Hey Everyone! It's time for the Final! I don't own any of these characters or the show. Please don't sue. There are some lines or things that were in the real final, that are used but they don't belong to me nor do the songs that are used in this story. Enjoy!
Time Of Your Life
First scene kitchen Fran who's in a bright green blouse and purple skirt, sitting at the table with papers and a binder around her, Max enters wearing a suit and green tie
Max: Hello darling.
He kisses her cheek
Fran: Hi sweetie.
Max: What are you doing?
Fran: Oh I'm making the seating arrangements. Do ya think we should sit both sides together or apart?
Max: Apart.
Fran: Boy that was a fast answer. Wha are ya saying that my family doesn't have enough class to sit with your family?
Max: No.
Fran: Then what are you saying?
Max: Well um…
Niles enters in a suit with a red tie holding the phone
Niles: Sir your bother Nigel's on the phone.
He hands the phone to Max Fran almost chokes on her tea
Max: Are you alright?
Fran: Uh yeah.
Niles and Max give her a suspicious look
Max to phone: Hello Nigel. (pause) Oh that terrible. (Pause) No I understand. (Pause) Yes ok. Bye.
Fran: Wha happened?
Max: It turns out Nigel isn't going to be able to make it.
Fran: Oh honey.
She hugs him
Fran to herself: Yes!
Max disappointed: Well Niles, I guess you'll be my best man now.
Max exits
Niles dryly: Oh I feel so honored.
Theme song
Next scene
Office Max sitting at the desk wearing the same thing Fran enters
Fran: Hi honey I just came to let ya know we've got to go pick out our menu in an hour. If ya can't make it I'm taking ma. Ok? Ok see ya.
She starts to exits but Max grabs her
Max: Darling, what's your hurry?
Fran: I'm sorry sweetie, but I can't fall behind schedule.
Max: Schedule?
Fran: Yeah, for planning our wedding. It's not that easy you know.
Max: Well then maybe we should hire a wedding planner.
Fran: No! I've always dreamed of planning my wedding with Ma Val and Barbra! No wedding planner!
Max: Well then maybe we should post…
Fran: Don't say it Mister!
Max backs away and gulps Fran hugs him
Fran: Oh I'm sorry honey. I'm just getting really stressed out. I mean with the packing to California, the wedding and then the kids.
Max: That's why I suggested we wait until we move to California.
Fran: No! I was born and raised here in New York and that's where I'm … I mean we're going to get married!
Max: Alright we'll get married here. Calm down. You stay here and relax while I go and get ready to pick out our menu.
Fran: Ok sweetie. And you're right I need to relax. Love you.
Max: Love you more
He exits and she flops onto the chair and Niles enters
Niles: Wedding bell blues Fran?
Fran: No wedding planner stress times 10! Oy Niles I'm so stressed!
Niles: You're telling me. I've got to pack, clean, cook, take care of Michelle and a sick wife.
Fran: CC still not feeling better?
Niles: No. We're thinking she got it when we were out on the Terence…
Fran: No more Niles please! Ya know, maybe it would be better if we just had a small wedding.
Niles: But we've always dreamed of having a big wedding!
Fran: I know we have but maybe it'll be better.
Niles: But it won't be the same.
He exits and Fran puts her head on the hand and leans on the on the desk
Next scene
Living room
Val who's in a black skirt and orange blouse, sitting on the armchair writing something in the binder while Fran who's in a white skirt and a pink blouse, is sitting on a chair while holding Jenn who's in some jeans and red shirt
Val: So who's gonna be your flower girl.
Fran: Oh I was think Jenn and Michelle could be. We'll but them in the stroller and CC will push them. Let's just hope they don't eat the petals. Especially Jenn, after all she does have her grandma's genes.
Val: Those are Sylvia's jeans?
She points to Jenn's jeans
Fran: Never mind, what's next?
Val: Uh the cake.
Fran: Well I wanna get something that both families will enjoy. Which is, booze and food.
Val: Oh I know!
Fran: Wha?
Val: Sorry Fran I just wanted see how it feels like.
Fran playfully hits her
Fran: Oh I know!
Val: Feels good huh?
Fran: We should get a rum cake. Right?
Val: Yeah. What's that again?
Fran: Just write it down. Oh and some cupcakes for the kids.
Val: But won't your mother eat them?
Fran: Nah she'll be to full and to drunk.
Doorbell rings Fran puts Jenn in the playpen
Fran: I'll get it!
She goes to the door and answers it Sylvia in a black and red outfit and Yetta in an all gold outfit are standing there
Fran: Hi Ma. Hey Yetta.
Sylvia: Hi darling we just stopped by to see how ya were doing with the wedding.
Fran: Great we're running right on schedule.
Val: Yeah we just picked out the cake.
Fran: Val!
Val: Oops.
Sylvia: So wha did ya decide on?
She goes for the binder
Fran: Quick Val give it to me!
Sylvia gets it
Sylvia: Wha the hell's run cake?
