call that girl?"
"Yes."
"Do you have photographic memory that I do not know about and you memorized that girl's number?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
Robin and Starfire were at Jump City Park swinging on the swings. It was 2:15 PM. They had got lunch at Burger Queen in the airport's food court. Then they left and came here, waiting for night to come because I don't know if you've ever stolen something from a museum but it's best to do the sneaking at night.
"Are you lying to me?"
On the plane, Robin had used his laptop to look up the closest museum that held a silver 17th Century goblet. Luckily, Robin found one in the local Timen Stiddem World History Museum located right in Jump City. In his head, Robin was already planning the way to get in. But Robin did figure out that it might be easier to do it by himself. It wasn't that he thought Starfire was going to be a burden. I mean, all he was getting was stupid little silver goblet from the 17th Century, right? Before, he needed help carrying all the Xynothium out. But now he didn't.
"No, Starfire."
"Okay. I believe you."
Awkward pause/silence.
Robin and Starfire were just kind sitting on the swings, not actually swinging anymore.
"Robin?"
"Yeah?"
"I am very happy to be back home," Starfire said solemnly, "Traveling was fun, but I would rather be here." Starfire looked up at Robin. "Do you think we may see our friends?"
"Are you asking if we will see them around or if we can go see them?"
Starfire shrugged, something she had learned from Beast Boy. "Either."
"Well, we might see them around if some villain decides to be a loser and attacks the city and we definitely can't go visit them at the Tower."
"Oh."
"Starfire?"
"Yes?"
Robin looked down. "Well about stealing the goblet for Trigon, um, I think it would be better if I went alone."
"Why?"
"Well because I do not want you to get caught and it would just be easier. All I will be getting is the goblet so I don't need your help carrying anything out." Robin looked up. "I don't want to be mean. I'm just being careful. Do you understand?"
"Yes," Starfire said sadly, "But what will I do when you go? And where are we sleeping?"
"I think it would be better if we don't stay at a hotel. I was thinking that we could sleep under the stars tonight."
Starfire wore a face showing that she didn't understand.
"It will be just like camping! Have you ever been camping before?" Robin asked excitedly.
Starfire shook her head.
Robin jumped out of his swing and started jumping up and down like a hyperactive child. "Well it's great! Batman took me once. You get to make a campfire and roast marshmallows! And then you sing songs around the campfire and tell scary stories! Then you go to sleep and it's just so awesome!" He took Starfire's hands and lofted her from the swing. "We're going camping tonight!"
Robin started jumping up and down again and Starfire joined him. His laugh and smile were contagious. It's been a wicked long time since she had seen him this happy.
Robin took hold of one of Starfire's hands and started running in the direction of the motorcycle. "Come on! We're getting camping supplies!"
Once they were speeding down the road, Robin said, "Hey! Did I mention I love camping!"
"I could tell!" Starfire said smiling.
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Beast Boy sat in the hallway next to Raven's door. His head rested on the wall behind him. His eyes were closed but he was not sleeping. He was kinda just sitting there. You're thinking, 'Why can't he go sit somewhere else! Why doesn't he have to sit next to Raven's door!' Well, anywhere close to Raven is good for Beast Boy.
"What are you doing outside of my room?"
A loud girly scream rang throughout the Tower. "I mean, hi Raven!" Beast Boy daintily waved at Raven. "I thought you were in your room…sleeping…"
"I wasn't. What are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep," Beast Boy said solemnly.
Raven's eyes actually showed concern. But it quickly stopped. "Why not?"
Beast Boy buried his face in his arms. "Exactly two years ago today, Terra betrayed us."
Raven was shocked and hurt. Bad memories of Terra were flooding through her mind. She stood frozen for a few moments and then she sat down next to Beast Boy.
"I'm sorry," Raven said. She looked sown at the floor.
Beast Boy looked over to his right at Raven. "Don't be. It's not your fault." Beast Boy felt so concerned when he saw Raven's eyes rimmed with tears.
"Yes it is. I knew she was going to betray us." Her tears threatened to fall.
"No you didn't, Raven," Beast Boy said in a soothing voice.
"Yes I did! When I was near her I saw visions! I saw Slade! But I didn't realize what the connection was until it was too late. I'm sorry, Beast Boy. I should have told you a long time ago. Then you wouldn't have been hurt so bad… I'm sorry." Tears fell from her violet eyes. She turned away not wanting Beast Boy to see them.
Beast Boy used his hand to gently push her face in his direction. "It's okay, Raven. I forgive you."
Raven pulled her face away with tears still running down her cheeks. "It's not okay. I know what it feels like to be heartbroken, to feel horrible everyday of the rest of your life."
"Raven, what are you talking about?" Beast Boy asked softly.
"Malchior. I was totally in love with him. But he was only using me." Raven's fist tightened and her wet eyes were filled with tears. "Damn, I hate him! Because of him I can't trust anyone anymore!" Raven's fists uncurled and her eyes were filled with sadness once again. "Because of him I can't love anymore."
