Hello hello, it's Sunday which means it's story time, so let's get started. None of these characters belong to me nor does the show, so please no one sue! Enjoy!
Baby Love
First scene
Office Max in a suit sitting in the chair, Niles in a suit who's trying to dust and hold baby Michelle, who's in one of those red baby outfits Fran enters in a pink and red maternity outfits
Fran: Knock Knock. Hi Mr. Sheffield, Niles, and little Michelle, wait where's CC?
Niles: Oh she's sleeping we didn't get much sleep last night.
Fran to Michelle: Well it couldn't have been because of this little angel.
Niles: Nope.
Fran: Oh a month already, in a few more weeks I'll be skinny and holding my baby.
Niles: Here how about in the meantime you can practice changing this little princess's dipper.
Niles starts to hand Michelle to Fran
Fran: I would but Jr. here, keeps getting in the way.
Max: I thought you said we were having a girl?
Fran: We are but they don't have a name like that for girls. Plus I feel terrible.
Max: That's why you're supposed to be lying on the couch taking it easy.
Fran: Why did you have to tell me that now I'm not gonna wanna go.
Max: What are you a child?
Fran: Yes. Listen ya gotta learn to tell me the opposite, watch. Niles should I go out on a date with this guy?
Niles: No.
Fran: Ok. See I listen to him now you try. Remember opposite. Mr. Sheffield can I have a raise?
Max: Yes.
Fran: Oh thank you Mr. Sheffield!
Max: Miss. Fine!
Fran: Gotta go.
She exits
Theme song
Next scene Fran sitting on the couch and Grace walks in
Grace: Hi Fran.
Fran: Hi angel, oh come here.
Grace goes to sit next to her
Fran: Put your hand right here.
Grace: She kicked.
Fran: Yeah, Oo honey go get your father.
Grace: Ok, why?
Fran: Cause I just went into labor!
Max and Niles enter
Max: What the devil is going on?
Grace: Fran's in labor!
Niles: Oh you didn't get it on the couch it's impossible to get out.
They all give him a look
Niles: Oh I'll just flip it over.
Max gives him a shocked look
Niles: Uh…
Fran: Hello! There's a person coming out of me!
Max: Oh right. Ok Niles go start the car, Gracie you go call the family and… CC!
CC os: What!
Max: Get down here!
CC os: I'm busy!
Fran: CC GET DOWN HERE NOW!
CC who's wearing an oversized blue turtle neck and jeans carrying Michelle comes down
CC: What?
Niles: Fran's in labor.
Max: CC I want you to get Fran's over night bag meet us in the hospital and call the hospital as soon as we leave.
CC: Alright hold on.
She hands Michelle to Niles and goes up stairs
Fran: Oh my God!
Max: Can I get you anything?
Fran: You can get me drugs I want the drugs!
CC comes down with a leopard suitcase in hand
CC: Alright here's the bag.
Max: Ah thank you CC, come on Niles help me out.
Niles: Ok heads or tails?
Max: Niles this is no time for a coin toss.
Fran: He means me! Oh forget it, I'll get up myself.
She gets up and starts to walk towards the door.
Fran: But I aint driving!
CC: Told you it hurt.
Fran gives her a look they all say their goodbyes and are out the door
Next scene
Car Niles in front and Max and Fran in the back
Fran: Oy are we there yet?
Niles: No it's the traffic there must have been an accident.
Fran: Alright look, we'll take my short cut, Scoot ova Mr. Sheffield!
Max: I'm not to sure we should take your short…
Fran: Hey are ya the one giving birth?
Max: Fine we'll take it.
Fran: Thank you. Now trust me, no one knows about this short cut except me and the rest of the Fines.
Scene flips to them stuck in traffic again
Niles: And apparently the rest of New York.
Fran: Oh here comes anotha!
She screams in the back round
Max: Niles, can't you pull out of here?
Niles: No sir it's bumper to bumper.
Fran: Oh my God ya guys this it!
Niles and Max: What!
Fran: She's coming!
Niles: Mr. Sheffield, go over there and help her deliver.
Max: No you do it.
Niles: I'm not gonna do it.
They start to argue
Fran: Niles you go cause he's neva going near there again!
Niles goes where the baby's suppose to come out from
Niles: Oh God.
Max and Fran: What?
Max looks over
Max: Oh God!
Fran: Wha!
Max: I think she has two heads.
Fran: Wha!
