And again none of these characters belong to me nor does the show and it never will. Please don't sue I'm only having fun. Yada yada… Hope you enjoy!
Best of My Love
First scene office Max in a suit with green tie Fran enters in a short bright purple dress with a big round black belt
Fran: Hi Max.
Max: Hello Fran.
Fran: Oh say it again.
Max: Hello Fran.
Fran: God I love that!
Max: So did you tell your mother?
Fran: Have you told your Niles?
Max: Uh…
Fran: Don't worry I left ma with a note and Niles was in there too. But when I say now we run.
Max: How do you know…
Fran puts her hand up to his face
Fran: Five, four, three, two, one.
Niles os: Finally!
Sylvia: Halleluiah!
Fran: Now!
They run out on the Terence
Theme song
Next scene
Kitchen
Sylvia in a blue outfit and Fran in same thing sitting at the table
Sylvia: Oh Fran I'm so happy for us I mean you.
Fran: Oh thanks Ma and guess what? Tomorrow is our first date!
Sylvia: Ah!
Fran: But you can't go. Or stay here.
Sylvia: Aw!
CC in a light blue pant suit enters
Fran: Hey CC.
CC: Hey Fran, Sylvia. Do you know what's with Niles?
Fran: What's wrong with him?
CC: He's very happy, in fact it's the middle of the day and he wants dessert.
She gets some ready whip and exits as Sylvia and Fran try to shake off the picture CC planted in their heads
Sylvia: Meanwhile, where's he taking you?
Fran: Oh I have no idea. I thought about asking Niles, but then I realized if he knew he already would've blabed.
Sylvia: I have to go darling. And Frannie I am so happy for you. But if you screw this up, you're out of the family.
Next Scene
Pedestrian office Niles in a suit and red tie CC in the same the thing a doctor played by Lisa Kudrow and baby Michelle in a little pink and yellow dress
Dr: Well everything looks good with little Michelle. I found out what the problem is, she staring with an ear infection. So I'm going to give you some drops to put in her ear every night before bedy bye. Any questions?
CC and Niles look at each other then shake their heads
Dr: Ok I'll go tell the nurse.
She exits and Niles starts to put Michelle inside the carrier
CC: My guess is she got the ear infection from hearing you and Sylvia scream this morning.
Niles: Or maybe it was from hearing you scream last night.
CC hits him
CC: Pay butler boy.
Niles: How much do I owe you? Wait I thought those days were over for you.
CC: Go.
CC points to the door
CC: Daddy's a worthless servant, yes he is.
By the contour
A pregnant nurse played by Jennifer Aniston and Niles
Nurse: Oh my God, Niles!
Niles: Yes?
Nurse: It's me Cousin Samantha!
Niles: Oh my God, Little Cousin Sammy?
Samantha: Yeah. Except maybe not so little anymore.
Niles: When are you due?
Samantha: One month. So what are you doing here?
Niles: My daughter…
Samantha: Oh that's right you married that brunette.
Niles: Yup.
We now see CC walking over to the contour but then stops and sees Niles and Samantha hugging and listens to Niles' conversation
Niles: I'll see if I can sneak away.
Samantha: Ok I've got to go. Bye Nilesy.
Samantha exits
CC: Daddy's a dead man yes he is.
Niles comes up to CC
Niles: Ready?
CC: Um yeah.
They exit
Next scene
Kitchen CC sitting at the table with a lot of food around her eating Fran enters
Fran: Oh my God, Ma and CC switched places. Oy poor Niles.
CC: Shut up Nanny Fine.
Fran: Nope I was wrong. Hey ya called me Nanny Fine, what's wrong?
CC: Nothing. Leave me alone.
Fran: I can't.
CC: Why?
Fran: Cause I'm queen yenta. Well next to ma of course. One time when I was seventeen…
CC: Fine I'll tell you! I think Niles is having a….
Fran: What CC, a baby?
CC: No an… affair.
Fran: Wha that's ridiculous.
CC: Then why was he hugging this pregnant nurse at the doctors' office.
Fran: Eh… maybe he wanted a discount.
CC gives her a look
Fran: This is so weird. Although, we did think it was gonna happen.
CC: What!
Fran: Well Yetta said it first.
CC: This is crazy. Niles would never do this to us. To me.
Fran: Right. Although…
CC: Shut up.
CC exits
Next scene
Office Max in suit with brown tie Fran enters in a yellow with red squiggly lines on it outfit
Fran: Hi Max.
Max: Hello…
She sits on his lap and kisses him
Max: Forget it, I'm not braking.
Fran: Oh come on! Tell me! Niles was right it's no fun being left out of the loop!
