Helllooooo fellow mutants!! It is I…Sagistar waves cape around the supreme ruler of heck and insufficient light!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR THE WRATH OF MY COOKING!!!!!! sigh newaiz….this story came to me when I couldn't fall asleep..so I wrote a story in my head…and this is it…so enjoy…snicker snicker FOOLS
Disclaimer: I don't own Dead or Alive but I have cloned Hayate and Ryu are they are currently serving my Oreos and milk…excellent…
"Meteorologists predict that the gale storm will pass in a matter of day and insist for inhabitants to remain under shelter until the storm bypasses." The radio crackled before buzzing with interferences once more.
This was great.
Just flipping perfect.
Zack had invited the Dead or Alive gang to his island for the summer holidays and now they're all stuckinside the hotel because of a freak storm that came out of nowhere, hence the name freak storm.
Leifang sighed loudly before slumping back on the couch.
"This sucks."
"Chill girl," came Tina's reassuring voice, "there'll be plenty of time to hang in the beach, right Jann?"
Jann Lee, who was leaning on a conveniently located wall, glared at the two girls and stalked off.
"It will be fun she says, it will be relaxing she says, well have some time together she says." he imitated in an unusually high-pitched voice complete with over emphasized hand gestures.
Tina and Leifang stared blankly at Jann Lee, not quite sure how to react.
"Well," Tina began, having recovered first, "at least the storm will be end soon."
"Storm ehh…" Came Zack's voice,
Tina's glared daggers at him and began breathing heavily.
"Is my Tina baby afraid of the lightning?" he asked before squeezing himself between the two girls and wrapping his arms around them.
Tina's eyes began twitching.
Not bothering to wait for an answer he continued. "'Cause if you get scared in the middle of the night-"
Tina looked liked she was going to burst.
"I wouldn't if I were you…" warned Lei
" -you know my door's always open"
pop
"ITS YOUR FAULT WE'RE EVEN HERE YOU FILTHY BUTTHOLE!!!"
Tina grabbed a cushion and began smothering Zack with it while his arms and legs flailed wildly underneath it.
After much shouting and restraining , Tina stood up and left the recreation room as if nothing happened. Zack on the other sighed dreamily and smiled proudly.
"She so wants me."
Not everyone on Zack Island was as agitated as Tina, quite the contrary; infact Hayate and Ryu were amusing themselves with a swivel chair.
"Wheeeeeeee!!!" Hayate yelled as he soared across the hallway.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Ryu lagged slowly behind huffing and puffing.
"Jeeze Ryu you're such a slowpoke, can't you run any faster?" Hayate scowled.
Ryu leaned on the chair, trying to catch his breath.
"Don't- 'huff' you think-'puff'-its-'huff'-my turn-'puff'-yet?"
Hayate sighed impatiently.
"You know the world doesn't just revolve around you, you know. Besides…I'm sitting on it, so whatchu gonna do nincompoop? WHATCHU GONNA DO??"
Now Ryu had.
It was one thing to be forced by Hayate to push him around on a swivel chair, feed him grapes and fan him with novelty sized leaves…but no-one. NO ONE calls him a nincompoop.
Ryu narrowed his eyes in concentration.
This was it.
The cuts, the bruises the sleepless night, year and training and experience come into focus.
"Your insults cut me deep but I shall not be broken."
Hayate was flabbergasted. The words dawned upon him and ripped him heart to shreds as if in slow motion.
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HEARTBREAKER SOUL TAKER"
The two ninjas turned their head to see Bass supporting a large stereo on his shoulder, dancing away. Bass returned their gaze by the most intelligent line he could think of.
"What?"
The two shinobis stared at the wrestler blankly.
Bass was actually quite hurt by their reaction, not wanting to be seen shedding tears he muttered, "Fine, I can tell when I'm not wanted." Before running away in a somewhat feminine manner.
"Anyway…" Ryu began attempting to direct their conversation back to the more pressing issue of the swivel chair, "seeing as that I am, after all, the Super Ninja, I believe that its only fair that the swivel chair stays with me."
Hayate glared. Using the status card are we? Well two can play at that game!
"Yeah? Well I'm The Ninja of The Wind!" He announced before striking a pose.
Oh touchéRyu was momentarily fazed. He had not expected such a comeback.
It was time to play dirty.
"Well I'm the one who's being chased after by BOTH your sisters."
Ha- beat that.
Hayate snickered. He had expected that.
"Well I've won the 'Hottest Ninja' award five times running in Like, Totally magazine."
"Yeah? Yeah? Well my hair is full of life, full of shine!" Ryu retorted while flicking his hair gracefully, ala pantene commercials, and striking a notable yet feminine pose.
"Looking GOOD!" Zack bellowed before whistling and walking off chuckling to himself.
Ryu's face turned into a new shade of red.
Great now he had to fight for the swivel chair as well as his sexuality.
For his part, Hayate gasped.
The man had a point.
"Well…well…ergh…YOINK"
Hayate jumped on the swivel chair and pushed himself away cackling manically.
"Mwahahahahaha!!!! No-one can stop me now. For I am…The Ninja of The Wind." He declared before once again striking a pose.
Unfortunately, while Hayate was striking that pose Ryu had teleported in front of him and let me tell you, he was not a happy jan.
The two ninjas eyed each other menacingly. This was going to a fight to the death. They took their stances ready to destroy each other using nothing but brute force.
Ryu ran, crash tackling Hayate onto the floor.
Forgive me dear friend…"HHHHehehehehehehe!!!" Ryu was ontop of Hayate, tickling him for all he's worth.
"Do you giveup the chair?" Ryu demanded
"Never!"
"Then I shall show you know mercy," Ryu declared, raising a single finger.
Hayate looked as if he saw a ghost.
"No…not the finger…no…NNNOOOOO PPOOOKKKIINNGGG!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO…hehehehehehhehehehehehe!!!!"
Hayate finally managed to kick Ryu off of him. The two ninjas breathed heavily, both avoiding eye contact.
Finally Ryu broke the silence.
"Look at what has become of us," he said, "fighting like little school kids and over what? A swivel chair."
Hayate nodded in agreement. "Our friendship is stronger than any office appliance."
Ryu sighed, 'yet on the other hand…MINE!"
He grabbed the swivel chair and teleported off.
Hayate fell to his knees and cried
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
While in Hitomi's bedroom, Kasumi, Helena, Christie, Ayane, Lei, Tina and of course Hitomi were camped out on the floor giving each other facials and manicures and generally doing girly things with music blaring in the background.
Helena tilted her head slighted.
"Did you hear something?"
Christie merely shrugged and continued to file her nails.
Hitomi flopped on her bed and tossed down yet another magazine.
"This is so boring!!! The only reading material this guy owns is either on sport or porn."
Tina leaned on the back of Hitomi's bed.
"Well this is Zack we're talking about." She said matter- of- factly.
Hitomi moaned and pulled a pillow over her face to muffle her scream.
"Can we puulleeease do something??!!" she exasperated, turning down the music.
Ayane sighed and blew some stray hair off her face, "Like what? Let's face it, we're stuck in this hell-hole."
"Maybe," Hitomi said, raising a freshly manicured finger, " but we might as well make the most of the hell-hole."
Kasumi nodded in agreement, "Yeah, so what are you suggesting?"
Hitomi's face darkened as her usual baby face features twisted into a sinister smile.
"Truth or dare"
hmmm..this story seemed funnier when I was half asleep…oh well plz review me and tell if I shud continue or scrap it out coz coz…if u do….i will hire to be my lackey and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA