Chapter 2
Jinni stood there. He was smiling.
"What are you smiling about?" Viceroy asked.
"Oh, I don't know. I just got a good feeling," Jinni said putting his ring up in front of between his legs. It ignited. He swung it forward kicking a man. He flipped up in the air doing thousands of flips. He wouldn't stop doing them.
"Show off," Viceroy said. Jinni landed. Viceroy took out a Schwartz and ignited it.
"Ha ha. Mine's bigger than yours," Jinni said. "You're not supposed to have one anyways," Jinni said. They struck each other's Schwartz. Jinni took out his anger on Viceroy.
Wait again. Jinni's a good guy; he's not supposed to have anger. Well, back to the movie.
Jinni kicked him back. He brought it up bringing it down. Viceroy blocked it. Jinni blocked a blow, and ran.
"What? You're not supposed to run, the bad guy always does that," Viceroy said.
Jinni ran through a series of hallways. He found a ship that was taking off. A bad guy held open a door.
"Come on," he yelled. Jinni jumped in.
"Man, you're not supposed to help me," Jinni said.
"I'm not?" he questioned.
"No, look," he said taking out a big book entitled The Script to Spaceballs. He opened it pointing to the part in the script. "You see, you're supposed to try and stop me," Jinni said.
"Oh, sorry," the guy said.
"Great, now you screwed up the script. Well, I guess I'm going to have to kill you," Jinni said putting his hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah. Wait what?" the guy said as Jinni threw him out the door. He closed it. He sat down in a chair waiting for the landing. Jinni looked at his watch.
"Come on, we don't have forever," Jinni said. They landed all the sudden. "It's about time," he said.
He opened the door running out. He saw a gungan standing there. Jinni ran up to him.
"Ok, come on, to the side of the set now," Jinni said taking him into the woods. "Danget, now we have this annoying guy. Ok I-Am-The-One, you can come back now," Jinni said. I-Am-The-One walked onto the set.
"Ok, let's skip going to your stupid city, and just go straight to the Queen," I-Am-The-One said.
"First thing you've said that makes good sense," Jinni said.
"But it's in the script that we go to the city," the gungan (Bar-bar) said.
"Screw the script, I killed a guy I wasn't supposed to," Jinni said.
"You did?" I-Am-The-One asked.
"Yeah," Jinni said.
"Well, we have to do something," he said.
"Look, you're not even following the script; you're supposed to have a speech impediment," Jinni said.
"Oh well, that's not as a big as a deal as skipping a scene," Jar-Jar argued.
"Shut up, that scene's boring anyways," Jinni replied.
"Well we need to do something with that scene," Jar-Jar replied.
"Fine," I-Am-The-One replied. He took out a bazooka from his pants. He put it in the lake aiming it down to the underwater city. I-Am-The-One pulled the trigger. A missile shot down into the city.
"What? The gungans are going to be ticked," he said.
"Oh they'll get over it," Jinni said sticking up for I-Am-The-One. They walked away.
"Wait! I-Am-The-One, you idiot, we have to get to Queen Hormone. The gungans were supposed to give us a ride," Jinni realized. I-Am-The-One ignored this. They walked all the way to the palace. It was about 12 miles. They were at the palace. Some robots with guns walked up.
"Are you guys ok?" the robot asked.
"We are, I'm not so sure about him," Jinni said pointing to Jar-Jar.
"Here, give him this, it'll help him," the robot said handing him a thing of pills. Jinni slipped some into his mouth. He got up.
"I had the most horrible dream, I was being dragged by two Schwartz Masters, oh crap, it wasn't a dream," Jar-Jar said.
"Oh, thanks, but I-Am-The-One is still a Padawan," Jinni said buffing out his chest.
"What's an apprentice?" Jar-Jar asked.
"It means he doesn't know jack about the Schwartz," Jinni replied. I-Am-The-One shot Jinni a look.
"Ok, are you sure your ok?" the robot asked.
"Yeah," I-Am-The-One replied.
"You sure?" the robot asked.
"Yes," Jinni replied.
"Good. You're under arrest," the robot said.
"Oh, huh. Well, could we fight back?" Jinni asked.
"No," the robot replied.
"Oh, now that's just plain unfair," Jinni said igniting his Schwartz. I-Am-The-One did so also. They were about to bring down a blow on the robot when he dodged it. He slammed Jinni up against a wall kicking I-Am-The-One back. Jar-Jar grabbed Jinni's ring igniting it. He sliced through the robot in a second. 100 others came. Jar-Jar sliced through all of them. Jinni went up to a robot.
"I may not have my ring, but I can still fist fight you," he said starting to slap his hands around in circles like a girl would fight.
"Cat fight," I-Am-The-One said. I-Am-The-One stood around the cat fight with all the other robots. Jar-Jar all the sudden came in slicing through all of them. They were all dead. Jinni looked like he had gotten out of the battle of a life time.
"I-Am-The-One, next time, have better form, you sucked monkey balls in this battle, and Jar-Jar, next time you can help, and not just stand there like an idiot," Jinni said taking his ring back. They both shot him looks walking inside. "Wait up," Jinni said chasing after them.