Chapter 3: THE END! (sort of...)

More randomness. Don't worry; the fic's not done yet. Review Corner time!

Ravenf6: The fic's only gonna get more random. I agree about Gluttony.

SomeoneInThePastOfEarth: (Ed and Al in charge of this one) SHE'S GOT THE COOKIE! GET HER!

SamEdCarolSanoKatieHaru: I'll watch Excel Saga then. When and if I ever get around to it... Thanks for the giant cookie! Happy Cookie Day to you too!

PsychoNeko15: That's ok with the characters. I'm always confused. That's what makes my fics so funny. If you actually understood half the stuff in random things like this, it wouldn't be very funny, now would it?

Onto the fic of random! Enjoy!

"Where are we now...?" Ed asked Eve and Bob.

"Our stop." They hopped off in front of a bus stop. "Good luck finding that cookie of yours." Eve said calmly.

"And where would you be going?" Al asked.

"We're going to Hollywood and become rich and famous, own a mansion with a swimming pool, butlers, and millions of different kinds of nuts!" Bob said happily.

"See! I told you! There's a flying hamster!" A boy with brown hair yelled.

"Get back here!" A girl with short blonde hair called. "That's not one of your flying hamsters! I'm really sorry." She said with a laugh. "Chris is insane."

"And you aren't?" Chris said simply. "Where's your pan flying hamster?"

"What's with the hamster...?" Eve asked.

"He keeps thinking he sees flying hamsters in chef hats cooking sausage..." The girl sighed. "Come on Chris. I see a flying hamster in that direction." She pointed in the other direction.

"But I need flying hamsters to complete my plan of stealing the giant cookie!" Chris moaned. "You know that, right Andrea?"

The girl sighed. "THE HAMSTER IS NOT A FLYING ONE! HAMSTERS DO NOT FLY!"

"Yes they do!" He started wandering off in the direction Andrea had pointed. "There's a hamster!" He muttered.

"OK..." Ed and Al scratched their heads with anime sweat drops.

"Wait!" Al said suddenly. "They're part of the group that stole the cookie from the Homonculi!"

"No, really? They just said!" Ed was already hot on their heels.

"This will taste the best with mustard!" Effie said, pulling out her stolen mustard.

"Stop it! You'll mess up the cookie!" Donut yelled.

"Yeah!" Rachel grabbed the mustard.

"My mustard!" Effie yelled.

"Why'd you guys leave me behind!" Chris yelled at them. "I had a plan to get the cookie too you know!" He pulled out a schematic. "See?"

"That would work, IF THERE WERE SUCH THINGS AS FLYING HAMSTERS!" Selena yelled.

"You wandered off in search of your flying hamsters that cook sausage, remember?" Firefox said, tweaking his light saber. "There! Now it should work!"

"You say that every time." Tiffany mumbled, sitting on the pet llama, which was singing the llama song.

"Tell that llama to shut up!" Donut yelled.

"It's way off key." Chris said.

"Be quiet, Hamster boy." Andrea hissed at Chris.

"All of you be quiet!" Selena yelled over the din they were making.

"Can we eat the cookie yet?" Ame asked.

"Not yet!" Selena called. "We must wait for the perfect time!"

"Yeah! The perfect time to give our cookie back to us!" Ed transmuted his arm so it had the dagger on it.

"You can't fight me! I'm your father's cousin's college roommate's uncle's sister's pet's old owner's sister-in-law's daughter!" Selena said smugly.

"So what does that make us?" Ed and Al said, trying to figure out what she said, since she said it so quickly.

"Absolutely NOTHING!" Ame laughed.

Just then, a giant whale jumped out of the water and ate the giant cookie.

"Dude! It just ate our cookie!" Donut yelled, pulling out some C4.

"No! Don't blow up the whale! That'll destroy the cookie!" Rachel yelled.

"If P/Q is a zero, then P is a factor of the final coefficient and Q is a factor of the leading coefficient." Chris said calmly. ((That is a mathematical formula according to my cousin Chris. I have no idea what it means.))

"What?" Donut stared at the others. "I'm the stupid one here. What's that supposed to mean?"

"Even I have no idea." Selena went back to watching the whale make faces at them.

"Come on! Let's get inside the whale and steal back the cookie!" Ame jumped at the whale and was instantly eaten. The others nodded and followed suit.

"Cool! We're in a whale!" Ame yelled, kicking the walls.

Everyone started playing music on the ribcage, except Ed and Al.

"We SHOULD be looking for my giant cookie!" Ed yelled. "Not being insane morons!"

"Hey! If we had used my plan, we could have gotten the cookie in 3 seconds!" Chris pulled charts out from his shoe and went into a lengthy explanation of how it would have been better.

"Wow... Your cousin is a genius Selena." Rachel muttered.

"Sorry for ever doubting he'd be a good addition to OU." Firefox chimed in. "We all thought he was an idiot obsessed with hamsters."

"'OU'?" Al stared.

"Otaku United!" Effie explained.

"We're a group of insane anime fanatics who have united for a common cause!" Donut beamed. "Though... I don't remember what that cause was... Selena's our leader."

"The cause was to be insane!" Ame said. "Also, we're against conforming to society! We shall not lose to normal people!"

"Hey! A flying hamster!" Chris wandered off nearer to the mouth. "Come back hamster!"

They all stared at him. "Well..." Ed muttered. "He's probably our best bet of getting outta here..."

TBC!

Chris is based off of my cousin Chris, who came up with mostly everything Chris said and did. Thank God for Instant Messenger. Andrea was another one of my friends. Also, I got the idea for the Father's cousin's... joke from Spaceballs, but I did a twist to it. Anywho, as you can see, there will be another chapter to this fic! Until next time, goodbye!