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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
First scene Max in a suit with a brown tie sitting in the arm chair reading something, while the girls are in the playpen, Jenn in a pink outfit and Michelle in a blue one Fran comes down in some jeans and a purple top caring a suitcase
Fran: Hi sweetie.
Kisses him
Fran: Bye sweetie.
Kisses him she about to exit when he grabs her arm
Max: Fran where are you going?
Fran: To my bachelorette party.
Max: Bachelorette party?
Fran: Yeah, it's kinda like a bridal shower. But its not, it's more like a bachelor party.
Max: I know what it is, I just wasn't aware you were having one.
Fran: Well now ya do.
She goes towards the door
Max: Fran.
Fran: Oh now Ricky…oops too much Lucy. Anyways, don't worry it's just gonna be a small sleepover at a hotel.
Max: What hotel?
Fran: Well…
Max: Lucy.
Fran: Looks like I'm not the only one who's been watching too much…
Max: Fran.
Fran: The plaza. But don't worry, all us girls chipped in and we got one big room, so we're all gonna sleep on the floor.
Max: Oh well then, have fun with the babies.
Fran: Wha? I'm not taking them.
Max: Well they're girls.
Fran: And?
Max: Well what if Niles, Brighton and myself want to something wild. Who knows what could happen
Fran: I'll know when Niles blabs in the morning.
Max gives her a look that says "Just take them"
Fran: Fine I'll take them.
Max: Thank you
He exits towards the office and Fran lifts up the babies
Fran: I'll just leave ya two with Grandma Sylvia.
Max os: And don't take them to your mothers!
Fran: Eh what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Theme song
Next scene
By the stairs Fran, Max, and the babies in the carriers
Fran: Come on CC, we gotta go! Val's waiting at the hotel and the girls are in the limo!
Max: Maggie and Grace are going?
Fran: Yeah they managed to earn a couple of bucks. Oh but don't be surprised if ya notice you're missing a couple of bucks.
Niles and CC enter from upstairs
Niles: I'm gonna miss you tonight.
Fran and CC: I'll miss you too.
CC: He was talking to me.
Niles: No I wasn't. But I'm gonna miss you too. It's gonna be weird.
CC: Not having me to wrap your arms around.
Niles: That and not having someone kick me in the shin or telling someone to quit hogging the covers.
CC gives him a "shut up" look and he wraps his arms around her waist
Niles: Or having our passionate good night and good morning kiss.
Fran: You said you only did that with me!
Niles smirks, Fran winks, and Max and CC have annoyed looks on their face
Niles: Or having our passionate…
Fran and Max: Ear!
Niles whispers something in her ear and she giggles
Fran: Oy he didn't even say it out loud and I'm getting a picture. Ok we really gotta go now, bye.
They say their goodbyes and the girls are out the door
Next scene
Maxwell in the office sitting at his desk
Max: Niles!
Niles enters
Niles: Yes sir?
Max: Niles, lets go do something wild.
Niles: Like what?
Max: Oh I don't know go to a club or something like that.
Niles: Sir, I am a married man.
Max: So?
Niles: I get to choose.
Max: But I'm going to lose my bachelorhood.
Niles: But I already lost mine.
Max: Ah but I'm the groom.
Niles: Darn got me there.
Max: Come on Niles, lets go party and get a tattoo.
Niles gives him a look that says are "you crazy?"
Max: What?
Niles: Why the sudden urge to do something wild?
Max: Well because… doesn't it bother you that the girls are out doing something wild while we're here doing nothing.
Niles: Sir if I know our girls and I think I do, the adults are drunk and all five of them are singing into their hairbrushes.
Max: Good God man they aren't the girls from "grease". They would never do that.
Scene flips
Val and Fran in some pajamas like the ones they wore on the wedding part one, while CC's in some plain red ones and Gracie in a purple nightdress and Maggie in a pink one and they're all singing "Lets hear it for the boy" with the music playing in the back round
Fran: My baby he don't talk sweet
He ain't got much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway
And maybe he don't dress fine
But I don't really mind
'Cuz every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer
All five: Lets hear it for the boy!
Oh lets give the boy a hand
Lets hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
Maybe he's no Romeo
But he'd my loving one-man show
Lets hear it for the boy!