Val is about to say something but Fran covers her mouth
Fran: No ma that's Bun cake. It's shaped like honey buns.
Sylvia: Oh.
She sits down on the couch next to Yetta and CC enters in a black robe wearing glasses hair a mess and holding Michelle who's in some jeans and a blue top
Fran: Well don't you look attractive.
CC: Where's Niles?
Fran: Ya mean he's not up there with ya? It sure looks like it.
She points to CC's hair
CC: No!
Fran: Wha do ya need him for anyways? And if it's something gross keep it to yourself.
CC: Michelle's cranky and she won't let me sleep.
Fran grabs Michelle
Fran: Oh is someone cranky wanky?
CC: Oh I think I'm gonna be sick.
Fran: Oh please like you never did this before.
CC: No I'm serious.
She runs to the bathroom Fran puts Michelle in the playpen
Fran: Oy I hope she gets better in time for the wedding.
Yetta: I know what's wrong with her.
Fran: Really wha?
Yetta: No more (She puts down her cake and looks and Fran seriously) babies.
Fran: Oh my god, no.
Sylvia: I know well we all know that Yetta's pretty well crazy, but she's right this time.
Fran: Oy.
Next scene
Kitchen Niles in a blue dress shirt and beige pants, who's putting things in a box with Michelle wearing the same thing except all dirty with food is sitting in the highchair Fran enters
Fran: Hiya Niles.
Niles: Hey Fran
Fran: We need to talk.
Niles: Ok.
Fran: First of all where's CC?
Niles: She went to the doctor.
Fran: Oh good then I don't have to tell ya.
Niles: Tell me what?
Fran: That CC should go to the doctor.
Niles looks at her suspiciously
Niles: Uh hu.
He starts putting things in a box randomly
Fran: Niles wha are ya doing?
Niles: Oh I figured out a new way to pack faster. Just put things in the box randomly.
Fran: Oh good one. But what about the breakable stuff?
Niles: Two words. Bubble wrap.
Fran puts her hands on her hips
Niles: Don't worry I saved some for you too.
He hands her some bubble wrap
Fran: Thank you.
She quickly hugs him
Niles: Well I've got to go bathe someone.
Fran: Ok. So which tub do I meet ya in?
Niles: The Jacuzzi.
Fran playfully hits him
Fran: Go bathe your daughter.
Niles exits with Michelle
Fran: Oh he is such a good father and to think he's only gonna be able to do it once.
Max enters
Max: Hello sweetheart.
He wraps his arms around her from behind
Fran: Hey.
Max: What's wrong?
Fran: Oh honey I have a problem.
Max lets go of her
Max: Well do you want to talk about it?
Fran: Yeah. But I can't.
Max gives her a confused look
Max: Ok. Oh is that bubble wrap?
He grabs it
Fran: Oh ya like bubble wrap too?
Max: Yes why?
Fran: Well then what do ya say if I only wear only bubble wrap on the honeymoon?
Max: Oo sounds divine.
Fran: Then why wait?
They kiss
Max: Darling didn't you say that you had a problem?
They stop kissing
Fran: Thanks, honey ya ruined the mood.
Max: Oh I'm sorry.
Fran: Don't worry I would've started thinking about it anyways.
Max: Is it that serious?
Fran: Ok honey I'm going to tell ya, but you can't tell anyone.
Max: I'm not you or Niles.
Fran gives him a shut up look
Max: Alright I won't. Now what is it?
Fran: I know what's wrong with CC.
Max: Oh really what?
Fran: CC can't have babies anymore.
Max: Oh my God that's terrible. When did she tell you?
Fran: CC didn't tell me. She doesn't even know.
Max: So you Fran know that CC can't have babies anymore but she CC does not.
Fran: Yup.
Max: Then how the devil do you know?
Fran: Grandma Yetta.
Max: Oh. Wait what!
Fran: Yetta.
Max: Is this the same Yetta who thought CC and I had an affair?
Fran: Well ya did.
Max: No we didn't.
Fran: Just checking.
Max: Look sweetheart just keep this to yourself, ok?
Fran: Ok but it's gonna be hard. Ya know I can't keep secrets very long.
Max: I know
Fran gives him a shut up look
Next scene
Living room (there are a lot of boxes in there) Niles in some jeans and red polo shirt and CC in a beige skirt outfit sitting on the couch kissing
Niles: Oh god your mouth still reeks of vomit.
CC: Yeah well you kiss like a dog.
Niles: Oh and you would know.
Fran enters in a blue skirt with matching jacket and a black top
Fran: Hey ya guys. Whatcha doing?
Niles and CC: The usual.
Fran: Oh. Insults then kiss.
Niles: No the other way around.
Fran: Uh hu. So did the doctor call yet?
CC: No not yet. Why do you care?
Fran: Hey we're not how we used to be. We've had a lot of good times.
She counts them using her fingers and gets six
Fran: Well more than a hand full.
Phone rings
Fran: Oh I'll get it. Ya two go back to trying to figure out what the other had for lunch.
She starts to look for the phone but can't find it
Fran: Hey Monica Chandler, where's the phone?
