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Hit Me With Your Best Shot
First scene
Kitchen Fran a white turtle neck and black mini skirt feeding Jenn who's in a little outfit with a butterfly on it while Niles in a suit with red tie with out the jacket but a red apron cooking
Fran: Ya know Niles I think Jenn's profession is gonna be tie-dyeing.
Niles: Why's that?
Fran turns around and her shirt is covered in baby food
Fran: This is why.
Niles hands her a dish towel
Niles: And that's why, I have CC do the baby food while I do the ice cream.
Fran: Ya give Michelle ice cream?
Niles: Only every other night.
Fran: And let me guess it's on the nights me and Max have to take care of them right?
Niles: Maybe.
He goes back to cooking as Fran goes to the freezer and takes out some ice cream
Fran: Pay back time.
Theme Song
Next scene
Kitchen same scene Max and CC enter
Max: For the last time No.
CC: Oh come on. I know neither of us want to but it needs to be done!
Niles: Where I have a heard that oh yeah…
CC puts one of those baby cookies in his mouth Niles gives her a look and CC just smiles
Fran: Wha's going on?
Max: There's this bloody Broadway bowling terminate.
Fran: Oh that should be fun!
CC and Max both give her a look
Fran: Or not.
CC: Maxwell everyone is going to be there.
Max: Even?
CC: Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Max: So when is it?
CC: This Friday.
Max: Oh Fran, that was going to be our date night.
Fran: Oh don't worry, we can still do it. Except it'll be family night! It'll be you, me, the kids, Niles, and CC.
Niles: Wait who said I was playing?
Fran: Oh come on Niles, we all know ya go bowling during your butler meetings.
CC: What?
Fran: Well now we all know.
Niles: Fine.
Fran: Ok, now that we've got that settled. I need your credit card.
Max: For what!
Fran: If we're gonna be in a league we're gonna need uniforms. And I'll be the one who makes them!
She exits
All Three: OY!
Next scene
Bowling entrance
Fran in a black uniform with her name sewn in with leopard material and some leopard sandaled high heeled shoes
Fran: Oh come on ya guys.
She goes back out and everyone enters one by one wearing the same thing (except no high heeled shoes) and mumbling something about the uniform
Fran: Oh come on no more frowns we've got to be in a good mood to win.
Max: Alright lets go.
The group goes up ahead
Max: Fran, your shoes!
Fran: Ya like? I bought them just for today.
Max: You can't wear those.
Fran: Sure I can they're my size.
Max: But you can't play in them.
Fran: If I can run in them I'm sure I can play in them.
Max: Just go get some shoes over there.
Points to the contour
Fran: Alright I'm going, but ya should've told me before.
Next scene
Table where the family will be playing the kids and Niles and CC
CC: You know Niles the last time we were here was when we first started dating.
Niles: Yes and if I recall we bowled a couple of times and then went to go check out the bathroom.
CC: You want to go check if they made any changes?
Niles: Well Duh!
They exit
Maggie: Oh great they're at it again.
B: I say the next time we spray them with the hose.
Grace: Let's hope there's not a next time.
Max enters
Max: Alright children I want to clarify some things. Frits of all if we win daddy will get you anything you want. But if we lose then Niles is off limits for a month.. Got it?
Kids: Yes.
Max: Good. Andrew Lloyd Webber may have beat me in Broadway but not in bowling.
Grace: I didn't know you knew how to bowl daddy.
Max: Well I don't play any more but I've played before.
B: Translation he forgot how to play.
Next scene
Same place but the kids aren't there Fran enters
Max: Fran where are your shoes?
Fran: On my feet.
Max: Fran.
Fran: Oh honey I'm sorry. They just didn't have any shoes that matched the uniform. Ya shoulda told me the color of the shoes.
Max: Fran just go get a pair of shoes and put them on!
Fran: Ya know I gotta say it. I'm a little turned on.
She winks and then exits
Next scene
The family table CC sitting at the table with a smile and a dreamy face on Fran enters holding some bowling shoes
Fran: Hey CC. What's with the big smile?
