Dekiru Otoko ga Suki… Nanda? (I don't' like guys… Do I?)
By: Kaiplueishtar
AN: Well this is it… thez es rele ez et! I finally dragged my lazy bum and write the Weiss Keruz fic I was hunkering to write. I promised myself to write one but I was too damned lazy to do so… Bleh… It took several days and weeks and fanfics to urge me on. I haven't got any plot in this. Just the pairing Ran/Ken on my mind and that's it. I'm so lazy! Apart from this I still haven't finished my other fics like Area 88 (which is currently being rewritten because the file was accidentally erased by my dad, but thankfully I found the hard copy! XP) and the D.N.Angel fic for Valentines Day (Mischievous Night). Let's just hope that my laziness syndrome wont come back. crosses fingers Anyweis, I just want to thank all the people that inspired me to write especially Marty1-sempai!XD hugs and kisses Love your fics!XD
Disclaimer: Ah… the ever annoying ritual. This is totally useless since this is a fan fiction site, ain't it? Duh… Well they ain't mine. All they gave me are head aches, sleepless nights and the loss of my sanity.
Now on to the story! marches
Chapter 1: A nightmare or a dream?
I sat bolt upright, sweat dripping from my forehead and I was panting heavily. I glanced at the alarm clock at my bed side table. It's was only 2 in the morning. Darn. The street lamps were still on as they made a gloomy yellowish glow around my dark room.
I peeled off the covers and was surprised to see that my legs were wet and sticky. "Ugh…" I groaned to myself. I was too tired to get up and clean myself. The last mission was nerve wracking I could tell ya that…!
I lied back down, closed my eyes, draped my hand over them and tried to remember what I had just dreamt of. It was pretty hard to remember since the images were slowly slipping away like water cupped to my hand. The sudden jolt in reality might be the reason.
Good thing I woke up in the middle of the night. I hope I hadn't woken up the others.
Youji would have a field day if he knew. Then he would be teasing me all day about it, Omi would just be fussing over me and Aya… well… maybe he would just be as ice cold as ever… Aya……Aya… I mouthed…
HOLY SHIT! I gasp. "AYA!" My eyes flew open and sat upright again on the bed. I felt blood rush to my cheeks as images of my dream came filling my head. Aya was… I gulp… h-he was kissing me…sucking me even… My eyes grew wide as dinner plates and swear they were as wide as Omi's.
"Shit…" that was all I could blurt out.
I tore myself away from my bed, rushed out of the door and went straight down the hall to the bathroom. I stopped by the sink turned the faucet on and splashed my face with cold water making sure that I hadn't think of what I just thought.
"Pull yourself together Hidaka!" I whispered to myself, pounding the sink edge. "You did not just had a wet dream about… Aya." I gulp and shudder at the thought. Now Youji will have his field day if he ever knew. I groan.
Well, I better clean myself up before they would even discover. I slowly undress myself, leaving my dirty boxers by the sink leaving my soccer t-shirt on. Turning on the hot water knob in the bath tub, I squat and let the water run over my length as my hand wiped away some of the hardening mess on my legs and crotch.
"a…ah..hhhh…." I moaned to myself, the running warm water was good, coupled by my gentile washing hands… It felt… just erotic. It did calm my nerves in some way. I manage to lean against the bathtub wall and closed my eyes, letting the warm water run over me. I suddenly had the mental picture of a redhead's hand clasped over me and pumping me mercilessly- What the- ! Oo what the hell was all that about?
"Stop thinking about stupid things!" I cursed and mentally slapped myself.
I finished up, leaving the bathtub and grabbing one of the towels on the rack, drying my thighs before tying it around my waist. I threw my boxers to the hamper, burying it with the other clothes to hide the evidence and slowly went out of the bathroom.
