By Krabby Patties
Rated T
Action/Adventure/Romance
A Robin and Starfire fic
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Disclaimer: "Satan Kitty says, 'The more you lie, the better you get at lying!' " So I'm going to follow Andy Milonakis' short but sweet words and lie to you all. I finally have that iPod. I have the SpongeBob CD player. And I have the laptop with the wireless Internet. Oh, and I have the Teen Titans too. I got them in the handy pocket size so they're sitting right here in my pocket. -Pulls the pocket size Teen Titans out of pocket- Say hello, my puppets! Wave to the nerds that sit in front of their computer screens all day reading FanFiction! (Me!)
Dedication: To Ralphie from 'The Andy Milonakis Show' because after he drank 'Dirt Lamb' 'his body forgave him for being a jerk!'
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Reviews:
blah: I hate hunting too! LOL!
Yeah. It is creepy! I swear he's like 15 but I guess he isn't. So far 4 people including you have said Andy was 29/30. Yeah, I've been keeping track. Yeah, I'm a dork.
Samanthe2121: Yeah he is! LOL!
JazzSparks22: Yeah Batman was kinda creepy. Like right on the last page Batman just picked up Dick and was like "You've just been drafted into a war." I man if you were eight and your parents just died and then some weird dude that attacks villains just picks up and talks about war, wouldn't you be freaked the hell out. I know I would. I also had to read the comic a few times to entirely get it. That's just cuz I'm dense I guess.
StarSoSweet: Yeah. I don't swear in normal life. I just thought it will be cool. Cuz you know how all the cool action movies have swears? I'm trying to go with that. But I'll try to put less swears in the storie though. Favorites list! Oh my!
strodgfrgf: LOL! I love you!
Star+Robin: LOL! You should write a storie about that! I would read it! Where did you see that commercial where you find out that Robin and Starfire are definitely going to kiss? Cuz that's awesome! LOL!
starangel4eva: Thank you! Keep reviewing please!
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To those who didn't review: You should 'lean back' a little and 'drop me a review like it's hot' or I'll pour 'gasolina' all over you and then light you! Then 'Sugar, you'll be going down!'
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A/N: Well. Here's the next chapter. Yay. Read and reread. Oh. And then. Review.
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Chapter 15: He's Baaa-aack…
Batman walked away and Robin and Starfire walked up the Titans who now stood in front of the couch. Starfire thrust her handbag into Robin's arms and brought all three Titans into a group hug. Robin stepped back and glared at the floor. He noticed Starfire's bag was kinda heavy and wondered what was inside. It hit him like a pile of cow manure and he found the goblet was in there just like he thought.
Robin looked up and saw that Starfire was still hugging Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg to death. He knew he needed to bring the goblet to Trigon or there would be Trigon or there would be dire consequences. He also knew that there was no way out. He could tell Raven's magic sealed all the exits including window.
Robin put the goblet back in the bag and sighed. He found himself staring at Starfire who was showing Raven her sunglasses and telling her a storie about them or something. Raven seemed interested but Robin could tell that she could care less. Beast Boy and Cyborg were raving over Starfire's hot pink cell phone, which she had shown them earlier. They started playing some hi-tech game on it, saying how awesome it is.
So they forgot all about Robin. Well, that's okay. He didn't want anything to do with them. Robin took a seat on the kitchen floor, hidden behind the island. Heh, they were suckers anyway.
Why do you have to be like that?
Jizania! Robin hadn't even thought of calling her in these 'hard times.' Be like what?
They were your best friends and if you just talked to them…They don't want to talk to me.
How do you know?Cuz it's obvious.
So. You can't prove it. So how do you really know?
"Because they aren't talking to me!" Robin accidentally yelled aloud.
Jizania laughed and muttered the word 'loser' under her breath. Well, I'll talk to you later.
Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg looked over to the kitchen with eyebrows raised. Starfire rushed over and kneeled down to Robin's level.
"Robin, are you okay?" Her eyes showed pure concern.
