Chapter 1
Jinni flew his ship through space. He named his ship the Schwartzberg. He was supposed to stop at Spaceballs planet to make sure they weren't going to kidnap Princess Hormone, but his ship was running out of gas, he'd need to make a stop at Spaceball's giant base/gas station. Jinni picked up his cell phone dialing the number to the leader of Spaceballs leader, the Viceroy. The viceroy picked up the phone.
"Hey, Viceroy, we still on for those hookers tonight?" Jinni asked.
"Yes, of course. How could I forget about that, but I really think you want to stop for some gas," the Viceroy said.
"Man, you're right, can you read minds?" Jinni asked.
"Yes, of course," the Viceroy answered.
Stop! Ok, I'm the narrator, and I've got a few questions, the Viceroy always answers his questions with yes of course. It's annoying. And another thing, who writes this stuff? Ok, back to the movie.
"WOW! This is like a break through, well, I'll be there for gas in a few minutes," Jinni said hanging up. Jinni flew to Spaceballs landing his ship. I-Am-The-One got out of the ship along with Jinni. They walked in to pay their bill for the gas. They were inside when they heard something strange. It was a moaning sound. Jinni and I-Am-The-One followed the sound. They opened a door to find the Vice Viceroy under the sheets with a lady.
"Oh Vice Viceroy getting some action," I-Am-The-One said.
Vice Viceroy looked totally embarrassed. Jinni made his way over to the screens at the other side of the room.
"What's this?" Jinni asked unfolding a small piece of paper.
One Hour Later
Jinni had just gotten done unfolding the paper, it was huge.
"You don't need to see that," Vice Viceroy said getting up.
"What the crap. You guys are planning on invading us and kidnapping Queen Hormone. That's the last straw. We're sewing you. And I'm going to punish you, please roll over," Jinni said. Vice Viceroy obeyed. Jinni put a ring on, and a blast of green laser shot out going to Vice Viceroy's butt that was under the sheets.
"Owwwwwwwwwww. You can't just stick things in there," Vice Viceroy said. Jinni stopped running out of the room with I-Am-The-One.
"I think we should investigate some more," I-Am-The-One said.
"Gee, you think. That's the first thing you've said in the whole movie, and you say something stupid. Now what do you think the audience is going to think of you. "I think we should investigate some more." You're not that smart. I have no idea why I took you as my apprentice. You're so dang stupid," Jinni mocked.
"I."
"Stupid," Jinni said interrupting I-Am-The-One. I-Am-The-One fell silent. They both ran down to the main quarters. He saw the viceroy.
"You! The hooker party is cancelled. You are planning on capturing Queen Hormone," Jinni said. Viceroy bursted out laughing. "Was something I said?" Jinni asked.
"Yeah. Queen Hormone. That's too hilarious. The way you said it also. It's like you're a wussy. Queen Hormone," Viceroy mocked.
"Shut up. You die in the end of the movie, so I wouldn't be laughing if I were you," Jinni said.
"You die in a third of the movie," Viceroy laughed.
"Why you little," Jinni said igniting his ring to the Schwartz. He sliced through Viceroy. Viceroy fell down screaming. "Whoops. I-Am-The-One did it. I'm telling you," Jinni said pointing at I-Am-The-One. I-Am-The-One shot Jinni a look. Vice Viceroy ran in.
"Since Viceroy's dead. I'm the new Viceroy. So you two freeze, and call me Viceroy instead of Vice Viceroy now," Vice Viceroy said.
"I don't know. You don't look like a Viceroy to me," Jinni said. I-Am-The-One had a serious look on his face.
"Well I am the new Viceroy," Vice Viceroy (after this, I'm calling him Viceroy) said.
"So you're the new leader of Spaceballs?" Jinni asked.
"Yes," Viceroy said smiling.
"That's it, that's it. Spaceballs is going to the dumps," Jinni said.
"Quiet, you're gonna get us both killed," I-Am-The-One said.
"What you say. You're not allowed to talk back to me; I'm your Schwartz Master. You obey me. You're grounded man. You can't be in the movie anymore until the part where we find that stupid Gungan," Jinni said. I-Am-The-One walked off the set. "Now where were we?" Jinni asked.