I began to sigh and leaned against the bathroom door. The warm water still tingled my sensitive part and it was not helping at all. Though it did felt really good, comforting even. Flashes of the dream still bombarded my head and I can't help but to sigh again. Aya was so sexy and ho…. hwait a minute! . this time I really slapped my head to get rid of that mental picture. "K'so…" Maybe I was still sleepy.
Just then I heard a door open and I froze on the spot. I couldn't make out who it was at first because the hall was still dark. The figure stretched and yawned and scratched his head. It turned to me and crossed it's arms. "K-Ken…?" the figure managed to say between yawns. "What are you doing there…?" It stepped towards me and suddenly I could make Aya's features out in the dark.
Shit…
His hair was messy, his eyes were droopy and he was only wearing loose cotton pants that sagged and a white shirt. I gulp at the sight before me. It was the first time I saw Aya like that. His icy barrier was gone and he looked defenseless and weary all shields down. He looked so vulnerable. This wasn't the fearless leader that I worked on missions with. And he looked absolutely… adorable was the right word.
I felt the blood rush to my cheeks again and slowly felt semi-hard. I mentally slapped my self again. I did not just think that! . This is getting way outt'a hand. First the dream and now I'm thinking that Aya was adorable? What a fucked up night I'm having!
"What are you doing there Hikada? He asked again, this time his icy self was back. I looked at him and realize that I was staring to much.
"I…I was using the bathroom." That was all I could mutter out. Well, I wasn't really lying was I? I saw him raise a finely chiseled crimson eye brow. "What? Haven't ever used the potty in the middle of the night?" I spat.
He didn't move nor say anything, but I could feel his amethyst eyes surveying me from top to bottom, gesturing his eyes towards the towel around my waist.
"What?" I asked again.
He shrugged and walked towards me, I could suddenly remember the wet dream just had and again I flushed. Why was he coming towards me? His hand pressed against the bathroom door over my shoulder as he hovered over me. But to my surprise he nudged me aside and said "Move." I realized that I was still leaning on the bathroom door and moved aside. He pushed the door open with out another word and went inside, closing the door shut.
"fuck…" I groaned. Punching softly against the wall and cursing myself. This is just to weird…
I couldn't go back to sleep again after that …incident. Every time I close my eyes, the dream went creeping back to my head. It got worse… I dreamt that Aya, of all people to dream about, was handcuffed to a bed…naked… When I was awake I couldn't get it out of my head. Even the image of the half asleep Aya with the messy hair and loose pants was there.
I don't know what was going on with me. One day I'm as normal as ever the next I turn gay over night? Because of a stupid dream -scratch that- nightmare? Though… I don't think I'm turning gay… What has the world gotten it to? And the worse of it was I was sexually aroused by a human icicle! Who killed god and turned the world upside down?… I bet it was Farfarello…
I was suddenly jerked back to reality from the confinements of my twisted mind, when I felt someone hit me at the back of my head. I turned around to see who it was. To my dread, it was Aya coupled by his patented Death Glare™ and was carrying a pot of a fichus plant.
"What?" I manage to say before I could think of anything else about his beautiful eyes………… His beautiful what!
"Where were you? I've been calling you for the past 5 minutes! These 'customers' needs some help." He said, tilting his head to a gag of high school girls. His voice certainly has a hint of annoyance. "Now get back to work." He said with his get-going-before-I-shove-my-katana-up-your-ass™ look.
God I love that look…
Three…
Two…
One…
What the…? WHERE THE HELL DID THAT CAME FROM? OO;;
I shook that idea off my head and plastered my most adorable fake smile to the 'customers'. "So, what can I help you with?" I smiled. I was greeted by a fickle of giggles and laughter. I blinked.
"What…?"
"Kenken, y-you're hihi drooling" said a girl in braids, politely covering her mouth.
"huh…?" I wiped my cheek just to make sure. Then, I felt the moist wet feeling of my own saliva. … gag… I was drooling! But for what?
