A/N: OK. Umm… yeah I know it took me a while. But I was productive in the while I didn't update! I swear! I drew pics! If u want u can see them on my DeviantArt thing. And now I'm apparently a Pedophile. Yes I'm showing signs of pedophilia while I lust for older men -- stupid dumber. Oh and thanks vivi314 for defending me in ur email thing! Yeah! Cookies for u!

Summary: Kyle's in love with his best friend, but he already has a boyfriend. What shall Kyle do? Not to mention what will Kenny do? I have no clue at this moment! . SLASH! Kenny/Stan Stan/Kyle. Maybe Kenny/Stan/Kyle. Threesome! Bwahah! I'm evil!

Warning: SLASH! Swearing.

Disclaimer: I don't own this. And never will. I'm just a sick bastard who loves romance and threesomes!

Chapter 3: First Date

(In Kenny's P.O.V)

I leaned up against the just shut bathroom door, somewhat hyperventilating. Shit. Kyle just had to slide THERE! Of all placed. My face was flushed and I was slightly aroused. Not totally for I had jumped up quick enough making sure nobody noticed, mainly before Kyle notice. That would have been real embarrassing, for the both of us. I hear myself sigh as I walk over towards the sink, splashing some water onto my face. I look at my reflection in the mirror. My face is still a bit flushed and any arousal I may have had diminished. But I need to totally calm myself before I go out there. Wouldn't want myself ruining our, I mean their first date. I hear them shuffling around getting things ready and smile to myself. I bet their making themselves look all dashing and sexy. I smirk at the little imaginary image I have of them clad in leather and fishnet. Stan had only done that for me once, and that was on Halloween. We had gone out as the master and the slave. Stan wasn't too thrilled at the idea but I could tell he loved the attention I gave him.

Whatever enough of this reminiscing! I have to make myself look good for them too. After all I'm the one who's going to have seducing to do… wait what… did I just say seducing. I meant partying. Yup. That's what I meant. I busy myself with combing my hair and grooming other various parts that needed to be.

Outside the Bathroom (Back to normal POV)

Kyle was straightening up his clothes and searching the room for his hat, jacket and shoes. Stan was just making sure he had all his stuff he'd need. Like his house key, wallet, and other things like that. Both Stan and Kyle kept glancing at each other, just taking in each other's presence. They were savoring the precious moments together. Stan shoved everything he need in his pocket and made his way over beside Kyle. He had a hint of lust gleaming in his as he stared at Kyle's face. Kyle looked at Stan and their eyes met. Before anyone knew it Stan had closed the gap between them and was now currently pressing his lips to Kyle's. It was no more than a innocent closed mouth kiss but it started to heat up between the new couple. Kyle finally opened his mouth letting Stan explore it with his tongue. They backed up slowly until Kyle's legs hit the side of the couch and he stumbled onto it, with Stan on top of him. Stan was straddling Kyle's hips and they were lip locked and taking little breaks for air. Soon Stan hand started to move down towards Kyle's lower stomach, inching closer and closer to the start of Kyle's pants. Kyle broke the passionate kiss and grabbed Stan's hand, which was on his pants buttons by now. He stopped Stan and mouthed 'not yet, I'm not ready' to Stan. Stan just smiled and leaned his face right next to Kyle's ear. "That's fine with me." And then Stan started to place many kisses on Kyle's neck, causing him to moan with pleasure.

Before they could do anymore though the bathroom door opened and Kenny stared at the two. Kenny's eyebrow was raised and his eyes danced with excitement. "Fuck guys! That's hot." Both Kyle and Stan looked up at Kenny and turned a very bright red. "s-sorry Kenny" said Kyle as he attempted to sit up, but to no avail seeing as Stan was still somewhat leaned over him. Stan looked closely at Kenny to make sure he wasn't hurt at all, but was startled to see the excitement shimmering in his eyes. Stan even swore that he saw a bit of drool in the corner of Kenny's mouth. Kenny was such a pervert. Stan sighed and sat up. "Aww! And I wanted a nice show" mock whined Kenny as he shut off the bathroom light. Stan chuckled as he stood up and held his hand out to Kyle. Kyle took his hand and he hefted Kyle to his feet.