"Never better." He folded his arms across his chest and looked away. He looked just like an angry little kid. Beast Boy and Cyborg peeked over the top of the island. "Would you go AWAY?" They sweatdropped and ran to the couch.
"Starfire," Robin whispered. He pulled her hand and pulled her down to sit next to him "We need to leave the Tower. Or Trigon will-will—"
"—hurt us," Starfire whispered.
"No. Worse. He'll kill us."
Starfire's eyes widened. "How do we do it? All the exits are blocked!"
"I know. But I think I know what to do. Just stay over with them and don't let them bother me. I'm staying right here." Starfire got up and took a step but looked back. "Trust me," Robin added.
So Starfire went back over to Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg and distracted them from Robin. Robin closed his eyes and yelled a single word in his head, JIZANIA!
A couple seconds later he got the annoyed answer of, What?
I need your help. Can you take off some time of what ever your doing that was too important be interrupted?
Yeah, well hold on. There was silence and it didn't seem like Jizania was ever going to come back. Robin started getting impatient. He tapped him fingertips on the floor and grinded his teeth. He was just about to call for Jizania again when he heard Starfire desperately screaming his name.
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Slade was sitting at the dining room table with a bowl of 'Froot Loops' ((A/N: Which I don't own by the way!)) on the table in front of him. Instead of using the spoon in the bowl he used both of his hands to shovel food through the slots in his mask to his mouth. He was making desperate and hungry noises.
Slade's white fluffy dog named Woobie was laying on the floor next to him. As Slade ate, Woobie stared at the box of dog treats on the counter. All of a sudden a brown little bone popped out of the top of the box and floated towards Woobie. Slade stopped eating like a loser and followed the bone with an open mouth. Woobie's eyes followed the bone until it landed on the floor in front of her. She went down and gobbled it up.
"Woobie! You have telekinesis! What else can you do girl?" Slade yelled excitedly.
Woobie made a square piece of the maroon carpet covering the living room rip away form the rest and float into the kitchen. The piece of carpet starting moving up and down along Woobie's butt.
"Bad Woobie!" Slade waggled a finger. "Don't wipe your butt on the carpet!" Then the carpet floated to Slade and started rubbing against his mask and chest. "No Woobie! Don't use your power for evil! Noooooooo!"
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Out of reflex, Robin jumped up and pulled out mini discs stuck in between his fingers on both hands. He saw Starfire sitting on the couch next to Cyborg in front the large screened TV playing a racing video game.
Starfire looked over and found Robin glaring at her as he put the discs away. "Cyborg was winning!" She whimpered and pointed to the screen.
Robin's nostrils flared. "So there was no danger?" Robin said as more of and statement. Starfire shook her head, scared. "So there was really no reason to scream my name?" Starfire shook her head again. She was almost in tears. Robin glared from Starfire to Cyborg, to Raven, to Beast Boy and back to Starfire. He was disgusted by all their scared faces. He decided to leave it at that and sat down.
"Robin…" Tears were flooding down Starfire's face. "I'm sorry."
It hurt Robin so bad when he heard those words but he took no action. He tried clearing his mind to contact Jizania but Starfire's hurt voice was running through his head. His tried blocking out all the noise but Starfire's loud sobs and the others' comforting words to her kept streaming through. But instead Jizania came back finally.
You stupid butt hole licker! That definitely was not what Robin was waiting for.
What! Why am I a 'stupid butt hole licker' all of a sudden!
Your girlfriend is over there crying her heart out because you took things way out of proportion and you aren't going to do something about it!
Wait a minute! How do you know that?
I can see what you see. I'm in your head.
You're in…my head? Robin held his hands to his head in disbelief.
NO! Just-just git over there and say you're sorry to Starfire or I won't help you with the escaping problem I happen to know about.
"Fine." Robin stood and walked towards Starfire who was sitting in a corner with her crying head in her arms. Raven was kneeling next to her telling her comforting things and Cyborg and Beast Boy were onlooking from the couch.