Beast Boy cupped Raven's chin in his fingers. "Maybe I can change that." He leaned forward and closed his eyes. It was his moment. He could finally do what he's wanted to do for ages. He would finally be in heaven.
Raven knew what was coming. She knew should she should stop him or something. Good things can't come out of kissing Raven. The Tower could explode or she could accidentally kill someone! Well maybe not that extreme but still bad things. But instead she closed her eyes waiting for the moment their lips would finally touch in a moment of pure bliss and love.
"Hey. Have you guys seen my—"
Or not.
Raven and Beast Boy quickly pulled away form each other. They were blushing like crazy and inside their minds they were swearing at Cyborg. They were so close.
Cyborg suddenly stopped. "Were you guys about to…?"
"No way," Beast Boy quickly said.
"You're a funny one, Cyborg," Raven said getting up. "Like we would ever… Well it's time for me to hit the hay. Goodnight fellow Titans." Raven quickly ran into her room and shut the door.
"Yeah. Me too!" Beast Boy quickly ran into Raven's room.
Cyborg just stood there pointing down the hallway to Beast Boy's room. "Um…"
Beast Boy quickly shuffled out of Raven's room. "Right. My room." He ran down the hallway and flew, not literally, into his room.
Cyborg shuffled down the hallway muttering things to himself like, "It's the apocalypse," and, "Hell is so frozen over."
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After buying all the camping necessities, Robin and Starfire set up camp deep in the woods behind the same exact college they stole the Xynothium from. They made a small campfire and set out a large mat they had bought. Upon the mat they laid a large yellow fleece blanket.
It had finally became dark enough outside. Behind a tree, Robin dressed himself in the 'villain' clothes, the black wifebeeter and leather pants. He took off the sunglasses he had been wearing and put his good ol' mask on. Behind another tree, Starfire had changed into her pajamas. She currently lay on the makeshift bed reading another teen magazine.
"Star, I gotta go," Robin said as he sat down next to Starfire.
She put the magazine down. "Okay. But are you sure I will be safe here…in the woods…by myself…?"
"Of course you will. If there is any problem just call me on…" Robin got up and searched for something in the storage space of the motorcycle. He finally found what he was looking for and rushed over. "Just call me on this." He held out a light pink flip phone with yellow sticker gems in the shape of a star on the front.
Starfire gasped. "You bought this for me!"
"Of course! Who else would it be for?" Robin said smiling at her gratefulness.
"Oh thank you, Robin!" She took the phone and pulled Robin into a loving hug.
"When you want to call me," said Robin as he took the cell phone and opened it, "just press the number one button and this green button." He pressed the buttons and handed the cell phone to Starfire. Suddenly the 'Give Me Novocaine' song by Green Day started playing. Robin pulled out a plain black flip phone from one of his gold pockets on his gold belt. He opened it and put it to his ear. "Hello?" He said in a mock 'I-wonder-who-it-is' voice.
"Hi Robin!" Starfire said in a high, squeaky voice.
Robin closed his phone and put it away. "Do you get it?"
Starfire nodded and place the cell phone down on blanket.
Robin walked to bike and placed his helmet on. He got on and turned the key. "Wish me luck!"
Starfire quickly rushed over and said over the deep rumblings of the motor, "May I give you a good luck kiss?"
Robin took his helmet off and smiled. "Of course you can."
Starfire leaned over and placed a passionate kiss on his lips. They turned it up a notch to a French kiss. While still kissing, Robin swung his other leg to the side where Starfire was and she sat sideways upon his lap. They turned it up another notch to, like, serious make-out. So they, like, made out on a motorcycle, which is, like, very sexy.
After an adequate amount of time Robin pulled away. "Sorry, but I have to go." He jammed the helmet back on his head and Starfire jumped off of his lap. "I love you."
"I love you too," Starfire said happily.
Robin put his leg back on the right side and pressed down on the gas pedal. He drove off through the woods reaching an empty street and then drove off to the museum.
Starfire sat back down saw that Robin had placed a cell phone manual by her magazine. She picked it up, shrugged, and decided to read it.
Three minutes later, Robin reached the museum. He parked his bike in a well hidden area. Using a grappling hook, he flew to the top of the museum. Using glass cutter, he made a small hole in a sun roof and jumped through.
He landed on a stone floor. It was pitch dark so Robin pulled out a mini flashlight and looked around. He was in some sort of Greek paintings gallery. All of the paintings were large and oversized. One particular painting caught his eye. It was a life-sized painting on a large canvas. There was a young woman with deep ruby hair, reaching to about her waist. She had bright, beautiful green eyes that seemed to sparkle as the light from the flashlight shined on them. Her body was slightly tanned. She wore a cream colored short sleeved dress. The end reached to the center of her thigh. Someone had cut her on the right side where there was a rip in the dress and a long gash reaching from her upper thigh to her knee. The wound had drops of blood flowing down her leg. The collar was square and low-cut. Around her waist, there was a lopsided gold chain. In one hand, she held a long, silver sword. In the other, there was a silver helmet with a red feather on top. She wore brown sandals with laces that laced all the way up to her knee. Behind her, there were dead men lying on the ground, intending that she killed them.
