The 10 Dramatic (Not Really) Deaths of Marco
By: Rena Kuroyama
Anime: Shaman King
Summary: The Title is self-explanatory. Sorry for all the Marco-fans, but I just can't take a liking to him…This is a challenged fan fic by Rain Meganime. Rated T for major violence and some MAJOR Oc & Ooc-ness!
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King or Marco would've died and Lyserg wouldn't of have joined the X-Laws. But I do own the certain version of a certain pyromaniac…
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Chapter Two: Laughing Fit
It was an unusually calm day for the X-Laws, especially Marco. Because it was such a peaceful and sunny day, Marco stretched and decided to go for a walk. After he got really deep in the forest, he stopped in a clearing to rest.
"Gee, it sure is calm today!" Marco whisper-shouted happily. He should've known that it was too good to last.
"Well, do my eyes deceive me, or is that Marla of the X-Laws?" A familiar voice laughed from the shadows. Marco called Michael and prepared to fight.
"Who's there, and it's Marco!" Marco steamed, ready to open fire at any sign of movement.
"Polo!" The stranger said.
"Fish out of the- HEY!" Marco said, turning red, "How dare you make me follow the childish phrase! Come out and show yourself, Hao Asakura!" He turned to the space in between two giant trees. Hao giggled like a girl (Sorry!).
"Aww, that's no fun. Oh well, this might kill some time, Spirit of Fire!" He shouted. Marco jumped back just in time as the spot he was standing in burst into a swirl of flames. Hao casually walked out of it, grinning like he always had, "So, you still think that- what is wrong with you?" He crossed his arms, pouting.
"A…aha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Marco laughed, pointing at Hao and clutching his stomach at the same time. Hao grew a vein mark as the guy started to cough for air.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Hao said, pointing back at the man.
"You…you're…YOU'VE TURNED INTO A CROSSDRESSER!" Marco shouted, causing another coughing/laughing storm. Hao stood, confused for a moment.
"What?" He turned around and his ponytail-ed hair bounced in his way. He felt the sickening clinginess of overdone make-up, and he looked down at himself to see that he was wearing…MARI'S GOTHIC LOLITA (Which is her flipping awesome dress, for those who didn't know.), "Oh God, the girls put these on me again!" He attacked the air in pure regret for not noticing the difference.
Marco was laughing hysterically now, "Hao Asakura, I have always seen you feminine, but not as much as THIS!" He continued laughing. Hao stared at him, wide-eyed.
"Wow!" He said, acting all perky and stupid, "Really?" He asked, grinning like heck. Then, his grin faded, "HEY, that's not nice!" He said, acting really, really slow. That DID it. Marco had pushed his limit. Hao watched, amazed/horrified/disgusted, as Marco laughed/coughed up blood, veins popping out of his head, "You know what, I'm outta here!" Hao left with a swing of his arm. Marco laughed himself to death, other causes known as lack of air from laughing so much and the overusage of stomach muscle, which led to this frightening demise. The bad part is: No one knew of his death except Hao, who not only didn't tell anyone, but forgot all about it. If you wander into a forest and find his corpse, we advise you to forget about it and go the other way. It is for your own good.
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Rena: I told you that there'll be humor in this. Even more coming up!
Horo: Oooh, I wanna do the preview thingie! Pick me! Pick meeeeeee! (Jump)
Rena: Yeah, Horo! That's the Spirit! Do the one for the next chapter!
Horo: Right, when I felt a bit hungry I noticed that there was an orange on the counter of the X-Laws' house. This is the story of my battle against Hao for the orange!
Rena: You idiot! (Bonks Horo on the head) What is that story? What does it have to do with Marco? I'll just have Yoh do it.
Yoh: Do what?
Horo: No, give me another chance! (Beg)
Rena: (Groan) Sure, why not?
Horo: Okay, so when the X-Law's commander with a huge ego problem takes on a challenge, he may of have bit off more then he can chew…
Rena: Good job, Horo. Sorry you didn't get your turn, Yoh.
Yoh: What turn? For what? I want oranges.
Rena: Never mind…
Thanks to MiStraLL-san for reviewing! I am really happy to find a fellow Marco-hater! Once again, THANK YOU!
Love and Peace in the Shaman-Only World Rena Kuroyama