CC: I just scored big.
Fran: Oh did the game start?
CC: Nope.
Fran: Oooh. So where's Niles?
CC: He's coming.
Fran: Well I'm gonna go to the snack bar, ya want something? Or are ya utterly satisfied?
She starts walking to the snack bar
Fran: Meanwhile, these shoes are so uncomfortable. Ya think they would have a little support. No wonder they don't sell them at the mall.
She sees Niles standing by a sort of slot machine
Fran: Oy.
She walks over
Fran: Niles, what are ya doing!
He tries to hide the machine
Niles: Uh nothing
Fran: Niles you're gambling!
Niles: No I'm not.
Fran: Niles!
Niles: Ok maybe I am.
Fran: Come on Niles, we need ya! If ya come now we'll give you a raise.
Niles: More days off too?
Fran: Well…
Niles: No.
Just then Fran see the plug to the machine
Fran: Oh no looks like I have to tie these stupid shoes. Again!
She bends down and unplugs the machine
Niles: NO!
Fran gets up
Fran: Wha happened?
Niles: I guess I have to go play now. But I still want those days off.
Fran: Aw thanks sweetie. And I think I can get you those days off. As soon as it's fixed and the games ova ya can come play.
Niles: Alright. Oh and by the way nice shoes.
Fran gives him a look as he walks out of the scene
Next scene
The gang having a good time bowling as a little less conversation play
A
little less conversation, a little more action please
All this
aggravation ain't satisfaction me
A little more bite and a little
less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close
your mouth and open up your heart
and baby satisfy me
Satisfy
me baby
Baby
close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer
breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come
along with me and put your mind at ease
A
little less conversation, a little more action please
All this
aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a
little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close
your mouth and open up your heart
and baby satisfy me
Satisfy
me baby
Come
on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start
walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come
on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting
late, gettin' upset waitin' around
A
little less conversation, a little more action please
All this
aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a
little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close
your mouth and open up your heart
and baby satisfy me
Satisfy
me baby
Next scene
The family table
Fran: See I told you this would be fun.
Max: You were right. We only have one more game and then we play against Andrew Lloyd Webber. So if any of you mess this up you're in for it. By sending you to Sylvia's.
Fran: I can't believe you are using my mother as a punishment. I do it all the time! We are so meant to be!
She hugs him and kisses him on the cheek
Max: Alright is everyone ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Max: Lets kick some Webber butt!
Next scene
Shows the family bowling very intensely
They've won all the games and are going to play against Andrew Lloyd Webber's team
CC: Uh Maxwell.
Max: What?
CC: We're not playing against Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Max: You mean he lost?
CC: No. He hired people to play for him!
Max: That's cheating! Isn't it?
Fran: No.
Max: You knew?
Fran: Yeah but I figured since ya already agreed to let the family play, I wouldn't bring it up.
Max: Miss. Fine!
Fran: Oy!
Fran runs off hiding behind everyone while being chased by Max
Next scene
Living room
Fran and Max sitting on the couch
Fran: I am neva wearing those things again!
Max: I am never bowling again!
Fran: But it was nice to have the whole family together.
Max: Yes.
Fran: And so we lost. At least it wasn't to Andrew Lloyd Webber, but the team he hired.
Max: Fran they were all in their fifties, sixties and three of them looked like in their nineties.
Fran: Oh ya are such a sore loser! They weren't that old. But just out of curiosity which one looked the oldest?
Max: I don't remember.
Fran: The red head?
Max: Yup. Fran?
Fran: Yeah?
Max: Where is everyone?
Fran: Well…
Scene spins
To the whole family except Fran and Max sitting in Sylvia's apartment listening to her talk they all look very board
Then it spins back to the first scene
Fran: Getting punished.
Max: Oh. Well how about we take advantage of having the house to ourselves?
Fran: Oh Mr. Sheffield!
They quickly go up the stairs
The End
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