Chapter two: Nose Bleed

AN: Waaaiii! I'm back to reek havoc among you mortals! Whahahah! Cower at my comedic power! I hope you liked the first chapter!XD Though In don't think it was good enough. It totally suck in my opinion. I'm not even good at doing POV's.XP But I'm glad that the lot of you liked it. Domo arigato minna–san! Me wavsh you all.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but crap. These characters are all created by the sick twisted mind of Koyasu Takehito!

"Well good morning sweet prince!" I cry with glee. Ken has just gotten up and I was waiting outside of his door. I give him my biggest smile ever and grab him by the shoulder. I see him wince at my voice. He doesn't look too good. He had eye bags, his hair was tousled all over and his face say that he wanted to hurl. I'd have to say he did had a pretty good night. evil grin

"the sun is shining! The birds are chirping!…" I continue to ramble.

"Not. now… Youji… head. hurts. must. go… bathroom…"

"…Oh yeah, by the way… grin Had any good dreams lately?" I say, pretending not have to notice him mumbling.

Aha! I hit the jackpot! His eyes flew wide open stepping away from me and looking at me in disbelief.

"What?" I say innocently, tilting my head.

"uh… I-I… yeah.. dreams… weird… Gotta go! Bathroom!" He said and scrambled away.

What came next was totally unexpected. Just before he could open it, the bathroom door suddenly whacked him straight in the face throwing him to the wall. And lo and behold our fearless leader just stepped out of the shower with nothing but a towel on, looking all hot and steamy. I saw Ken stare at the redhead's naked mid drift and slowly blood came oozing down from his nose. Though I don't think that that was from the impact!

I couldn't help it. I began to laugh so hard that it brought tears to my eyes. Oh! This is so precious! I call this a Kodak moment! It was hilarious!XD What're the odds!

"What's so funny Kudou?" Aya glared at me.

"Oh nothing… It's just a beautiful day, that's all." I grinned.

"hn…" He replied while raising his eyebrow, then diverted his attention to Ken on the floor. The brunette covered his nose to prevent more blood from spilling when the object of his dreams came too close for comfort.

"Are you ok?" Our resident iceberg asked coldly, reaching out to touch the brunette's nose.

"A-Aa." Ken nodded vigorously, slapping Aya's hand away. I might say, the redhead was quite taken aback at the sudden movement but quickly reverted back to his cold gaze.

"Hn… better put some ice on that." He said and walked away to his room.

When Aya was out of ear shot, I started to laugh again. Oh man! I love this day! I saw Ken give me a death glare.

"Hey shouldn't you be putting ice on that? It might be broken you know." I said even though I knew that it wasn't broken. He didn't reply and just went straight to the showers while covering his nose.

Oh, this is just so cute! Kenken has a little crush on our fearless leader. sigh this should be very entertaining. evil grin

"What's going on here?" The bishounen peeped his head out of his room.

"Iya, nande nonai Chibbi." I said ruffling his hair on the way down to the stairs.

I shlumped against the door. It's good to be out of there… That was too close. Somehow I think this day is gonna turn into crap! I just know it! First thing in the morning! Not only did I have those dreams again, I was rudely greeted by a genki Youji then I was again attacked by a door and I saw…gulp I saw… him coming out of the shower with nothing but a towel! Now I have a little problem with Mr. Ken Hidaka jr., he wont stop saluting! And I have a fucking nose bleed! Grrr… I bury my face in my hands.

I gotta stop this nose bleed. Where's the tissue?… Aw forget the tissue! I grab one of the towels from the rack and stuffed it on my nose. Now, if I remember correctly in my boy scout days the first aid in a nose bleed is to hang up your head and pinch your nose. And so I did.

If it wasn't for Youji I wouldn't be in this mess. How did he know? How the fuck did he know! Grr… My life just turned into a nightmare. Ah, good. The bleeding stopped. I think I just lost a pint of my blood there. I threw the bloody towel aside and started to strip.

Breathing deeply I inhale the remnats of Aya's smell. Mmm…It's still all steamy from Aya's shower. It smells like him. I breathe in the humid air and let the feel of it fill my body. I almost don't want to take a shower now, because then I'll chase away this lingering feel of Aya. Wait… what the hell am I talking about? Lingering feel of Aya? What is wrong with me! I sniff my pits. Screw that, I stink.

"What a happened that caught your pants up in a bunch Yotan?" I asked. I noticed that he's been a little mischievous since this morning.

"Oh nothing Chibbi, 'cept that I've discovered something interesting last night." He grined sheepishly.

"Well then, come on. Tell me!" I was eager. What could have he discovered this time?

He looked at me with that glint in his eyes and leaned forward until our noses were touching. I hope he didn't see me blush. He always makes me blush! That's one of the things that annoys me.

"Can you keep a secret Chibbi?" He asked in a husky tone. I gulped then nod.

"Yeah…" I peeped.

"Me too!" He said.

(ten second pause)

"Youji!" I say. He moved away laughing like a mainiac, while I glared at him. "Youji be serious!"