CC: How should we know?
Fran: Well…uh… oh would ya just help me look for it?
Niles and CC: No.
Fran: Oh come on you two.
They start looking for the phone Niles looks by the stairs here there are a lot of boxes while CC and Fran look in the seating area
Niles: Uh-o.
Fran: Uh-o wha?
Niles: I think I know where the phone's at.
Fran: Where?
Niles points to a stack of boxes
Fran: Uh-o.
CC: Just answer it on speaker.
Fran: Not with this yenta in the room
She points to Niles, just then the answering machine picks up
Jocelyn os: Hello Puddelducks. I have a bit of bad news, Lester and I aren't going to be able to make the wedding. And so what if mummy is coming she never approves of anyone. Or that father can't make it either, he never did win the father of the year award. Anyways sorry again, toddles.
End of message
Fran: Oh my God, Mummy's not coming to the wedding!
Niles: Don't worry Fran my mother in-law didn't come to our wedding.
Fran: Niles, she died when you and CC were going out.
Niles: Oh yeah.
CC: Well Fran you have two options. Either you forget about it or kill her.
Niles laughs but then turns it into a laugh as Fran gives them both shut up looks
Next scene
Office
Max at his desk in a suit with red tie Fran enters
Fran: Why didn't you tell me that your mothers not coming to the wedding!
Max: Uh-o.
Fran: That's right this time Ricky's in trouble. Now start 'splaining!
Max: Well you see darling…My you look beautiful.
Fran: Ya like I bought…Hey don't change the subject!
Max: How did you find out anyways!
Fran: From your sister.
Max: When did you talk to her?
Fran: Well we didn't really talk, she left a message on the machine cause I accidentally packed the portable phone.
Max: You did what!
Fran: Hey you didn't tell me your mother wasn't coming! Now why didn't you tell me!
Max: I'm sorry sweetheart I just didn't want you making a big deal out of it.
Fran: When have I ever made a big a deal?
She sits on his lap
Max: Do you really want to go over that? Besides darling you already have so much to think about. I didn't want to worry you.
Fran: Too late. Oh honey Jocelyn's not gonna be able to make it. So that means no one in your family that you're close with is gonna make it.
Max: I'm not close with either of my parents.
Fran: I'm trying to make a point. Max, I'm starting to think no one in your family likes me.
Max: Darling that doesn't matter. All that matters is that we love each other.
Fran: Aw.
Max: Plus you know Jocelyn adores you.
She gets up
Fran: Yeah but I also though Phoebe and Joey would end up together.
Max: Who?
Fran: Honey would it kill ya to watch a little prime time TV?
She exits
Next scene
Living room Night before wedding
The living room is nicely decorated for reception Max in some jeans and a green shirt along with a brown jacket and Niles in a suit with blue tie
Niles: You've really out done yourself sir.
Max: Thank you Niles.
Niles: This is the part where you say "Well I couldn't have done it without you Niles."
Max: Oh I'm sorry ol' man. I couldn't have…
Niles: Well no use of say it if I already said it.
Max rolls his eyes
Max: So did you get the results from CC's test?
Niles: No. But we're thinking it's just a really bad case of that cold I had last week.
Max: I told Fran you were sick. She thought you and CC just wanted some time alone for two weeks.
Niles: No it was only one week.
Max: What!
Niles: What?
Max: What?
Niles: What?
Max: Oh forget it Niles.
Niles: Why do you ask sir?
Max: Well because we were starting to worry.
Niles: Oh it shouldn't be to serious sir.
Max: Well don't be so sure Niles.
Niles: What do you mean?
Max: Sit down Niles.
They sit on the couch
Max: There's a chance CC may not be able to have babies anymore.
Niles: Oh my God. I…how do you know?
Max: Well here's where the chance part comes in. Yetta and Sylvia told Fran so you see it's a small chance.
Niles: Are you kidding me? When those two agree on something it happens.
Max: Like what?
Niles: Well…uh…now is not the time. Oh God this can't be happening.
Max: I'm sorry ol' man.
Max pats his back
Niles: I guess I better tell CC.
He gets up
Max: Good luck.
Niles: Thanks yenta.
He exits up the stairs
Max: I am not a yenta I just let a secrete slip.
Niles os: Yenta!
Next scene
Niles and CC's room morning
CC asleep covered by the sheets and Niles enters in his blue robe while carrying a tray of breakfast
Niles: Hey sleeping beauty time to get up.
She starts to stir as Niles sits down beside her and kisses her
Niles: Morning.
CC: Mm. Morning. Can you hand me my robe?
Niles: Do you really need it?
CC: Robe!
He hands her black robe and she puts it on
CC: Oo breakfast in bed. What did you do Ethel?
Niles: Nothing. Why would you think that?
CC: Well there was last night, then no insult in the morning, and now breakfast in bed. Who'd you kill?
Niles: No one. But we do need to talk.
CC: I knew something was up.
Niles: We think we know what's wrong with you.
CC: What?