CC: My baby may not be rich
He's watching every dime
But every night he holds me
And we always have a real good time
And maybe he sings off key
That's alright by me
But what he does he does so well
I just wanna yell
All five: Lets hear it for the boy!
Oh lets give the boy a hand
Lets hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
Maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my loving one-man show
Lets her it for the boy!
Song ends
Val: Boy CC, I've never seen you act this way.
CC: Well it's been awhile since I've drank this much.
Fran: How much is this much?
CC: Oh…ten.
Fran: CC! I was supposed to watch you! Oy Niles is gonna kill me!
CC: If Niles finds out about this, Maxwell finds out about where the girls are tonight.
Fran: Deal.
The shake hands and the phone rings Val answers it
Val: Hello? (Pause) Oh hi Niles.
CC: Speak of the dirt devil.
Val: Yeah she's right here, hold on a sec.
Hands the phone to CC
CC: Hey lover (pause) Yeah I miss you too. (Pause) Uh Michelle, she's sleeping.
Fran mouths her "Good one"
CC: Oh really? (Pause) Yeah. (Pause) Oo and then?
Fran: Oh give me that.
She takes the phone from CC and puts it to her ear she put on a face of disgust
Fran: Oh my God! Uh goodnight Niles!
She hangs up
Fran: Boy your fires not going out anytime soon.
CC: Nope.
Fran playfully hits her
Maggie: So what do we do now?
Fran: Oh I don't know wha do ya girls wanna do?
Grace: Oh I know we could talk about what's going on in the world and how it makes us feel.
Val and Fran give her a "what?" look
Grace: Or not.
Val: Ok I know! We all have to tell our favorite moments in one of our longest relationships.
Fran: Oh that sounds like fun. Except the other girls have to pick the moment. So lets start in alphabetical order.
CC: Wait a minute that means I have to go first.
Fran: Yeah so? I'm going second. (To CC) And lets face it our relationships are the only ones that really count.
CC: Oh alright.
All four: Yay!
Val: Ok it has to be something none of us have heard.
Maggie: And that's gonna be hard since Niles is in your relationship.
Fran: I know. How was your first night together like? No how did it start?
All three: Oh good one.
Fran: Thank you. Now shoot.
CC: Alright lets see. We had just finished our fourth round of drinks. I was depressed because one of Kim's relatives thought I was Maxwell's mother and Niles was feeling homesick…
Fran: Oh yeah I remember he called me and told me about it and I told him he needed to find someone to enjoy Paris with and…
CC: Hey whose story is it?
Fran gulps
Fran: Yours.
CC: Ok so like I was saying we had just finished our drinks and were dancing.
Flashback 1997
Max and Kim's rehearsal dinner
Niles in a tux and CC in a long sliming red dress dancing very closely
Niles: Miss. Babcock you are the sexiest woman in this room maybe in the world.
CC: Ok now I know you're hammered. But you know you aren't looking bad yourself.
Niles: Now I know you're hammered.
CC: So Niles, tell me why did you become a butler?
Niles: Why do you ask?
CC: Well you were being nice to me, so now it's my turn. So why did you?
Niles: Just following in my father and grandfather's footsteps.
CC: But you're too good for this job, why don't you do something now?
Niles: Actually I love this job and the people I've met because of this job. And even if I did try to do something else I couldn't do it.
CC: Sure you could. In fact I think you should look into it.
Niles: Maybe.
Then tune of Hey There Lonely Girls starts to play and Niles starts to sing it softly in her ear
Niles: Hey there lonely girl, lonely girl
Let me make your broken heart like new
Oh my lonely girl, lonely girl
Don't you know this lonely boy loves you
Ever since he broke your heart you seem so lost
Each time you pass my way, how I long to take your hand
And say don't cry, I'll kiss your tears away
Hey there lonely girl, lonely girl
Let me make your broken heart like new
Oh my lonely girl, lonely girl
Don't you know this lonely boy loves you
You think only his two lips can kiss your lips
And make your heart stand still
But once you're in my arms you'll see
No one can kiss your lips the way I do
Hey there lonely girl, lonely girl
Let me make your broken hear like new
Oh my lonely girl, lonely girl
Don't you know this lonely boy loves you
Oh my lonely girl, lonely girl
Don't you know this lonely boy loves you
Flashback stops
Back in the hotel room
CC: That was the first song he sang to me. After we danced a couple more songs he walked me up to my room.
