Hey Fellow Nanny Fans! Story time again! Ok none of these characters belong to me, nor does the show. Please don't sue. The Nanny is FINALLY coming out on DVD and I want to spend my money on that and nothing else. Ok there's a couple of other stuff. So sit back and enjoy the story.
What a Wonderful World
First scene
Morning Niles and CC in bed all of a sudden CC eyes open up wide and second's later Niles does the same.
Niles: CC when did Chester crawl in to bed with us?
They both look to see Chester asleep in his bed at the corner
CC: That wasn't Chester that was me!
Niles: CC, I know you're pregnant but you can still get up to use the bathroom.
CC: No you shmendrik!
Niles: What did you say?
CC: I have no idea. But I know that my water broke!
Niles: Oh My God! Ok let's not panic. Oh My God! Ok, let's just go downstairs get in car and… Oh breakfast!
CC: Leave a note!
Niles: Ok come on.
They exit
Theme song
Next scene
Living room CC who's in an over sized red turtleneck and matching pants is screaming in pain, while Fran who's wearing a pink robe is watching.
Fran: Oy does it hurt that bad?
CC gives her a look
Fran: I'm gonna take that as a yes.
CC: NILES!
Niles in a blue shirt and pants enters
Niles: Alright I'm here. Ready?
CC gives him a look
Niles: I'm gonna take that as a yes. Thanks Fran, breakfast is on the table, and we'll call you as soon as it happens.
Fran: Ok bye sweetie, good luck.
Niles and Fran hug
Fran: CC, I'd hug ya but I'm afraid to. Bye.
Niles and CC: Bye.
They exit
Fran: Mr. Sheffield! Kids! Time to get up! We're going to the hospital!
Next scene
CC's hospital room, Niles, CC and Dr Duncan
Dr. Duncan: Ok CC, you aren't quite ready to deliver yet.
Niles and CC: What?
Dr. Duncan: You've only dilated three centimeters. Sorry.
CC: Oh Niles, here comes another one.
Outside
Fran in yellow maternity overalls with a black top, Max in a green shirt and pants plus a jacket, and the kids
Max: Miss. Fine are you sure they said it was ok?
Fran: Uh… yeah.
Max: Fine but if CC gets mad you are taking the blame for all of us.
Fran: Please the woman's in labor how much pain can she cause?
Just then you here Niles scream
B: Apparently a lot.
Fran: Oh come on.
She opens the door
Everyone: Surprise!
CC: What are you doing here! I said I didn't want any family members here.
Fran: Aw ya think of us as family.
Just then another contraction
CC: Ah! Niles hand!
Niles: Are you crazy you practically broke this one.
Lifts up a hand
CC: Hand!
He gives her his hand and they both scream in the back round
Maggie: Gee, I hope Fran isn't like this when she's in labor.
Max, Grace, and B: Yeah.
Fran: Hey!
The screaming has stopped
Fran: Ok kids why don't ya go down to the cafeteria and get some thing to eat.
Gracie: But we're not hungry.
Fran: Not for ya for me. Niles, CC ya need anything?
Niles lifts up his hand
Niles: Ice I need ice.
Next scene
Waiting room Fran and Max sitting down
Max: Jeez eighteen hours and still no baby.
Fran: Yeah the miracle of birth sure is a snooze. I hope when I have my baby that it just slides right out.
Max: I think we all do. Or you know you could have a C-section.
Fran: Oy don't even say those words.
Max: Why? I'm sure it doesn't hurt.
Fran: Oh you're one to know.
Niles enters in a rush
Niles: CC's going to the delivery room!
Max stands up and Fran sits up
Fran and Max: Really!
Niles: No. I just wanted to know what it felt like.
Fran stands up
Fran: Niles, that wasn't funny. Oh Mr. Sheffield, Niles, I think I'm having my first contraction. And I aint enjoying it!
Max: Oh my God what do we do? Go to the hospital!
Niles: We are in a hospital.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield go get a room!
Max: Right.
He exits in a rush
Fran: Now ya see that was funny.
Next scene
CC's hospital room CC, Niles, and Dr. Duncan enters
Dr. Duncan: Hey CC, how are you feeling?
CC sarcastically: Oh terrific!
Dr. Duncan: Well I'm afraid, it's still going to be awhile, you've only dilated four centimeters.
CC and Niles: Four!
Dr. Duncan: You are moving along just slowly, I'll be right back.
She exits
CC: Oh Niles, why doesn't it want to come out!
Niles: I think it's because you've made such a nice home for it in there, it just doesn't want to leave.
CC: Oh shut up I know you're just saying that so I can bring back the action an extra month.
Niles: No I'm serious. But just out of curiosity is it working?
Next scene
Waiting room Fran and Max
Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield this is so cruel!
Max: What is?
Fran: This whole hospital! I mean look around. (Starts pointing at doctors) Cute doctor, cute doctor cute doctor, (points to herself) fat pregnant nanny.
Max: Oh Miss. Fine you are a beautiful pregnant nanny.
Fran: Really?
Max: The most beautiful one I've ever scene.
They look at each other adoringly and are about to kiss when… Max's cell phone rings
Max: Excuse me.
He gets up and leaves
Next scene
CC's room Niles, CC, Dr. Duncan and a man played by Matthew Perry enter
Dr. Duncan: Hey you two, this is my husband Frank.
Frank: Hi. Wow eighteen hours. Having fun?
CC: Oh it's been a thrill.
Frank: You're both so lucky.
Niles lifting up his hand: Lucky may not be the word we'd use right now.