Niles: CC, honey we're thinking you can't have anymore babies.
She starts to cry
CC: Oh my God. No.
Niles: I'm sorry baby.
They hug
CC: No I'm sorry. I ruined our dream of having a big family.
They pull away a little
Niles: Hey, you didn't do anything like that. We can still have that dream. There is such thing as adoption.
CC: Yeah, but it's not the same.
Niles: Then we'll make it the same. We're gonna have to miss out on the giving birth part but that could work out for the both of us if you're anything like the last time. Plus don't you know older dogs can treat other dogs puppies as there own. So you'll do fine.
They laugh and then start to feed each other
Next scene
Sylvia's apartment living room Sylvia in some red pajamas and Val in some purple pajamas Fran enters in some red and gold pajamas running
Fran: I'm getting married today!
Next scene
Sheffield kitchen
Kids eating breakfast
B: Did you hear something?
They look at each other
Next scene
Sylvia's Apartment Fran's old room
Fran in a blue robe with her hair and make up already done sitting in front of a mirror and Val in a light pink dress
Val: Oh Fran you look so beautiful.
Fran: Thanks sweetie.
Val: This is just like I pictured your wedding day would be.
Fran: I know.
Val: Except I never pictured you being a nanny to a Broadway producer first.
Fran: I know.
Val: Or that you'd get drunk and get married to him in Vegas.
Fran: I know.
Val: Or that you'd get it annulled.
Fran: I know.
Val: Or that you'd have his baby before getting married.
Fran: I know Val!
Val: Boy Fran you know a lot.
Fran: I know.
They laugh
Fran: Ok Val I'm gonna go put on my wedding dress and wait for ma to give that mother daughter talk.
Val: She didn't do that last night?
Fran: Well she started to but she found the chocolate cake Niles dropped off.
Val: Oh.
Fran: Speaking of Val he's gonna drop off CC and the girls. So whateva ya do don't mention b-a-b-i-e-s.
Val has a confused look on her face
Fran: Babies Val!
Next scene
Mansion Living room
Max in a tux and B in a tux Niles enters in a tux too
Max: Ah Niles did the girls get off ok?
Niles: Yes sir.
Max: Well this is it my last minutes as a single man.
B: Don't worry dad no one will notice.
Max gives him a shut up look
Max: So how did telling CC go Niles?
B: Do you even have to ask? Did you no hear them last night and this morning?
Max and Niles: Go wait it the limo.
B groans and exits
Max: How do I look Niles?
Niles: Terrific sir now…
Max: If only I felt terrific.
Niles: What?
Max: Niles do you think I'm…
Niles: Sir before you finish that sentence I'm going to speak to you as a friend and not a butler. Ok?
Max: Alright.
Niles: Good. Now listen here mister, for six years I have dreamed of seeing you and Fran together. I have never seen so much sexual tension. You two got married in Vegas, she gave birth to your daughter! What more do you need to see that you two are meant to be together! Now you are going to marry her if it's the last thing you do!
Max: Jeeze, Niles I was just kidding. But you should've seen you're face, you feel for it.
Niles: Did not.
Max: Did too.
Niles: Did not.
Max: Did too.
Niles: Did not.
They exit saying the arguing
Next scene
Sylvia's apartment Fran's old room Fran in a beautiful white wedding dress that's a little puffy but not too puffy with a long veil Sylvia enters in a light pink dress enters
Sylvia: Come on darling everyone's in the limo and your fathers' glue for his hair only holds for five hours.
Fran: Then why didn't he put it on when we got to the church?
Sylvia: Don't get me started. What's wrong?
Fran: Oh ma do you think I'm…
Sylvia: Yes.
Fran: Ma! Ya didn't even hear wha I was gonna say!
Sylvia: Alright, but this better not take long.
Fran: Jee ma thanks for the comforting. Ma do ya think I'm doing the right thing?
Sylvia: Of course you are sweetheart. Now come on lets go.
Fran: I'm just not sure I'll be able to do it all. I mean being a wife and a mother at the same time for the rest of my life.
Sylvia: I've been doing it for over thirty years. And I know you can do it, maybe even better. Plus if you think about it you've been doing it for the past six years. And I also know that you can walk down that ail and marry that man you love.
Fran: Thanks ma.
They hug
Sylvia: Oh but if you back out I'll kill you with my bare my hands! Love ya.
She exits and Fran looks at herself in the mirror and sighs
Next scene
Church
CC in a light blue dress walk down the ail while pushing the girls who are in a stroller then Gracie and a boy, Maggie and B, then Niles and Val, and then finally Maxwell. Once every one is there "Here comes the Bride" starts to play and Fran walks in. She smiles at max and he smiles back, she then stops smiling and stops walking and every looks concerned as she lifts up her dress a little and walks out of the church.
Max: Fran?
Fran walks faster
Niles: Go after her.
Sylvia: I'll kill her!
Max exits following Fran
When he gets out side he sees Fran in a convertible driving off and he follows her by foot as everyone is out side of the church watching we see Niles and CC standing outside the church
CC: Where's she going?