Flashback
In front of CC's hotel room Niles and CC enter laughing
CC: Oh Niles tonight was terrific.
Niles: I know what you mean.
Suddenly they're in a lip lock
CC: Oh God Niles, I need you.
Niles: I need you more.
CC: Come on lets go inside.
Niles: No.
CC: What?
Niles: I want you in my bed. Well my hotel bed.
They walk quickly hand in hand giggling to Niles hotel room
When they reach his room, Niles opens the door and swoops CC off her feet
CC: You know we might regret this.
Niles: Then again we might not.
CC: I say we figure it out later.
Niles: I agree.
They go inside and he places her on the bed and starts kissing her all over
End of flashback
Back in the room
CC: And we started…
Fran: Kids in room!
CC: Sorry. It's hard to believe that it happened over a year ago and I still remember how he…
Fran: Ok that's enough. Why don't ya call your hubby so ya two can remember together.
Val: But Fran it's your turn.
Fran: Shh!
All three: Oh yeah.
Val: Sorry.
Grace: Ok something none of us have heard about.
CC: And that's gonna be hard since I'm married to king yenta.
Fran: Oh well looks like there's nothing. So who wants to play truth or dare?
Val: Oh I know you never told anyone of us how yours and Maxwell's first date went, remember?
Fran: No.
All four: Oh come on.
Fran: Oh ok. Where do I begin?
Maggie: From the beginning.
Fran: Of wha?
All four: The date!
Fran: Ok, don't scream. Alright lets see we went into the limo, he didn't want to tell me where we were going. But I knew, you can't keep secretes from Fran Fine I have my ways.
Val: I thought you said Niles blabbed.
Fran hits her
Fran: Anyways the limo finally came to a stop and it was nothing like I expected.
Flashback
Couple of months back
The limo stops in front of an old apartment building
Fran: This isn't the Russian Tea Room.
Max: Of course not why would you think we'd be going there?
Fran: Eh… no reason. Meanwhile where are we?
Max: How many times must I tell you it's a surprise?
Fran: A thousand.
Max: I think I've already told you that many times.
Fran gives him a "shut up" look and he takes out a blindfold from his pocket
Max: Here let me put this on you.
He starts to put on the blindfold
Fran: Why are we gonna go to Barbara's house?
Max: How did you know?
Fran: Oh my God! Really? This is so exciting!
She starts to talk fast
Max: I'm kidding.
She stops and puts her hands on her hips
Fran: How many times do I need to tell you not to joke about that?
Max: About as many times I have to tell you it's a surprise.
Fran sticks her tongue out
Max: Come on.
He takes he hand and they go inside the building
Current time
Fran: Once we made our way up the stairs he undid the blindfold and what I saw. Oh My God! We were on top of the building that had candle, champagne, a blanket, and a radio, with a fantastic view of New York.
Flashback
On the roof of the building Fran just described
Fran: Oh my God, Max this is beautiful.
Max: Really?
Fran: Yeah. So it's nothing fancy, at least we're here together, and that's all that matters to me.
Max: I'm glad you like it. Come here I want to show you something.
He leads her to the blanket where they sit
Fran: Wow the city looks so beautiful here.
Max: Yes it does. Fran, I've bought us a star.
Fran: Oh My God! Who?
Max: No not that kind of star sweetheart, one up there.
Points to the sky
Fran: Oops. You can do that?
Max: Yes that one right there. (Points to the sky) It's called Maxine.
Fran: Aw honey. My name couldn't go first? I'm kidding, I love it thank you.
They kiss and then the kiss starts to become something more but Max stops it
Fran: Honey it's ok.
Max: I'm sorry.
Fran: For wha ya haven't done anything to me. Yet.
She winks
Max: I'm sorry I just can't do it. Not here anyway.
Fran: Yeah I guess you're right.
Max: I just want our first time to be special.
Fran: Eh Max I don't think it would be our first time we do have a daughter ya know.
Max: Well our first time as a couple. This isn't like us.
