A/N: It's Back! Yes I brought it back! Note: This is not going to pick up where I left off, this will be a new beginning, but a little more tone down. Still the same concept though. Charmed, how it would be with the return of Shannen, and me calling the shots! I also star too! Woo!
Disclaimer: I own nothing Charmed related! Nothing! Everything here does not belong to me! I own nothing! please don't sue! Cause you'll get nothing! NOTHING!
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that...
Episode 1: The prodigal sister returns! (part 1)
Teaser:
(Fade in: Int. Charmed set. The cast stands ready to shoot. Shannen and Holly are whispering in a corner. Alyssa comes in and watches.)
ALYSSA: What are you guys doing?
SHANNEN: Nothing!
HOLLY: Not talking here!
(Alyssa gives them a scornful look.)
ALYSSA: Don't make me talk to Kern so he fires your ass again.
BRIAN: Guys! The camera's on.
(They all look rightly embarrass and get into character.)
PHOEBE: Oh my God! Prue! You're back!
PRUE: Well duh!
BRIAN: That's not what the scripts says...
PRUE: Shut up, you whiny ass, prissy, wannabe cool but isn't excuse for a man!
PIPER: That was harsh.
PHOEBE: Indeed.
(Rose walks into scene.)
ROSE: OK, let's shoot this.
HOLLY: (Whispering.) We're shooting already.
ROSE: We are? Damn it.
PAIGE: What's going on guys? (Eyeing Prue) Who's the hot chick?
HOLLY: Oh, who wrote that?
ALEX: (Off screen.) I did. I though it you be funny.
PRUE: Well this scene is officially ruin. And it was my big comeback!
ALEX: (Off screen.) Credits!
(Opening credits roll. "How soon is now" plays. Fade in: Int. Attic. Piper, Phoebe and Paige are looking in the Book of Shadows.)
PIPER: There has to be a way to change it back!
PHOEBE: There's nothing in the Book.
PAIGE: We can't give up! We just can't!
(Dramatic music plays. Leo walks in.)
LEO: Guys, I think you're going to have to face it. Prue's here to stay. For good.
(Piper puts her head down, tears running from her eyes.)
PIPER: No!
PHOEBE: Piper, calm down.
(Then a demon walks in.)
DEMON: (Greeting.) Charmed ones.
(Piper walks and hugs him.)
PIPER: Baby!
LEO: WHAT!
ROSE: Look who got a new love interest.
PHOEBE: I'm the demon dater here!
(Piper and the demon exit. Brian turns to the camera.)
BRIAN: What the hell was that about?
ALEX: (Off screen.) Sorry.
ROSE: Alex, can you give me a love interest? I mean, Piper's getting one and she's married.
ALYSSA: Guys, the show...
ROSE: Whatever.
(Shannen blinks in.)
ALYSSA: Wait a sec! Prue doesn't blink!
SHANNEN: I'm not Prue, I'm Shannen.
ALEX: (off screen.) Can we get back to what the script actually says?
PRUE: Well now let's see demons kick our ass now that we have the power of four on our side.
(They all high five. It's very childish really. Then Zankou flames in.)
ZANKOU: Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
(Paige TK-orbs some sugar. Zankou leaves.)
PHOEBE: That was random.
PAIGE: It was.
PRUE: Hmmm.
PHOEBE: What Prue?
PRUE: I just realized that I hardly got any screen time.
ALYSSA: So...?
PRUE: Just saying...
(Leo suddenly faints.)
PAIGE: Leo!
(They all rush to his side.)
PHOEBE: Leo, wake up!
(Prue takes his pulse.)
PRUE: Guys... I think he's dead...
(Cue dramatic music. Fade to black.)
To be continued...