Niles: I don't know. But we've got to catch her. Quick help me get the family into the limo.
They quickly kiss and split up Niles finds Sylvia
Sylvia: Where did we go wrong Niles?
Niles comforts her as they walk to the limo
Next scene
Max still chasing Fran and he's pretty behind, Max stops to catch his breath and he sees a man on a motorcycle
Max: Excuse me sir but can borrow your motorcycle I've got to catch my bride.
Man: No way man.
And the guy takes off while a young guy who was standing there next to one of those electric chairs with a grocery basket on it, walks over to Max
Guy: Here use this.
Max: Oh thank you.
He gets on and takes off
Guy: Go get her!
Next scene
Max still riding the bike thing chasing Fran who's up ahead and they're now somewhere else outside the city Fran has now diapered and Max still rides trying to find her when he stops and sees Fran's bouquet of flowers on the floor. He stops and picks it up,
Max: Fran?
He looks up and sees Fran standing with Val, Niles, and Nigel while the rest of the family is sitting down on some chairs he walks over to them as a moment like this starts to play
What if I told you
It was all meant to be
Would you believe me,
Max: Nigel?
Nigel: Hello bro. You didn't actually think I'd miss my best bro's wedding did you?
Max: Nigel I'm your only brother.
Nigel: Oh anyway this was all Fran's idea.
Would you agree
It's almost that feelin'
That we've met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come and now...
Max: Fran?
Fran: Hey honey. Welcome to our wedding! To bad there's no here comes the groom song.
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Max: But there's no one here to marry us.
Niles: Actually there is sir.
Max: What? You?
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
Niles: Yes it's actually quite easy. In fact the Banks' butler did it and married himself to Mrs. Banks.
Max: No!
Niles: Yes.
For a moment like this
Fran: Hey, we're here to get married not gossip. That's for the reception.
Everything changes
But beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Max: Right. I believe this belongs to you.
He hands her the bouquet
Fran: But you look so pretty holding it.
They share a small laugh
Well I maybe dreamin'
But 'till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share
Niles: Let's get started, shall we?
For a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Niles: Family, Friends, we're finally here to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. I've know Fran and Maxwell for along time and don't know any other couple that belongs together.
Some people search forever,
Niles: I have been blessed with a beautiful marriage and a beautiful wife for two years next month and we've been able to be there for each other through thick and then and that is my only wish for these two.
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Niles: We're going to start with the rings
Val and Nigel hand Max and Fran the rings
Niles: Now sir, I mean Maxwell repeat after me.
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Niles: I Maxwell
Max: I Maxwell
Niles: Take the Francine
Max: Take the…
Everyone: Francine!
Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this...
Niles: As my wife till death go us part.
Max: As my wife till death do us part.
Niles: Now Fran repeat after me. I Fran,
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Fran: I Fran,
Niles: Take the Maxwell,
Fran: Take the Maxwell,
Some people spent two lifetimes,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
Niles: As my husband till death do us part
Fran: As my husband till death do us part.
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
An watch alarm goes off
Fran: Oy we only have five more minutes here before they charge us extra. Speed it up a little Niles.
Niles: Alright do you take each other?
OHHHH, LIKE THIS
Max: I do.
OHHHH, YEAH, 'cuz people search for every moment yeah.
Fran: I do.
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this.
Niles: By the power invested in me and the internet people, I now pronounce husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.
Ohhhhh, like this.
They kiss
We are now at the Sheffield house in dining room Everyone sitting around (even some that weren't at the actual wedding)
Nigel: I'd like to make a toast to my brother and his flushing bride. Who could've…
Fran: Ok that's a great toast drinky up. I think it's almost time for the father daughter dance. Come on honey lets go find ma and daddy.
Next scene
Sylvia and Uncle Stanley in the kitchen
Fran and Max enter
Fran: Ma have ya seen daddy, it's almost time for the father daughter dance.
Uncle Stanley: Ya know Frannie I could dance with you if ya like.
Fran: Thanks Uncle Stanley but I think I'd like to dance with my father.
Uncle Stanley: What an I chop liver?
Morty enters and we see his face! He's played by the Steve Lawrence
Morty: Someone looking for me?
Fran: Daddy, where've ya been? It's almost time for the father daughter dance.
Morty: You know I don't do that kind of stuff, the singing and dancing. I'm too shy.
Fran: Oh daddy, just be ready in five minutes.
Fran and Max exit to the living room where a lot of people are dancing
Fran: Oh honey I'm so happy we're finally married.
Max: Me too. But darling why do I have to dance with your mother while you dance with your father?
Fran: Well would ya rather dance with ma and be thanked for marrying me, or dance with daddy and listen to him threaten you if you hurt me?
Max: So how much longer before I dance with my mother?
Fran: Oh ya baby.
Phone rings and everyone stops what they're doing
CC: That's probably the doctor.
Niles: Ready?
CC: Yeah.
Everyone goes by the speaker phone
Fran: Hey ya yentas I think they might want some privacy. Go on.