Fran: You're right oh my God we're turning into Niles and CC.
They laugh
Fran: But don't worry, if I could wait six years for a first date I can wait a little longer.
Max: Thank you Fran.
Fran: But notice how I said a little.
Max turns on the radio
Max: May I have this dance?
Fran: Wha do ya think?
They start to dance
You turn around
Then you ask me behind tears of doubt
Just what do I see in you
Please don't cry
I know sometimes it seems we barely get by
But you don't see how much you do
To get me through
When the world is cold
And I need a friend to hold
You give me love you give me love
And when my hope is gone
And it feels I can't go on
You pick me up
You give me love you give me love
I apologize
If I never told you what you are in my eyes
Oh baby let me tell you now
Every day
Looks sweeter knowing you'll be there in every way
Now how can you say that's not enough
Cause when the world is cold
And I need a friend to hold
You give me love you give me love
And when my hope is gone
And it feels I can't go on
You pick me up
You give me love
You give me
Everything my desires
Morning sun and midnight fires
Someone there to share my dreams
With you I have everything
When the world is cold
And I need a friend to hold
You give love you give me love
And when my hope is gone
And I feel I can't go on
You pick me up
You give me love you give me love
Yeah when my world is cold
And I need a friend to hold me
You give me love you give me love
And when my hope is gone
And I feel I can't go on
You pick me up
You give me love
End of Flashback
Back in the room
Fran: Then we ate it was take out of course, we left the building and went for a carriage ride where we just cuddled and kissed
All four: And?
Fran: And wha?
Val: That's it?
Fran: Yeah.
CC: I liked my story better at least we got lucky
She takes another sip of wine
Fran: Give me that. I don't need a reminder.
She takes CC's glass and drinks from it
Next scene
Hotel room
CC asleep on the bed, Maggie and Gracie painting each others nails and Val and Fran sitting on the floor eating a box of chocolates
Fran: Oh Val I'm gonna miss this.
Val: Wha being single?
Fran: Hell no. I meant this. Us hanging out with each other eating our hearts out.
Val: Yeah me too. I'm gonna miss you when ya guys move to California.
Fran: Me too!
They hug
Val: But we're gonna keep in touch right?
They let go
Fran: Yeah, we're gonna keep in touch. We're Laverne and Shirley, remember?
Val: Fran, I don't remember an episode like this.
Fran: Me either. But ya know wha? In a couple of years we're gonna be Lucy and Ethel.
Val: Fran, when do we get to be Fran and Val?
Fran: Now!
They hug again
Next scene
Mansion living room
Max asleep on the sofa with his mouth wide open while Niles who's sitting on the seat of the armchair and B who's sitting on the left arm of the chair are throwing popcorn at Maxwell's mouth. B throws one and it almost makes it
B: Aw so close!
Max wakes up confused to see B and Niles holding popcorn in the position of throwing it at him, but they quickly put it in their mouth with scared looks on their faces
Max: What the devil is going on?
Niles and B point at each other
Niles and B: He started it!
Max: Started what?
Niles and B: Nothing.
Max: Will someone please tell me what happened?
Niles: Well you wanted to go out and do something wild. Then Master Brighton said he knew a restaurant and we decided to go. But when I came back inside from pulling the car around I found you asleep on the couch.
B: Yeah, but you did get a little wild. You stayed up an extra hour.
Max: Go to bed Brighton.
B: But…
Max: Go.
B: Fine. Good night Dad, Niles.
Max and Niles: Night.
B exits
Max: Oh Niles what are we going to do?
Niles: About what?
Max: About when the girls come home from their wild night. What are we going to say?
Niles: Well…
Max: I've got it! We'll make something up.
Niles: Oh you two are so ready to get married. You're already thinking alike.
Max: Amazing isn't it? Well what should we do now?
Niles: Well we could wait a couple of minutes, go upstairs to Master Brighton's room then throw popcorn at his mouth.
Max: Niles!
Niles: What?
Max: I'm his father.
Niles: So?
Max: I get the first shot!
They run up the stairs
The End
Hope you liked! I'd like to thank Jenn, Michelle, as always and Gia and Lauren Once again no songs used to this story belong to me, or does the show please don't sue!
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