"Ok ok." He tried to stifle his chortle, raising his hands in a surrender . "But are you sure you can keep a secret?"

"Yes already!"

"Ok, well. Uh… I don't know how start." He pondered. "Oh well," He shrugged. "did you here some noises last night?"

"Huh? Noises?" I tilted my head. "Hmm… I think I did heard a poor kitty last night. I think it was in trouble or something. I wanted to help it but I was just too tired to even lift myself off the bed… ;;I never really knew what became of that cat… Bless his soul."

Again Youji started to laugh. "Oh that's hilarious!" he roared.

"What so funny about a hurt cat?" I protest. "The poor thing…"

"Ha ha ha! No Omittchi! That wasn't a cat." He said knowingly.

"Huh…? It's not?" I tilt my head.

"No." He shooked, his head.

"Then what was it?"

He opened his mouth to answer with a smirk but even before he could say something, Aya came bustling down stairs looking a smug as ever. Youji looked away but still stayed smirking.

"What was it Youtan?" I asked more eagerly. So what if Aya came in?

"Nande monai." He grinned.

"fine." I pouted and turned back to cooking the pancakes.

After showering I dressed myself and went down stairs for breakfast, still trying not to think about the little incident with our fearless leader. I found the other guys already eating their food, well, Youji playing with the syrup, Omi bustled around him haughtily about - I don't know what- and Aya? Well… He was making coffee by the stove wearing an apron. He looked so cute wearing the kitchen apron. Those lucky apron strings… they get the pleasure of brushing Aya's tight ass. What the hell am I thinking? Aya's tight ass? Oo;; I shook my head and try to forget about it and seated next to Youji.

"So, what's for breakfast?" I asked. Finally Omi took notice of me, his face suddenly lighting up.

"Oh, Ken-kun good morning." He said cheerfully. "Have some pancakes." He said, brining a plate of 10 or 20 or even more so pancakes stacked up. I looked at it in aw. How could I ever finish this all up?

"Eat up Kenken." Youji slapped my back.

"I-itadakimasu…" I said lifting my fork as I sweat dropped.

Just then, Aya came to the table with the coffee pot and some cups sitting next to the next chair from mine. I happily took my cup and sipped some of it. Man, Aya makes some damn good coffee… I looked at him from the corner of my eye and only then did I realized that he wasn't wearing his usual orange sweater but was sporting a plain white long sleeved shirt with two unbuttoned buttons reveling a pale creamy skin and collar bone.

"So… anyway what were you going to tell Youji?" Aya asked breaking me away from my trance. I realized that I was already drooling, good thing my cup hid it.

"Oh nothing… I was just telling Omi here about the funny noises I heard last night." He smirked. "isn't that right Ken?" He said slapping my back and giving me a wink. He almost tipped my coffee mug off my hands.

"cough cough W-what?" I said spluttering. "I didn't hear any noises last night." Sipping my coffee with shaky hands… what the hell is he talking about?

"No…?" he asked in fake amusement, cupping his chin in this fingers. "Are you sure? Because I distinctly heard it last night. Maybe I was just …" He paused leaning towards my ear. "dreaming…" There I coughed out the coffee from my mouth. So that's how he knew! That bastard!

"AAAARRGGH!" I heard someone cry knowing all to well who that cry came from. I looked up to see a disgruntled Aya glaring at me with his sharp amethyst eyes. I saw the horror… I seemed to have spat the rest of my coffee on to his white shirt, making it see-thru, revealing the bodily contours of his chest and abs. Suddenly I felt the blood come out of my nose yet again. I quickly covered it up with my hands.

"Go-gomen Aya!" I stuttered. He didn't look at me, he was much too preoccupied with the big stain in his shirt, brushing it vigorously with a tissue.

"Ken, you're bleeding!" I hear Omi peep, rushing towards my side with lots and lots of tissue and suddenly stuffing it up my nose. Youji didn't even do anything! He just kept laughing and laughing! That bastard!

"I thought I told you to put some ice on that." Aya snapped, while taking off his shirt and then wiping the mess with it. "Now I have to change again!" He groaned pointing to his chest, leaving the kitchen and going straight to up stairs.

I was much too preoccupied at staring at the shirtless Aya, that I didn't realize the pressure of Omi's hand on my bloody nose.

"Uh… Omittchi…? C-can't… breath…" I pleaded, gesturing at my tissue stuffed nose.

"Ah - Oh! G-gomen ne Ken-kun!" He said releasing me from his suffocating hands. I breathed in a gasp of air.

I know it's crap but I'm still gonna post this shit. And you better review. Or else… I'll make Aya come after you! Bwhahahahahahaha! But I guess you wouldn't mind that, would you? I mean, in the time of death , the last person you'll ever see is your killer. And I wouldn't mind if Aya-sama kills me!XD I'll be the happiest person alive…uh… dead… uh… lived. Oh I don't know anymore! Just get on with it and review while I mend this head ache of mine… Now where did I put that aspirin…? (searches)