They walk away except for the family
Fran: Don't worry we'll be right here.
CC rolls her eyes Niles answers the speaker phone (remember they lost the portable)
Niles: Sheffield residencies.
Dr. Duncan os: Hello is Chastity Claire Babcock there?
Everyone except Niles and CC: Chastity Claire!
CC: Hello doctor this is CC.
Dr. Duncan os: Hello CC, we've got your results back from the test.
CC: Oh we already know what's wrong with me doctor.
Dr. Duncan os: Well you don't sound very happy about the baby.
Everyone except Yetta and Sylvia: What!
Dr. Duncan os: Congratulations you're pregnant.
Niles and CC look at each other and faint at the same time
Dr. Duncan os: Are they ok?
Max: They're speechless. Thank you doctor.
He hangs up
Fran: Oh My God!
Yetta: At least they went together.
They all roll their eyes
Fran: Wait a minute, Yetta ya send no more babies, and ya agreed with her ma.
Sylvia: Darling if you were paying attention she said no more to that delicious chocolate and caramel cake with milk chocolate frosting, she was eating. She said babies and that's wha I agreed with.
Fran: Well why didn't you tell me!
Sylvia and Yetta: We thought you knew.
Fran rolls her eyes at them and then turns around to see Max, who's trying not to laugh
Fran: Wha's so funny?
Max: Nothing it's just that, you were wrong and there's no way for you to fix it.
Fran: Well don't get used to it. You've got enough stuff to get used to.
Max: Like what?
Fran: Like this.
They kiss
Max: Oh I can't wait for the honeymoon.
Fran: Why wait?
Max: What about the family?
Fran: Just leave that to me. (Yelling) Hey did ya hear about the new Tony Romas that open by the mall? They're having a huge sale, buy three stakes and get one free!
The Fines start to exit
Fran: And their bar is loaded and cheap!
The Sheffield's exit and soon everyone is gone except Fran Max and Niles and CC who are still on the floor unconscious
Max: What about these two?
Points to Niles and CC
Fran: Eh…
She kicks them not too hard of course
Fran: They're out cold.
She takes his hand
Fran: Come on Mr. Sheffield.
Max: Coming Mrs. Sheffield.
Fran: Boy do ya know how to turn me on.
Max lifts her up
Max: Darling this is just the beginning!
They kiss and exit up stairs
Next scene
Max and now Fran's bedroom
Them lying in bed Max asleep with his arms around Fran, who's awake and looks like she's thinking she gets up
Max still half asleep: Fran?
Fran: I'll be right back.
She puts on her blue robe kisses him and exits
(She walks into the nursery, looks at the girls and then Flashbacks that happened in that room)
I
will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life
pass you by
Weep not for the memories
(She now walks into Gracie's and the same thing)
Remember
the good times that we had?
I let them slip away from us when
things got bad
(Then she walks into B's looks at him and flashbacks of things that happened in that room)
How
clearly I first saw you smilin' in the sun
Wanna feel your warmth
upon me, I wanna be the one
(She walks into Maggie's looks at her and then flashbacks too)
I
will remember you
Will you remember me?
(She peeks into hers and Max's room and more memories)
Don't
let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
(She walks in her old bedroom and more flashbacks)
I'm
so tired but I can't sleep
Standin' on the edge of something much
too deep
(She walks to Niles and CC's room listens at the door and then walks in looks at them and more flashbacks)
It's
funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word
We are
screaming inside, but we can't be heard
(She now walks into the kitchen runs her hand on the bar and more flashbacks)
But
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
(Now the dining room and more flashbacks)
Don't
let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
(Then the living room and more flashbacks)
I'm
so afraid to love you, but more afraid to loose
Clinging to a past
that doesn't let me choose
(Then the office she sits on the desk which is empty and more flashbacks)
Once
there was a darkness, deep and endless night
You gave me
everything you had, oh you gave me light
(She gets up and sees Max standing in the door way she walks over to him and they hug)
And
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Fran: It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye
Don't
let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Max: I know. Let's go back to bed.
(They walk out and through the living room)
And
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
(Then up the stairs and more flashbacks)
Don't
let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Weep not
for the memories
Next scene
Airport close up of Fran's face
Fran: I can't believe I'm not gonna see you for three months! I'm gonna miss you so much!
Camera zooms out and we see Fran in a lime green top with a white skirt and jacket holding Chester, while Max in navy colored jacket and pants with a white dress shirt, Niles in a blue dress shirt with beige pants, and CC who's in jeans and a red top with a jean jacket stand there watching her. She hands him to Niles who puts him in the carrier
Woman Announcer os: Flight 122 to Paris now boarding.
CC: That's us.
Fran and Niles hug while CC and Max do the same
Fran: I'm gonna miss ya so much sweetie.
Niles: I'm gonna miss you too.
They let go and Niles walks over to Max and CC over to Fran they hug
CC: Bye Fran.
Fran: Bye. You be careful.