"So you guys ready to go or what. Or would you rather we stay here and make out?" The last part Kenny said with a very devious and perverted smile. Stan playfully swatted at Kenny's arm as Kyle let a light laugh escape his lips. " You would like it if we stayed wouldn't you?" joked Kyle, returning more to his old self by the minute. Stan looked at Kyle and smiled "Ahh. I see your finally beginning to relax into this little arrangement" paused dramatically and tapped his fingers together "Excellent" (think Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.) Kenny's devious smirk grew stronger as he too tapped his fingers together "he seemed pretty relaxed to me when you were snogging him!" Kyle blushed as he tried to think of a good come back "well… wait when the hell did you use British slang?" Kenny laughed evilly as he pulled his jacket on and walked out the door. Stan and Kyle just starred after him, confusion evident on their faces. "Wow. Sometimes I really don't get him," stated Stan as he too followed after Kenny. Kyle nodded and followed Stan.

Ten Minutes Later

Kyle's car pulled into the parking lot of 'Big Boys', the new fast food restaurant in town. The threesome had opted to eating dinner at a cheap yet not crappy place then checking out a movie. Kenny, who was in driving again, turned the key and the engine shut off. The three then unbuckled their seat belts and crawled out the doors. Kyle and Stan had been sitting in the back seat, holding each other's hand lovingly. They all reunited at the front of the car and walked together into the restaurant. Kenny had wrapped his arm around Stan's shoulder. Stan pushed open the door and they all stepped into the room.

The restaurant was pretty small, only 4 tables were set up and one small bar table, able to sit at least 6 people. The three walked up to the counter were they order and checked out the menu. The main meals were different types of burgers, fries and a drink. Most meals were around 5 of 6 dollars. They also had some desserts like ice cream and cookies.

Kenny sighed, "God this place is expensive!" Kyle giggled, "It's not that expensive! It's like only 6 bucks a meal!" Stan placed down his order of a cheeseburger and fries then turned to Kenny and Kyle "so what you guys want? And Kenny stop worrying about the money I'm paying." Kyle hmm then placed his order of a chicken burger and onion rings. Kenny pouted, "Fine, you pay like always! And I'm getting the most expensive thing to spite you Stan" Kenny scanned over the menu then asked for the roast beef sub, large fries and vanilla ice cream. Stan smirked "Bitch" Kyle laughed and Kenny smiled evilly "damn straight I am! But I'm your bitch!" Stan smiled goofily "heh. That's right! You are! Now go find us a seat." Kenny saluted and headed off on the not so hard mission he was given. Stan dropped down the needed amount of cash to the registry guy and moved to the side to wait for their order with Kyle.

Stan grabbed Kyle's hand and they discreetly held hands as the guy hurried about to get the stuff they ordered, there were only 2 guys working there at the time. After about 5 minutes of waiting and several spitballs from Kenny later the food was finally ready and Kyle let go of Stan's hand. They each took a tray, there were 2 trays, and walked over to Kenny. Kenny had chosen a seat near the big window near the entrance and was wearing a somewhat bored expression.

"So what took my food so long you hoes?" asked Kenny as he tapped his finger on the table. Kyle and Stan put the tray down as they sat down. "The guy didn't work hard enough so it's late" Stated Stan as he adjusted himself next to Kyle and across from Kenny. Kyle made a funny face "what the hell dude! That didn't make sense!" Stan placed his index finger on his lips "Shh… don't tell anyone! Kenny's unawares." Kenny shook his head and popped a fry into his mouth " Oh god Stan. Are you always this hyper on your first dates?" Stan bites his hamburger and smiled "yup! It's the butterflies that create a chemical reaction and cause me to gain electrons… no not electrons, energy! YES!" Kyle just laughed as he munched on his meal. Kyle was never one to converse while eating.