Frank: Well maybe not now but in a matter of hours…
Niles and CC both groan
Frank: Or minutes, you CC will bring life into the world, and Niles you'll be watching your wife do it. I'm sorry I'm getting carried away it's just we may might not be able to have kids.
Niles and CC: Oh I'm sorry.
Dr Duncan: Congratulations CC you've dialed 10 centimeters, you're about to become parents, we'll be right back.
They exit
CC starts to cry
Niles: CC what's wrong?
CC: Niles I'm not ready to deliver.
Niles: Hey baby, everything's gonna be alright, I'll be right there. And just think once it's over our regular routine can come back.
CC: Oh yeah like I'm going to let you touch me again.
She rolls to her side
Niles to himself: I'll give it two days.
Next scene
Waiting room Fran and Max playing cards Niles enters in a rush
Niles: CC's going to the delivery room!
Fran and Max: Uh hu. That's nice.
Fran: Got any threes?
Niles: No really!
Fran and Max: Uh hu.
Niles: Fine don't listen to me.
He exits
Max: You want to go check it out don't you?
Fran: Could we?
Max: Absolutely!
Next scene
CC's room Niles who's now in scrubs, and CC who's being rolled to the delivery room and is holding Niles' hand Fran and Max enter
Fran: Oh My God ya weren't kidding.
Dr Duncan: Ready?
CC looks at Niles who smiles
CC: Yeah.
Fran and Max: Bye.
And they roll her out
Fran: Oy that looked painful. Twenty bucks say's it's a girl.
Max: You're on.
They shake hands
Next scene
Delivery room a sweaty CC who's holding Niles' hand plus the doctor and nurses
Dr Duncan: Come on CC push.
CC: Oh God Niles you are so dead once I'm done!
Niles: Come on Sweetheart you're doing great.
Dr. Duncan: Ok I see the head.
Niles looks over
Niles: Oh my God CC you've got to see this.
CC: I'm kinda busy right now Niles!
Niles: Oh right.
He goes back with CC
Dr Duncan: Ok CC one more big push.
CC: No I can't do it.
Niles: Yes you can come on.
CC: No I can't. Niles you live to serve you do it for me.
Niles: Come on CC, ready one two three.
A baby's cry fills the room
Dr. Duncan: You have a baby girl.
Niles: You did it.
He quickly kisses her
CC: Oh thank you Niles I couldn't have done it without you. Nothing.
Dr Duncan hand them their baby who has blond hair and baby blue eyes
Niles: She's beautiful.
CC: And so tiny.
Niles: So when can we start on the next one?
CC: Not now Niles I have a headache. But it won't be long.
Niles: I love you.
CC: I love you.
Frank enters
Frank: Hi. Uh Mone, the doctor called you're pregnant.
Dr. Duncan: What?
Frank: We're having a baby!
Dr. Duncan runs to Frank who lifts her up as they kiss.
Niles and CC: Congratulations.
Dr. Duncan and Frank: Thanks. You two.
Frank: Just think in a couple of months we'll have one of those.
Just then the baby starts to cry
Frank: Mone I'm scared.
They all laugh
Next scene
CC's hospital room Niles CC and the baby Family enters
Fran: Hey you guys.
Niles and CC: Hey.
Niles hands her over to Fran
Fran: Oh she's so cute.
Max: Yes congratulations both of you.
Maggie: So do you have a name yet?
CC: Yes, Michelle Maryann Babcock.
Fran: Oh she's not taking your name?
Niles: Nope.
Fran: Hm? That bad. Ya wanna tell me now?
Niles: The day ya tell me your real age.
Fran: Oh then be ready to wait baby.
Grace: She's so beautiful. I can't wait to have a baby.
Fran hands Michelle to Max
Max: Oh…
CC: You say that now Grace…
Niles: Oh my God there is new hope that she'll remember Michelle's name.
Fran: Did it hurt that bad?
Max hands Michelle to CC
CC: It was the most horrible pain I have ever been through.
Fran: Oh now I'm really looking forward to it.
CC: But it does help when you've got someone you love and who loves you back there beside you holding your hand.
Niles kisses her head
Fran: Boy the kids really softened them.
Next scene
Waiting room Fran and Max
Fran: Do ya realize the next time we're here we'll be having our baby?
Max: Yes, exciting isn't it? Oh that reminds me. Miss. Fine remember that kiss we almost had?
Fran: Yes?
Max: Well I want to talk about it.
Fran: Ok, shoot.
Max: Miss. Fine, I think…
Fran: Oh my God. Yes.
Max: What?
Fran: Uh? What?
Max: I was going to say I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Fran: Oh, don't worry. It's not like ya did it and then ya took it back. Oh but could ya get me a room, cause she's coming?
Max: She? I thought we agreed to have it a surprise?
Fran: Yeah but we also agreed to stay together till death do us part, do ya see any ring! Now Go!
He exits running and Fran relaxes
Fran: Works very time.
She sits back down
Next scene
CC's hospital room, Niles sitting down next to CC who's nursing baby Michelle
Niles: She has your nose.
CC: She has your eyes.
Niles kisses her hand
Niles: Thank you, CC for this beautiful gift.
CC: No Niles thank you, I thought I'd never have one of these, and now thanks to you I do.
Niles: And we owe it all to Paris. But you know what I loved you before that.
CC: Really? Me too.
They kiss
Niles: Wow Michelle Really has softened us.
The End
Hope you enjoyed! This story is dedicated to my BF Michelle. Thanks for always being there and being able to put up with me and The Nanny. I'd also like to thank Renee and Jenn, for all there sweet comments. Thanks Girls!
Next time: Baby love!