As Robin walked by, Beast Boy said with an evil smirk, "Are you coming to say you're sorry or have you decided that by whipping Star's ass up she'll finally understand everything?"
Cyborg looked over with a confused face. "Man, what the hell does that mean!"
As they argued Robin wanted nothing more than to 'whip both of their asses up' but he did nothing. When Raven saw Robin coming she whispered something to Starfire and moved away. Robin sat down in Raven's spot and lifted Starfire's chin. He wiped away her tears.
"Have you come to do the breaking up with me?" Starfire squeaked.
"Why would I do that?" Robin glared at Beast Boy and Cyborg who were etching over to listen. They crawled away, cursing Robin and his keen sense of hearing.
"Because that's what you're supposed to do when you're mad at a girlfriend." Starfire started crying again.
Robin pulled her into a hug. "That stupid fight wasn't worth breaking up with my star." He let go of Starfire and stood up. He helped Starfire up and held out his hand in a shaking position. "Are we good?" Robin's smile was as large as the moon.
Starfire took his hand and shook it once as if they were making a deal. Her smile was bigger than Robin's. "Yes."
Robin kept hold of her hand and pulled her in real close. He whispered into her ear in a seductive tone, "Good because I haven't even taken you out on a first date." He let go and walked back to his spot in the kitchen. Starfire just watched him, smiling.
"How can she just forgive him like that!" Cyborg announced.
"I know!" Beast Boy agreed.
"If I were Starfire," Raven said in her usual emotionless voice, "I'd punch his face in and then dump him."
Starfire held up a Game Station controller. "Shall we continue with the gaming?"
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"Let's play fetch and forget you ever used your power for evil."
Slade and Woobie were in Jump City Park. Slade had an orange squishy ball in his hand ready to through it out.
"Are you ready Woobie?" Slade got into an over-exaggerated throwing position. Woobie just stared up at Slade. "Okay! Fetch!" Slade threw the orange ball far but not too far. Woobie immediately chased after it. "Come on girl! Bring it back! Fetch it!"
Woobie dropped the ball a couple times but finally brought it back to Slade. Slade took the ball and patted her head. "Good girl. Okay. Get ready for another! Fetch!" Slade threw the ball straight up in the air and Woobie floated up after it. Slade looked up and the ball or Woobie never came back down.
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Slade sat on the couch in his living room crying his head off. His face was red and scrunched up in odd proportions. He was shaking two fingers in each hand next to his head. "Woobie!" he cried. "Woobie! Where is Woobie!"
There was a sudden crash and pieces of the ceiling followed by Woobie landed on the floor in front of Slade. Slade stopped crying and his eyes widened.
Woobie sported a blue shirt with a picture of the moon on it. It also said, "What happens on the moon, stays on the moon."
"Woobie! You came back!" Slade became angry. "But where's my gift, you bastard dog!"
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Batman jumped off of Robin's motorcycle which he drove into the garage of the Tower. He pulled out as much stuff as he could out of the storage and lugged them over to the elevator. He pressed number ten, which was the floor all the titans rooms were located. Elevator music started playing. It wasn't some boring classical stuff, it was the song 'Beverly Hills' by Weezer chosen by Robin a while ago, before all this crap happened. By the time the song ended the elevator stopped. He walked out of the elevator into the dark hallway and heard unfamiliar footsteps.
Batman dropped the bags and stuff and pulled out night vision goggles. The last thing he "saw" for a while was a powerful and invisible kick to his face.
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Robin cleared his mind and came in contact with Jizania again. Help me. Now.
Alright, alright. The only way I can think of helping you is with a distraction. I was thinking Red X.
But he's dead! He suffocated on the smoke that time Starfire and I—
I know! Well, I can bring him back to an impartial life.
No you can't.
Yes I can! You must trust me! I need to go so I can get him.
Get him? Where are you?
Nowhere. Bye.
Oo-kay… Robin waited under deep pressure. Could he really trust Jizania? Five minutes went by with no sign of anything. Seven and still nothing. Ten, nothing. Fifteen, noth—wait! What's that!