"Silent eater he was him" said Kenny as threw a fry at the quiet Kyle. Stan and Kenny had been loudly conversing while ate and Kyle had just nodded and smiled. "Yea. I don't like talking while I eat. My mom always told me it was rude and like, no one ever really wants to fight with her so… heh… yeah" Kyle then continued to eat, he didn't have much left. " Well duh Kyle! We have eaten lunch with u everyday at school for like 10 years!" Stan giggled as he shoved his last fry into his mouth. Kenny was already done his meal and was currently licking his ice-cream cone.

"I have to go pee. Kyle I'm assuming you'll be done when I get out?" asked Stan as he stood up and headed for the bathroom. Kyle nodded and turned back to his barely there meal. He only had a couple of fries and a bite of his burger left. After Kyle finished up what was left he glanced over at Kenny. Kenny was humming an unknown tune as he happily eats his ice cream, unaware of Kyle's gaze. Kenny glanced over at Kyle and noticed him looking. Kenny smirked and stuck his tongue out far making sure Kyle saw it then slowly licked the ice cream. He brought some into his mouth then closed his eyes, moaning as he did so. Kyle's eyes went big and he turned red. He looked away blushing just in time to see Stan heading for them.

Stan saw the blush on Kyle's cheeks and the way Kenny giggled quietly to himself. "What'd you do now Kenny?" accused Stan as he tried to hide his own smile. "Nothing!" squeaked Kyle as he stood up and gathered his stuff hoping Stan didn't bring up what Kenny did. Kenny didn't know it but his little display had turned Kyle on quite a bit. And that wasn't suppose to happen, Stan was the one who did that. Stan raised his eyebrow and decided it was best to drop the subject for now. He was getting a bit suspicious though, he began to wonder 'if Kyle too had feelings for anyone other than himself. Heck even Kenny might have feelings for Kyle the way he's being so supportive towards Kyle. If it were anyone else he'd just beat them up and tell them to "fuck off" or "don't touch my man". Indeed maybe they're some feelings between them too. If they were then that'd actually be a good thing. I wouldn't have to worry so much about fair treatment cause we'd all love each other, it'd be a … a threesome' as Stan thought this he blushed. Quickly Stan urged the other two to get ready, not wanting them to notice the slight flush he had in his cheeks from the thought of a threesome.

The three cleared the table they ate at and headed out to the car. They climbed in and sat as they were before, Kenny still driving. Stan held onto Kyle as he formulated a plan on how to get the two to realize the emotions they felt for each other, if they're was any. And if there weren't then Stan was sure as hell going to make sure there would be. Stan silently agreed to his little plan and smiled to himself.

The ride to the theatre was quiet and peaceful. Everyone had enjoyed their meal thus leaving them in a good mood. Not to mention the fact that Kenny was proud of himself for making Kyle blush, it wasn't like it was a hard thing to do but it still pleased Kenny. Even though Kenny didn't know it himself. He thought he was just happy they were all having fun. They parked, got out and walked to the ticket booth man.

"So what movie do you want to see guys?" asked Stan as he took out his wallet. Kyle looked at the list of movies above and contemplated. Kenny looked up and had immediately decided. "Let's go to 'the Exorcism of Emily Rose'" Stan nodded and looked at Kyle who shrugged his shoulders. Kyle didn't like horror flicks much but if it's what they wanted to go to then sure. Stan bought the three tickets and went inside. They decided not to buy any snacks because they had just eaten. When they went into the right theatre Stan smiled. It was fairly packed meaning they're weren't many spots. Stan quickly sat down right next to some other person leaving the other two spots for Kyle and Kenny. Also forcing them to sit beside each other. Stan was hopping it'd help at least a bit with getting them together. Kenny sat beside Stan and Kyle beside Kenny. Kenny looked over at Stan and raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm you don't want to sit beside both of us?" Kenny whispered into Stan's ear. Stan shook his head and replied, "It's an experiment!" Then Stan quickly shushed any farther questions as he pointed to the screens and pretended to care that the movie had started. Kenny gabbed Stan's hand and it stayed that way for the rest of the film.

TBC

A/N: OK! That took me long to write! . but I've been busy with school and stuff so yeah. The date isn't over yet. I'm just leaving it off here so I can start the next chap with Kyle's P.O.V of the whole sitting beside Kenny thing. .0 uhh ohh! Lustful bastard! XD hehe!