Chapter 4: The End! (NO!)

Yep, this is the end of this fic. Don't worry though. There shall be another installment of Full Metal Cookie called Full Metal Milk! Then there will be Healthy Cookies... YUCK! Lol.

SomeoneInThePastOfEarth: I won't hurt you, or were you talking to Ed?

Puppie-chan: Actually, you can. I'm plotting to make a guild on Gaia Online called Otaku United. You can't be in the fic, but you can join the guild when and if it's ever up.

enVii: Hey, I never said Envy didn't win the contest... Of course, I never said he did... Well... We'll assume he lost since his cooking sucks.

Firaga: Well, you should join Otaku United when I get the guild up. I will eventually...

Black-Angel-001: Er... Actually, I ate a lot of sugar before writing this... Yeah... I can't decide to take your review as an insult or a compliment. I'm thinking the latter though.

SamEdCarolSanoKatieHaru: Join Otaku United on Gaia Online when and if I ever get to creating it. Can I have a piece of that giant cookie too? Thankies!

Yeah... Anywho, those who want an actual Otaku United, please go to Gaia Online . com (take out the space) and find me, sailorstar165. I need 20,000 GP to start a guild, and I only have 700. Also, Tiffany, the person in the fic, recently went to the hospital. She's out now, but I'd like to say: GET WELL SOON! Any and all Get Well Wishes shall be passed on. Here's the fic.

"Captain!" A man with a bandana over his head ran over to a person with a huge hat with a giant feather.

"What is it?" The captain snapped.

"Sir, we have found Doby Mick!" The person, a crew member, said. "What shall we do?"

The captain turned and ran out onto the deck. "Good! We finally found you!" He threw a spear at the giant whale. They dragged the whale out of the water slightly. "Perfect!"

"Hey Al? I wish this thing didn't eat the cookie," said Ed. He was tired and hungry; they had been in the whale for a week.

"Why don't you just steal the OU's food?" Al asked.

"Are you kidding? I'm afraid of those insane people!" Ed yelled. He was so weak, he couldn't even sit up.

Flashback

After sitting on the whale's tongue, the OU acted as if it was every day that they were trapped in whales. Selena had told them to pull out all the food they had to see how long they'd be able to last. Effie pulled out a ton of mustard. Donut had a lot of donuts, rations from Metal Gear Solid, and the food he had stolen from Lust's house. Ame had rice balls, pocky, and Ramen. Rachel had cookies which she had originally made from stolen ingredients to offer to her Squall shrine. Andrea had hamburgers and steak. Tiffany had sushi and llama milk from her pet llama. Firefox had food that looked as if it was from Star Wars, which it probably was.

Chris caught something out of the air, and to everyone's surprise, had a wingless hamster that hovered, cooking bacon. "Aw man! This isn't my hamsters! They cook sausage!" He handed the hamster to Selena. "I don't want it."

"Er..." Selena took the hamster. "Thanks." She glanced around at all the food they had. "Yes... This would be enough to last Otaku United about a month..."

"What about us!" Ed yelled. "Don't we get food?"

"If we were to share with you, we'd only have about 3 weeks worth. You do alchemy! Turn some of the whale into something edible!" Ame said, eating some Ramen.

End Flashback

"Those hogs! Why don't they just eat the fat kid!" He said, obviously referring to Donut.

Suddenly, the whale's mouth opened, and they all fell out onto a pirate ship.

"Hey... Is this Luffy's ship?" Ame glanced around.

"Maybe it's Hook's!" Rachel shouted. "I wanna give him a wedgy!"

"I wanna steal his wig!" Ame said.

"I don't think he where's a wig..." Firefox said.

The pirates on the ship just stared. The captain stepped forward. "Oh no! It's the OU and the Full Metal Alchemist!" He pointed at Al.

"Hey! I'm the Full Metal Alchemist!" Ed shouted.

"What? That shrimp is the Full Metal Alchemist?" A crew member muttered.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT THEY BELONG IN THE WIZARD OF OZ!" ((I've always thought Ed should have been among the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz.)) Ed started beating the crap out of everyone on the ship.