"Your dark powers kept them in but can they keep me out!" Red X burst through the doors. Everyone turned to see him. Even Robin stood up. He looked at the others and saw their faces were all identical, amazement, confusion and fear.
"I thought you were dead!" Cyborg said.
"Yeah!" Beast Boy said. "The doctors and stuff told us you died!"
Red X shrugged. "Well, I'm back."
Everyone, excluding Robin, got into a battle position. When Starfire saw Robin jump up and sit on the island she flew over and sat next to him.
Cyborg put a hand on Raven's shoulder. "Make sure Robin and Starfire don't leave." He pointed to Robin and Star who were talking on top of the island. Raven nodded, got in to a meditating position and started chanting her mantra.
"Robin, why are we not helping our friends fight our enemy?" Starfire asked Robin as they sat on the island.
"Let's just say he was meant to be here for our sake."
"Okay." Starfire was still confused and was going to ask more when black energy surrounded them, encasing them in a bubble.
Robin banged his fist against the black wall. "Damn you Raven! I hope you go to Hell!"
Raven's eyes were still glazed over in white as she shrugged and said, "Already been."
Cyborg yelled, "Titans go!" and he and Beast Boy charged at Red X.
Humming sweetly, Red X leapt over both of them and headed straight towards Raven. Robin and Starfire's bubble flickered as Raven tried fighting off Red X and concentrating on the bubble.
"Where's Batman? You set the alarm off didn't you?" Beast Boy asked Cyborg just before changing into a rhino and charging at X.
Red X leaped up and pressed the center button on his belt and disappeared. He became visible again behind Beast Boy. "Batman? Oh don't worry. I kicked him around a little but nothing too serious." As Beast Boy turned, still in rhino form, Red X shot an adhesive red gooey X from his palm. It exploded all over Beast Boy.
Beast Boy transformed into his human self. He tried getting up but was stuck to the ground. "Not again!" he whined loudly.
Cyborg charged up his Sonic Cannon and shot it at Red X, who avoided it with a back flip and broke into a run. Cyborg chased after him, running all around the room, shooting at Red X and always missing and hitting objects. X jumped up in front of the meditating Raven and Cyborg shot his cannon again. Red X pressed the handy dandy button and disappeared again. He just missed the blue Sonic Wave that hit Raven squarely in the chest instead. Raven fell backwards and on to the floor in front of the couch, unconscious. Beast Boy yelled out and Cyborg rushed over to nurse her.
Red X appeared again next to the fading bubble. He ran under it and caught Starfire in his arms when the bubble disappeared. Robin landed with a thud beside Red X. He got up rubbing his butt.
"I thank you, the Red X." Starfire smiled sweetly.
"No problem, Cutie." Under his mask Red X was smiling back.
"Yeah… Thanks…" Robin said annoyed. "Now can you put her down? She can walk on her own."
Red X carefully let Starfire down onto her feet. She grabbed her handbag that lay on the floor. "Robin! We must go! Now is our chance!"
"Right! I bet Batman drove my motorcycle home. Let's grab it." They ran out of the room and towards the elevator. Red X ran right along beside them. Robin didn't realize it until he bumped into him on the way down the stairs. At the bottom of the steps, Robin stopped. "You, Red X, whoever you are, what are you doing?"
Red X shrugged, "I'm coming with you."
Robin chuckled a little. "There's only room for two on my bike."
"I can fly and the Red X can ride with you!" Starfire smiled proudly at what she thought was a good idea.
Both guys burst out laughing. They doubled over and they held each other up. When they finally stopped laughing they wiped invisible tears away from their masks.
"That was good, Star." Robin said trying to hold in more laughter. "You're riding with me and…he will just have to get there another way. He doesn't even need to come anyway." Robin headed toward the R-Cycle and gave his helmet to Starfire.
As they sped off through the underground tunnel, Starfire waved a couple times at Red X before they disappeared.
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A/N: Umm. Does anybody want to be my friend?
This chapter was 8 pages long on Microsoft Word.
Later days! Until next chapter,
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