A/N: Thanks for the feedback, here's the next part of the episode that didn't aired cause I thought I put it in but I didn't... yeah me dumb.
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that...
Episode 2: Not without my Leo! (part 2)
Recap:
(Fade in: Int. Kitchen. Piper's looking at the camera.)
Piper: Hey hoes. So I'm being force to do the recap, even though you all could just go and read the first one, but whatever. So, Prue came back and Leo may be dead now. It's all spooky. Well go on and watch the episode.
(Roll credits. Fade in: Attic. Prue is crying on Leo's chest. Paige and Phoebe look on. Well, actually they're talking about what to do.)
PHOEBE: Trust me, it's not my first. All we have to do is get rid of the body.
PAIGE: Like he Feds aren't suspicious enough.
PRUE: Leo! My one true love!
PHOEBE: Prue, he wasn't your husband.
PRUE: (Standing up.) Well someone has to cry for him. And I don't see Piper anywhere.
(Cut to: Piper's bedroom. We see that there's something or someone on the bed under the sheets. Whatever it is, it's doing something hump-y.)
VOICE UNDER THE SHEETS 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah!
VOICE UNDER THE SHEETS 2: YES! YES! YES!
(Piper enters and blows the bed with them in it up. Now will never know who they were. Oh the shame.)
PIPER: I got to get a new bed.
(Cole shimmers in.)
COLE: Hello, love.
PIPER: It was about time you got here.
(They hugged and make out. Alyssa storms in.)
ALYSSA: What the fuck? Why is Piper getting all the action?
ALEX: (Off screen.) It's in her contract.
ALYSSA: Well... then... I quit!
(She storms off the set. Julian and Holly look on.)
HOLLY: Should we go after her?
ALEX: (Off screen.) Um... I'll be back. Change scene!
(Cut back to the attic. Rose and Brian are talking. Shannen is picking her nose.)
BRIAN: Yeah, many don't remember, but I did do the Return to the Blue Lagoon.
ROSE: Wow, how nude did you go?
BRIAN: Well...
SHANNEN: Holy shit! We're taping!
(They all resumed 'acting'.)
PAIGE: Oh Leo... you were such a great whitelighter.
PRUE: But a sucky Elder.
PAIGE: But that's mostly cause Elders suck in general.
PRUE: True.
LEO: Yeah. That's so true.
ROSE: You're supposed to be dead.
BRIAN: Sorry.
(Leo goes completely limp. Prue seems to suddenly think in something. She starts to drag Leo's body out of the attic.)
PAIGE: What are you doing?
PRUE: Um... you'll see.
(She exits with Leo's body. Paige stands alone.)
PAIGE: Well, this sucks.
(She taps her foot and folds her arms. Dan shimmers in.)
DAN: Yo.
PAIGE: You are...?
DAN: I'm Piper's true love.
PAIGE: Yet another love for Piper.
DAN: You ok?
(Paige jumps him and starts to make out with him. Um... yeah. Cut to the living room. Piper is watching cartoons.)
PIPER: (Singing along.) Fighting crime, trying to save the world, here they come just in time, the Powerpuff girls!
(Prue walks down the stairs and gets a pair of handcuffs from the coat closet. Piper turns to see.)
PIPER: Watcha doing?
PRUE: (shifty.) Nothing. Just chilling.
PIPER: Wanna watch Beverly Hills 90210 with me?
PRUE: Pre or post Brenda?
PIPER: Pre.
PRUE: Sure!
(They both sit. The show plays on TV. We watch with them.)
BRENDA: Me! ME! MEEEEEEEE!
(We cut back to the girls.)
PRUE: She's such a roll model.
(Piper rolls her eyes.)
End.