The giggling didn't stop until I was saved by a certain long haired blond. Oh thank the gods for Youji! I swear I could kiss the guy!… no… that was a wrong idea… --;; Aargh! First Aya now him! But truthfully I was thankful.
"Settle down ladies." He said smoothly and he quickly ushered the fangirls away. "I'll take care of them for ya Kenken." He whispered silkily with a smirk and a wink.
I sigh in relief and continued to water the hydrangeas. I swear the others noticed that I wasn't myself today. sigh I suddenly bumped in to Omi and I didn't notice that he was already watering the plants.
"Ah, gome Ken-kun." He said.
"sigh"
"Is something wrong Ken? Doushtano?" His innocent big blue eyes were troubled with worry.
"Aa, heki heki Omittch." I waved aside.
"Are you sure? You seem kinda…out of it." He patted my shoulder.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I guess I'm just tired." I smiled weakly, dropping the hose and picking up the broom leaving a very confused Omi.
The day did not go to well for me at all. The morning wore on and the afternoon was even worse. I found myself staring blankly in to space most of the day (staring mostly at a certain redhead which still really disturbed me up to this point.), accidentally bumping, tripping, falling over, breaking pots… wait…that still seemed pretty normal though --;;;.
I break 2 to 3 pots everyday which was pretty normal in this 'ere parts. But the ratio and percentage of accidents by Ken Hidaka, the human time bomb, suddenly sky rocketed off the charts! And it did not please our fearless leader at all… no… it did not.
The first pot was ok. I bet he'd gotten used to it by now. But when It came to the fourth… the eighth… the tenth… things were not looking out for me. I bet his anger is still pent up inside him. His knuckles were whiter than usual wrapped around the broom and I swear he was imagining that it was my neck he was strangling. He'd given me his patented Super Ultra Mega Over Death Glare™ which is not a good sign.
"oof…!" I bumped and landed on my butt for the nth time dragging down my latest victim to the floor smashing it to pieces… uh oh…
"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! Aya screamed, finally snapping the wooden stalk of the broom he was strangling for 5 hours. Poor broom… Wait… Why am I feeling sorry for the broom? I should be sorry for myself!
"THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!"
There was a ten second pause, time stopped and before you know it the customers flea to safety out of the shop. . I'm so dead… now I only have to wait 5 more seconds to hear the 'Shineeeeee!' from Aya and feel the blade slice through my flesh.
He dropped the broken broom with a smack and marched straight towards me. Eyes glowering hands shaking with rage and his skin had an terrifyingly red color to it. I told him it wasn't good to keep his feelings pent up inside or it will result to spontaneous combustion.
"What are you gonna do Aya? Are you really gonna kill him?" Youji stepped in between me and Aya. Uh oh… this is not good. Our fearless leader brought out his Super Ultra Mega Over Death Glare™ upon Youji… he's a dead man…
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Aaaaaand now were back to the show, the said part was cut because of the violence. Sorry for the inconvenience. Back to you Kenken! Insert! XD -------->
Thanks kaiplue-sama. So.. anyway… Youji was ungracefully thrashed aside (Ooh… that's gotta hurt.) as Aya kept his glowering eyes on me. I gulp. I closed my eyes to spare me from the horror. I could feel him, looming over me with those enraged eyes of his. Then suddenly I felt his slender hands slip at the back of my collar and lifted me like I was a homeless kitten. The only thing missing now is my meow… Oo;;
"Aya-kun! Itsutsuke kudasai." Omi pleaded. But to no avail.
I was dragged by the hem of my shirt away form the light of day and found myself being thrown into the mission room. This is it… I'm done for! I was again thrown unceremoniously to the couch. I cowered at the deadly Aya that was now in front of me.
"I-I'm sorry Aya. I didn't mean it!" I manage to say.
"Urusai!"
"B-but…"
"No buts! This going to your pay check." He threatened. And then… He just walked away slamming the back door on his way out. Just like that. He just friggin walk away! . . . . . Huh…? What just happened?