They let go and look over to see Michelle and Jenn hugging they let go too
Fran: Bye Michelle, you watch your mommy and daddy for me ok? Don't let 'em do anything to wild.
Niles carries Michelle and Max does the same with Jenn
Max: Don't forget to call, even if it's just to chat. Day or Night.
Fran: Uh honey, I think they maybe a little busy during the night.
Niles: And hopefully the day.
Fran: I'm even gonna miss that!
She hugs them
CC: I guess we better go.
They start too walk but Fran won't let go of Niles' arm
Max, Niles and CC: Fran!
Fran: Ok. Bye ya guys.
She lets go and is held by Max
Then Niles and CC exit with Michelle and Chester as Just one lifetime starts to play and more flashbacks
Look
at you and there it is.
The ultimate in where it is
And realize
how rare it is
This finding your love.
You try so many
arms
When you are lonely.
To find the one and only.
One day
you turn and he's there.
Amazing how serene it is.
The shade of
evergreen, it is.
Exactly what we mean, it is.
And knew it
would be.
When love like ours arrives
We
guard it with our lives.
Whatever goes astray
When a rainy day
comes around
A love like ours will keep us safe and
sound.
(humming)
When love like ours arrives
We
guard it with our lives.
Whatever goes astray
What rainy day
comes around
Love like ours will keep us safe and sound.
Next scene
House
Maggie wearing the same thing she wore on the finale on the phone with Michel while B wearing the same thing he wore on the finale is carrying her bags which seem to be heavy
B: I miss Niles!
Maggie to phone: I miss you too. No me, No me No me.
B: Oh barf!
He grabs the phone and hangs up
Maggie: Brighton!
She chases him out the door and Grace and Fran wearing the something as they did on the finale, enter
Grace: When are those two ever gonna go up?
Fran laughs
Fran: Honey what's wrong?
Grace: It's just so sad, that we're leaving.
Fran: I know honey but it's for the best.
Grace: Yeah it's like they say one door closes and another opens. Hey look at that (points to the front door)
Fran: Ok no more weekends with Val.
Gracie exits and Sylvia enters wearing a leopard outfit
Sylvia: Morty put on your hair and let's go!
Fran: Ma daddy's already in the car.
Sylvia: Oops force of habit.
Fran sighs
Sylvia: What's wrong?
Fran: I'm sad that we're leaving. This is my home.
Sylvia: I know darling we're leaving our home too, both of them. But we're starting all over again together, everything's going to be alright.
Fran: Oh Ma.
They hug
Sylvia: Ya did hire someone to cook right? Cause there is no way I'm eating your cooking.
Fran: Go wait in the car.
Sylvia exits and Yetta enters wearing the same thing she wore on the finale
Yetta: It's such a beautiful house.
Fran: Yeah.
Yetta: But I think I like your New York one better.
Fran: Yeah the one in New York will always be my favorite she and Yetta walk to the door where Max is standing wearing the same thing like on the finale
Yetta: Good thinking about getting rid of the blonde.
She exits
Max: Well everyone's in the car ready?
Fran: Yeah, I think I'll walk around a little make sure we didn't leave anything behind.
Max: Alright, I love you.
Fran: I love you.
They kiss, then he exits and she sighs then Jenn who's in a jumper holding a cookie comes in from the front door
Fran: Hi sweetie!
She carries her
Fran: Let's see what's in here.
She goes through a box to find her Shades of Orient make up case she sits herself and Jenn on the stairs and then more flashbacks!
Memories
light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories of the
way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles
we gave to one another for the way we were.
Can it be that it
was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we
had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we?
Could
we?
Memories may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to
remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter we
will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The
way we were...
She picks up Jenn walks over to the door looks back and then turns off the light ( Note: notice on the finale she doesn't) and exits
We now see the empty dark house and we hear
Maggie os: Brighton!
B os: Here in the Gracie zone.
Gracie os: You have no idea how complicated I am.
Sylvia os: Ma these are not Fran's children, Fran doesn't have any children, she's not married she's all alone!
Yetta os: I'm sorry I'm late I had to dig up a brassiere that hooks in the front.
CC os: Swine.
Niles os: Chicken.
Max os: Miss Fine!
Fran os: Oh Mr. Sheffield…
The End
Not!
He he he!
We are now in the New Sheffield kitchen and the whole family is sitting around eating Chinese food
Fran os: Ya didn't actually think that's how it would end did ya? Don't ya wanna know aht happened with everyone once we moved to California?
Another
turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the
wrist, directs you where to go
Fran os: Let's start with the kids.
(We see Maggie and Gracie talking while B puts bunny ears on Maggie close up of Maggie)
Fran os: About a year after we moved here Maggie married Michel a underwear model, she then gave birth to twin boys Adrian Luis and Darrin Maxwell. Unfortunately they moved back to the city last year but visit as often as they can.
(close up of B)
Fran os: Now B, went to Harvard, then dropped out then got back in, and is now a director, and helps Max and CC out with the sitcom sometimes. He's still not married and isn't planning to. I think he's afraid of commitment. Hey he is his fathers son.