Niles: Maybe it's her bottom.
Max: That's not how it's supposed to come out.
Niles: Well I don't know! Just push harder Fran!
Fran: AH! This kid is so grounded when she comes out!
Max: Come on Fran.
Niles looks surprised and loving at Max and Fran who don't notice then looks back at the baby coming out
Niles: She's coming. Ready?
Fran: You're kidding right?
Max: This is it.
Fran: This is it.
Niles: This is it. One, two, three.
All three: Oh my God!
Next scene
Hospital waiting room the whole family
Yetta: I can't believe Frannie's having her baby.
Maggie: Wow for once she's right.
Yetta: Sylvia, these kids are all blond I think they're the butlers.
CC: Oh they better not be.
Yetta (pointing to Michelle): Whose is this one?
Sylvia: Ma go play the slot machines.
Yetta exits
Sylvia: So where's your husband?
CC: He was supposed to be bringing them here.
Sylvia: So he's not going to be able to serve but what about his wife?
CC rolls her eyes
Next scene
Car Fran holding the baby who's wrapped up in a blanket Max sitting next to her and Niles driving
Fran: Oh she's so beautiful.
Max: Yes. Niles, are we almost there?
Niles: Yes sir we're here.
Max: Ready?
Fran: Ready.
Next scene
Hospital waiting room the family there and Fran enters holding the baby with Niles behind her
Fran: Hi Ma.
Sylvia: Oh hi Fran. Fran!
Val: What happened?
Maggie: Yeah you did say this hospital right?
Max enters
Max: Uh Fran they want to check you and the baby in.
Fran: Oh ok. I'll answer your question as soon as I can. If I can remember them.
They exit
Sylvia to Niles: Did he just call her Fran!
Niles: Yes, and that's the second time!
Sylvia: What does this mean!
Niles: I'm not sure.
Sylvia: Then let's make it something.
Niles: Right behind you.
They start to exit
CC: Niles!
Niles: What?
CC: Can I help?
Niles pulls her arm and they follow Sylvia
Next scene
Max standing by the nursery (or what ever that place where they keep the babies) CC walks over
CC: Hey.
Max: Hi.
CC: Is she in there?
Max: Yes right over there.
CC: She's beautiful.
Max: Yes, she does have Fran's looks.
CC: I'm sorry, I just have to ask. Why aren't you two together?
Max: It's too difficult.
CC: What is?
Max: Everything, us, marriage.
CC: Maxwell marriage is a beautiful thing. You remember.
Max: I know, but what if Fran and I aren't supposed to get married. I'm just worried that'll we'll get together and then things won't work out and then that'll leave the children in the middle and I could never…
CC: Do that to them. I know, or you could get everything you wanted since she walked into our lives five years ago.
Next scene
Fran's hospital room Fran in a blue robe holding the baby and Niles sitting beside her on a chair
Fran: Ya know Niles I really appreciate what ya did.
Niles: Hey don't worry. It' an experience I'll never forget.
Fran: Yeah well I still want you and CC to be her Godparents.
Niles: Oh Fran we'd be honored.
Fran: Hey you've been here for me since day one. It's the least we could do.
She looks as if she's about to cry
Niles: Fran are you alright?
Fran: Huh? Oh yeah, I'm just…Niles do you think I'll ever have the family I've always wanted?
Niles: Oh I'm sure of it.
Doctor Reynolds enters with the baby
Dr. Reynolds: Ok Frannie it's time to feed the baby.
Niles: I better get going.
Fran: Ok. Oh and Niles, thanks for everything.
Niles: No problem.
He exits
Next scene
Hospital hallway Max Sylvia enters
Sylvia: Oh Mr. Sheffield there you are!
Max: Ah Sylvia, what can I…
Sylvia: Nothing, I just wanted to hug my granddaughters' father.
Max: Oh of course.
They hug and Sylvia puts something in his jacket pocket and they let go
Sylvia: And I wanted to say I'm sorry for all the times I tried to get you and Fran married.
Max: Thank you Sylvia. Now if only you could get Niles to say the same. I'm getting worried that the girls' first words will be "Marry her!"
Sylvia: One of these days it'll happen. Just remember marriage is a beautiful thing. Now if you'll excuse me I have to make Morty his lunch. The shlup.
Next scene
Fran's hospital room Max enters
Fran: Hey Mr. Sheffield.
Max: Hello. Uh I think we need to talk.