"Youji! Omi! I want this mess cleaned up. Now!" I could hear Aya's muffled shouts. Who knew that a silent iceberg like him could be so… vocal. --;;
I stood up and made my way towards the shop. I peeped my head in and looked about. "Maybe I should clean up that mess." I said seeing how pissed Omi and Youji were.
"No!" Our fearless leader shouted. "you've caused enough damage for one day!"
"But-"
"Haven't I told you? No buts!" Then, my face was pushed back to the door. "Out out out! And I don't want you to be coming in here until I say so. Is that understood?" Then, the door was slammed in front of my face.
"Ow… ite te te…" I rubbed my sore nose.
What a fucked up day I'm having… Sure, I was the one who broke all those pots but…It was his fault. He made me do it! If it wasn't for that drea -I mean- nightmare I wouldn't've been all nervous and klutzy all day… Aw who am I kidding? I groan.
Poor Kenken. Wasn't he only shouted and pummeled by our dear fearless leader, he was also under 'room arrest' for the rest of the day. But it still puzzles me though… Why didn't Aya have his way with Ken? I mean, I was the one who had a black eye and Ken didn't even have a single scratch on him. Not only that, me and the Chibbi ended up with the cleaning. Oh how cruel and unfair is the world I live in! Why Kenken? Why! Why did you have to be so klutzy! Oh why! I fall melodramatically.
"OW! Ite yo!" I moaned in pain.
"Sit still Yotan." Omi said as he pressed the ice bag on my bruise. It hurts, it's true. But the cold numbness did take most of the pain away.
"Ahhhhh…" I sighed in relief.
"There, that wasn't so bad was it?" he smiled. I nod in defeat.
"But it will make me feel even better if you give my booboo a kiss." I teased. Ah, as always that cute little blush comes across his face.
"tch… Not a chance Yotan." He said firmly, though the blush is still obvious. I smirked. I stood up from the kitchen table and give him a little peck on the cheek.
"Youji!" He wined.
"Heehee, nighty night chibbi." I winked and patted his head. Going straight for the stairs to my bedroom before Omi could even further damage my flawless face.
I slumped to my bed, grabbing the pillows to my head. Ah. It feels so good to be back in bed. My whole body was sore from work today. Good thing there's no mission tonight. I would have gone to a club but I'm just too tired. Slowly I could feel sleep take over me.
"Aa……a-ayaaa……pant pant Ngh… ah…" I hear it again… what is it with that moaning? It sounds like a cat stuck under a rock. I pull a pillow over my ears to get rid of the sound… There it goes again! Argh! Damn cat…. Wait… That's not a cat. I lift my head to look at the wall. It's coming from Ken's room? I sit up brushing my blond bangs aside and walk out of my room to Ken's.
"Aaaya…aaaaayaa…" I hear him moan. Well what do you know… I smirk. As quiet as I can, I twist the door knob, push it just slightly and saw a figure tossing and turning on the bed.
Ken was alone. No Aya in sight. Then that must mean… Ohhhh! I grinned broadly. He's having one of those dreams about our fearless leader! Whoo! This is the biggest scoop of the year! Damn I'm so good. No wonder he was so klutzy today. Come to think of it, I did here those moans the night before! If only I wasn't so drunk I could've detected them. Oh this is gonna be good I could tell. Oh naughty naughty me! Heehee… plots
This is for revenge! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Cough cough chokes xX
Hmm… What would evil evil Youji do? Would you like to know? Stay tuned for the next installment of Dekiru Otoko ga Suki… Nanda?
Itsutsuke kudasai: Calm down, please.
AN: Heh… yosh dekita! Whoo! I'm not so good at POV's so, bows gomen. XP I did my best after all. I'm new at this so please forgive me. Don't give me shit… thanks very much to my first reviwer! Me wavs you! huggles
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