Robin found the painting as so familiar. He walked forward, thinking about all of the places that he could have seen this painting. Then it hit him.
"Starfire." He placed his hand on the foot of the canvas looking up at the woman.
Oops.
The room flashed red and an alarm sounded.
"Damn."
He needed to find that goblet quick.
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'Twas the night before…tomorrow…when all through the Tower,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a superhero of power.
The alarm went off from the alarm system with care,
To show that criminals were doing bad things with a blare.
The teens and the old guy were nestled all snug in their beds,
When they shot up and ran to the living room with dread.
And Raven in her cloak, and BB in his purple and black uniform,
With Cyborg all silvery and Batman at the platform.
They turned on the TV/computer with a clatter,
To look and to see what was of the matter.
Away to the door they flew like a flash,
Yet Batman sat down on the couch with a dash.
"Go on without me," he said,
"Cuz I have things to do before I drop dead."
When, what to a wondering person should appear,
They flew to the crime scene in but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With the silver dude as the driver, so robotic and quick,
Everyone knew in a moment it must be Cyborg, not St. Nick!
More rapid then Flash to the museum they came,
And Cyborg whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
"Now, Raven! Now, Beast Boy! Now, don't make a fuss!
On, Raven! On, Beast Boy! On, all of us!
To the criminal! To the burglary scene! Come on! Don't run slow!
Now dash away! Dash away! And Teen Titans go!"
They rushed to the villain with a great, big, wham,
But stop when they realize they're in an even greater jam.
There stood Robin in clothes so black,
With his friends wondering if they should attack.
"Dude! What are you doing here!" said BB, so clear.
"It's none of your business!" said Robin with a sneer,
"And who are you guys to care!
You don't trust me which is very unfair!"
"By the way, where is Starfire?" asked Raven.
"I bet you killed her!" said BB, amen.
"Don't you dare think I would do something like that!
Man, you guys are worse then a brat!"
Then Robin threw down a smoke bomb and went straight to his work,
He grabbed the silver goblet and turned with a jerk,
And laying a finger upon his grappling hook,
And flew up in the air without one look.
He sprang to his bike, to the team gave a whistle,
And away he flew like the down of a thistle.
But the team heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy robberies to all, and to all a good night."
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Robin jumped off his bike and placed the helmet on the handlebar. He shook his flat helmet hair out making it spiky once again. He had expected Starfire to run out and kiss him or hug him but she was fast asleep using the open cell phone manual as a pillow.
He took of his leather pants and mask, leaving him to sleep to sleep in his wifebeeter and boxers. Taking a water bottle out of a tiny cooler, he poured it all over the small fire putting it out. Then he lay down on the mat next to a shivering Starfire. He pulled the fleece blanket up around them and wrapped an arm around Starfire's waist. She immediately stopped shivering and let out a deep breath. Robin closed his eyes and soon found slumber himself.
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"Welcome back Titans," Batman greeted as they walked into the living room.
"Hey Batman," "Hey Batman," and "Hi," were their tired responses. They trudged off in the direction of the hallway.
"Come take a seat Titans. Tell me about your mission. Were you successful?"
Beast Boy put his hand in the air. "Can't it wait till morning!"
"No. I also have something very important to tell you."
"What are you! An insomniac!"
"Not quite. But take a seat anyway."
Beast Boy and Cyborg groaned loudly. They all slowly walked over to the couch and plopped down. Batman sat in front them in part of the couch he pulled over.
"So who was it this time: Cinderblock? Dr. Light? Slade?"
"You know Slade's back?" Cyborg said.
"Yes. I did some 'snooping' through Robin's files and read exactly how it happened. But who was it?"
"Robin," all three teens said in unison.
Batman's eyes widened. "Are you sure it was him? I thought he was long gone."
"We're guessing he and Starfire actually stayed here the whole time," Raven said for the first time.
"Well, did you catch him?"
"No. He got away," Cyborg answered.
"And you didn't go after him?"
"Nah. Too late. Too tired." Beast Boy transformed into a cute green kitten and yawned with his mouth opened wide. He jumped on Raven's lap and fell asleep, purring loudly.
"Should I—" Raven started.
"No just leave him," Batman said annoyed with Beast Boy.
"We did get tracer on him," Cyborg said sleepily.
"Good. So you will go after him in the morning."
"Yeah," Raven said yawning.
"I have some important news. I know why Robin choked Beast Boy. He's on drugs."
Raven and Cyborg's half open eye's shot up. "WHAT!"
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A/N: This is an Author's Note.
Can you guys give me some constructive criticism? Please?
This chapter was nine pages long on Microsoft Word.
Later days! Until next chapter,
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