Fran: Ok, shoot.
Max: I was thinking about Jenn.
Fran: Yeah?
Max: I think going on like this will confuse her so…
Fran to herself: Oh my God.
Max: I think we should start calling each other mom and dad when we're around her.
Fran: Oh is that it?
Max: Yes. I know it will be different and maybe difficult but…
Fran: No it sounds good.
Max: Are you crying?
Fran: Uh yeah, looks like. It's probably just my hormones or somthin. Could ya hand me a kelnix?
Max: Sure.
Fran: Thanks. They're over there under your jacket.
Max goes to the chair lifts up his jacket and something falls out, he bends down on one knee and picks up the ring box and opens it.
Fran: Mr. Sheffield?
He turns to her still on one knee and open ring box in hand
Fran: Oh my God. Ok.
Max looks surprised and confused
Next scene
Waiting room Niles rocking baby Michelle Max enters
Max: Niles!
Niles: Sh! What?
Max: Don't what me I know you put this ring in my pocket.
Shows him the ring
Niles: I did not. But what did you do with the ring just a question.
Max: I didn't do anything. Well I think I proposed.
Niles: Oh congratulations you stud.
Max: I didn't propose Fran thinks I did.
Niles: Oh and why does Fran think you proposed?
Max: Well I dropped the ring, bent down to pick it up on one knee, opened it and turned to her.
Niles: Hate to break it to you sir, but you did propose.
Max: But I didn't say "Will you marry me?"
Niles: You just did.
Max: Niles.
Niles: Fine. Go tell her and break her poor little heart.
Niles walks away
Next scene
Fran's hospital room Max enters
Max: Fran?
Fran: Yes, Max? Boy that's gonna need rime to get used to. But don't worry I'll get it.
Max: Uh actually…
Fran: So when do you think we should have the wedding?
Max: Fran…
Fran: Oh but first we need the engagement party.
Max: There isn't going to be an engagement party!
Fran: Fine then I want a big wedding.
Max: There isn't going to be a wedding.
Fran: Then why did ya propose!
Max: I didn't!
Fran: Yes ya did! Ya bent down right there (points to the chair) ring box in hand and ya said "Will you marry me?"
Max: No I didn't!
Fran: Yes ya… Oh my God ya didn't. Oy. I'm so sorry I just assumed.
Max: Don't worry it was my fault too.
Fran: Yeah you're right it was your fault.
Max gives her a look
Fran: I'm just glad I didn't tell ma.
Max: Yeah… Oh my God! She's the one who put the ring in my pocket!
Fran: Wha!
Max: Well it couldn't have been CC she went home to rest and Niles was with you the whole time.
Fran: Oh my God it was Ma!
Max: Well she only did it to make you happy.
Fran: Yeah. (To herself) And maybe someday I will be.
Next scene
Hospital waiting room Max sitting down and Niles comes over
Niles: So did everything work out with Fran?
Max: Yes, she took it rather well.
Niles: Just like you hoped?
Max: Yeah.
Niles: Well if you don't need anything, I think I'll go over there with my girls.
Points to where CC's sitting with Michelle in her lap cooeing at her
Max: Of course go right a head.
Niles starts to walk off
Spend
all your time waiting for that second chance,
for a break that
would make it okay
there's always one reason
to feel not good
enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
Max: Oh and Niles.
I
need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my
veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find
some peace tonight,
Niles: Yes sir?
In
the arms of an Angel
fly away from here
from this cold dark
hotel room,
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled
from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of
the Angels
may you find some comfort there
Max: Enjoy.
Niles: Uh thank you?
So
tired of the straight line and everywhere you turn
there's
vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on
twisting
you keep on building the lie
that you make up for all
that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last
time
Niles walks over there and Max watches
It's
easier to believe in this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness,
that brings me to my knees...
In the arms of the Angels
fly
away from here..
from this cold dark hotel room
and the
endlessness that you fear,
you are pulled from the wreckage
of
your silent reverie
Niles kisses CC and then cooes at Michelle Max is still watching
You're in the arms of the angels
May you find some comfort there
You're in the arms of the angels
May you find some comfort there
Max sighs a deep sigh as the scene fades to black
The End
Hope ya liked I couldn't think of a song to
go with it so I asked a friend and she suggested this one Thanks
Michelle!
And thanks again to Jenn and Renee! And Gia
Next time: Tell her about it.