"How'd he know who you guys were?" Al asked Selena and Tiffany, who were both calmly sipping tea.

"Hm? We had a run in with the guy when we were interviewing pirates for school," answered Selena.

"Oh yeah! We mistook this run down ship for the Dreaded Pirate Steve's ship." Tiffany said. At Al's confused stare, Tiffany added, "Selena's dad, Chris's uncle."

"Oh," was all Al could say.

Eventually, Ed's rampage destroyed most of the crew. The only crew member left was the one that had actually insulted Ed.

"I think I'll be going now..." The crew member started inching away.

"Wait! I smell treasure!" A strange boy in armor that looked like it was made from dragon hide jumped down. He grabbed the crew member's hand. "I knew it! THE RUNE OF PUNISHMENT!" He chopped off the guy's hand with one of his 2 katanas. He also stabbed the guy with a broadsword strapped to his back for good measure. "W007! I have the rune now!"

"Who's that?" Ed asked.

"Dude!" Donut walked up with Chris.

"Dude!" The boy answered. He had brown hair with grayish eyes. He had wolf ears and a tail, both of which were a silvery color.

"That's my brother, Ryu. He's the only one of us who actually has been caught by the men in white coats and put in one of the bouncy padded rooms." Selena explained. "Did you threaten the men in white coats again?" She asked Ryu.

"Yep! Said I'd give them eternal crotch pain and/or turn them into girls!" ((If you don't understand the reference... yeah... Bro's idea.)) He said with a smile.

"J0, w0lf d3m0n d00d, sm3ll 4ny 7r345ur3?" ((Jo, wolf demon dude, smell any treasure?)) Firefox asked.

"I smell cookies somewhere on the ship." He said, sniffing the air.

Al was stunned by the insane person. "Um... If he's your brother, how come he-"

"Huh? Lab accident. Donut's fault." Rachel answered for Selena. "That's if you're referring to the wolf ears."

They all followed Ryu to the bottom of the ship, where hordes of cookies were. Everyone looked at Ed expectantly.

"What!" Ed said, backing away from the crazy otaku. "You want me to transmute giant cookies for everyone?" After everyone nodded, he gave in. He clapped his hands together and created enough giant cookies for everyone, including the readers ((Ed: Hey, you all need something for sitting through this trash.)) ((Me: Ed! Be quiet! They like reading this fic!))

"Yes! He broke the ancient taboo of giant cookies!" Ryu shouted.

"Ancient taboo of giant cookies...?" Ed said, confused.

"Why do you think Lust and us Otaku were so intent on stealing the cookie?" Andrea asked.

"Uh... You all were fans and liked cookies too much?" Ed said.

"He's a moron, isn't he?" asked Tiffany to the air beside her. "Right Joe?"

Ed just sighed. "Come on Al, let's go home. Winry's probably wondering what the hell happened to us right now..." Al quickly followed and they left in an escape boat into the crimson sunset.

"Should we stalk him? I'm free for the next month. I thought getting the cookie would take longer." Ame said, taking out a schedule with 'Stalking, stalking, they have no idea I'm here, none whatsoever!" written on the top ((read my .hack/ fic if you don't understand the reference.))

"Yes. We should." Selena agreed.

"He has to have milk! I mean, what kind of person doesn't eat cookies with milk!" Ryu growled.

Tiffany nodded to her llama, which pulled out a notebook. Everyone became silent as it read what info they had about Edward Elric. "Ahem, the book says that Edward Elric hates milk more than anything else; that's probably the reason he's so short," you could hear a loud cry from across the waters "I AM NOT SHORT!" but the llama continued as if he had not been interrupted. "He only has milk in 2 ways: Stew and cookies."

Everyone murmured in agreement with the idea of stalking Ed for at least the milk. They all set sail toward Winry's house, where they were positive that Ed would be.

Like I said, this is not the end. Well, yes it is, BUT THERE SHALL BE A SEQUAL EVENTUALLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anywho, the Rune of Punishment refered to is from Suikoden IV. Luffy is from One Piece (which I wish I owned, but I don't.)

Oh, by the way, the word count for this chapter is 1,511