Max: Fran.
Fran: Fine. I guess I'm just going to have to bring out my secrete weapon.
Fran exits
Max: What secrete weapon?
Fran enters holding Jenn who's wearing a blue dress
Fran: Say hi to daddy.
She hands her to Max
Max: Oh God Fran you don't play fair.
Fran: Nope.
Max: Fine, I'll tell you.
Fran: Really?
Max: No.
Fran: Why not!
Max: Because you'll enjoy it more if it's a surprise.
He exits with Jenn
Fran: Yeah well ya can't keep a secrete from me. No sir. I have my ways. Gracie!
Next scene
Living room Fran in the same thing looking at a magazine and eating chocolates as an angry CC who's in a black knee length skirt and red blouse enters with Niles who's in a suit with blue tie following her
Niles: Would you tell me already!
Fran: It's no use if he won't tell Gracie he's not gonna tell you.
Niles: I was talking to CC.
CC: Well you can talk as much as you want but you aren't getting your answer. Or anything else for that matter!
She exits towards the office and Niles sits beside Fran
Niles: She is impossible!
Fran (pointing to the office area): No he is impossible!
She offers him some chocolate from the box and he accepts
Fran: Hey Niles, I think I know away for us to help each other out. Ya tell me where our date is and I'll tell ya what's up with CC.
Niles: Alright you first.
Fran: Ok, (she starts to hit him with the magazine) what's up with you and that sluty nurse!
Niles: What nurse? Wait she agreed to that… and how do you know about that?
Fran: EW! No! Great another picture has been planted in my head!
Niles: Meanwhile what nurse!
Fran: The nurse ya were kissing at the doctors' office!
Niles: That was my cousin Samantha!
Fran: EW, Niles I know I did the same thing but I didn't know he was my cousin!
Niles: I never kissed her, I hugged her and said I'd try to…Oh she must have heard…You know it's times like these that make me think she may be a blond. Even though…
Fran: Hold it! Before ya say something I don't wanna hear, the date, tell me where's the date!
Niles: Ok, according to my sources, you're going to the Russian tea room for dinner then out dancing somewhere and then back home on a carriage ride.
Fran: Oh I've gotta go get ready. Wish me luck!
Niles: Same here.
Fran and Niles: Luck!
They each go separate ways Fran upstairs and Niles to kitchen
Next scene
Later that Night Niles and CC's room
CC lying on her side of the bed with her laptop on her lap in some sweats Niles enters the room still in today's clothing he takes off his suit jacket and sits next to her
Niles: CC?
CC: What?
Niles: I know why you're upset with me.
CC: Why Niles?
Niles: Do you actually think I'd have an affair?
CC: I never…
Niles: CC.
CC: Niles it's just I saw you hugging that nurse and I just thought…
Niles: CC that was my cousin, Samantha. She's a lovely woman but she's my cousin!
CC: Then why did you say I'll see if I can sneak away?
Niles: From Mr. Sheffield. I was going to go with her to her Lamaze class on Wednesday. Her husband's out of town.
CC: So you're not having an affair?
Niles takes her in his arms
Niles: No of course not.
CC: Oh Niles I'm sorry, I should have trusted you more. I'm sorry.
She hugs him back and he kisses her head
Niles: It's ok. Just remember I would never do that to Michelle.
CC: What about me?
Niles: What about you?
CC playfully hits him
Niles: Especially you baby.
They kiss and are about to start something when the babies start to cry and they break apart
Niles: I'll be right back.
He heads towards the door
CC: Don't take to long.
Niles is now outside but his head is sticking in
Niles: I'll be as fast as it took your ex boyfriends to dump you.
CC throws a pillow at him just as the door closes
Next scene
In a carriage Fran in a short long sleeved black dress and Max in a suit with black tie, both covered in a blanket snuggling
Fran: Oh Max, tonight was prefect. Niles was wrong well part wrong.
Max: Well I told him a lye and the truth. But mostly a lye because I knew he would tell you.
Fran: Ah you have learned well "Jetei."
Max: Fran, I'm sorry I made you wait five…
Fran: Six.
Max: Six years. I was just so afraid I'd lose you.
Fran: Oh don't worry Max. It was worth the wait. Just don't wait another six years to go to the next level.
Max: Deal.
They kiss
The End
Hope ya enjoyed! Thanks once again to Jenn and
Renee Gia, Lauren and Michelle who wouldn't let me watch anything
until I finished this! Thanks for reading! By the way if you're
disappointed I didn't write the date, just wait. It'll be reveled in
time.
Next Time: Hit me with your best shot