(close up of Gracie)
Fran os: Now little Gracie, well not so little anymore. She went to Columbia then decided to follow Niles and Max's footsteps and went to Oxford. She's engaged to a nice man named Robert, and is getting married next month weather Max likes it or not.
So
make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question,
but a lesson learned in time
(We now see Sylvia and Morty eating)
Fran os: Ma and Daddy are still happily married. They don't live next door, but about fifteen minutes away, so ma still comes ova a lot. Daddy too, he spends a lot more time with us now, and ma's still eating our food, so some things change and others don't.
It's
something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had
the time of your life.
(We now see Yetta talking to Max)
Fran os: Yetta, finally tied the knot with Sammy, but he travels a lot so she stays with ma a lot of the time. She's still a little well… Yetta, but that's why we love her right?
So
take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a
shelf in good health and good time
(We now see Val opening her fortune cookie)
Fran os: Val's finally married too! She married Fred the pharmacist they also have twins Fred Timothy Jr. and Marie Rachel. Oh yeah and they moved to California a year after we got here.
Tattoos
of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was
worth all the while
(We now see Niles and CC feeding each other with chopsticks)
Fran os: Niles and CC are still married and have cooled down a little. CC still works with Max, and Niles is still our butler, only he's also a writer. He's even written a best seller, and sometimes helps out with episodes for the sitcom. Oh yeah and remember when we all found out CC was pregnant, and they fainted, well it turned out to be twins a boy and a girl, little Lauren Gia and Matthew Charles Babcock. Then a couple of years later they had little Joseph Daniel Babcock. I still don't know what Niles last name is, but I've almost got it. I do miss them a little, they don't live in our guest house or our house, but a next door. I know it's not very far but it's not the same.
It's
something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you
had the time of your life.
(We now see a close up of Max who's eating and listening to Yetta talk)
Fran os: And Max. Oh how I love that man, he's a terrific husband and father. He's now a father to seven kids, the three big ones, Jenn, then after we a year of marriage we had Jonah Samuel and Eve Katherine. I know twins again, it's a good thing we didn't all have them all at the same time or we'd be divorced or widowed. Then we had baby Erica Valerie Sheffield. Max doesn't work as much as he used to, still hates Andrew Lloyd Webber and we still fight sometimes but we make up in new ways, and I usually win when I through in some guilt, like having Jenn before we were married and the thing and more stuff like that. Hey I come from a family who loves to use guilt!
It's
something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you
had the time of your life.
(We now see Fran smiling)
Fran os: And me well, I'm one of those stay at home mom, I still get a little star struck every so often, I'll go to the studio sometimes, when ever Max lets me or ya know when Niles sneaks me in. I've got a great family, beautiful house, terrific friends, and a wonderful husband.
It's
something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you
had the time of your life.
Fran os: So I can't complain, and to think all this happened because, I've got style I've got flair, and that's how I became The Nanny.
Fade out
Now one more song with flashbacks and backstage stuff (use imagination)
We've
come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the
good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you
like
I should-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...
We've
come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the
good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I
should
I have to praise you
I have to praise you
I have
to praise you
I have to praise you like I should
I have to
praise you
I have to praise you
I have to praise you
(la la
la, la la la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la la la)
I have to
praise you
We've come a long, long way together
Through the
hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to
praise you like I should
I have to praise you
I have to
praise you
I have to praise you
I have to praise you
I
have to praise you
I have to praise you
I have to praise you
I
have to praise you like I should
I have to praise you
I
have to praise you (do da do, do da do)
I have to praise you
(la
la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la)
I have to
praise you
(la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
la la)
I have to praise you
(la la la, la la la la la, la
la la la la, la la la la la)
I have to praise you
(la la la, la
la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la)
I have to praise
you
The End
For real
Hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed writing it. Sorry it took so long but I have Algebra this year, ya fill in the blanks. Even though this series is over there may be a lost episode all of a sudden. Once again none of these characters or songs belong to me. Now for my Thankyous. First of all to Jenn, who's been there for me with great comments and helped me out on a lot of these stories, especially this one. Thanks Jenn! Thanks to Renee who's supported me a lot and always sends me emails that cheer me up. Thanks Renee! Thanks to Hollie who is just great with giving comments and helping me out. Thanks Hollie! Thanks to Lauren (buttacupbaby) who is a terrific writer and spread her knowledge to me. Thanks Lauren! And Hugs, Kisses, and thanks to ReginaBina33, who's a great N/CC writer and never stops amazing me. You rock too! Thanks to my family especially my dad for supporting my writing. Thanks to Barb who's made this fantastic Nanny website, for all of us. You're the best Barb. To Michelle, who's been able to put up with me and The Nanny for three years, looking forward to next few years, even though ya might not. To anyone else I might have forgotten, sorry if I did. To the cast and crew of The Nanny, even though I don't know them personally don't know them, but thanks because with out you all of us here would have never "met".
So after twenty four episodes in the series "Friends", that's a wrap!