Dekiru Otoko ga suki… Nanda?
Chapter 3: Food for the Kamis
AN: Wow… I tell ya what, wow… how long have I been stalling this story? O.o -bows and grovels- Gomen! Gomen! Gomen! I'm soooO sorry! I'm sorry that the update took too long. I've been so busy with a lot of things lately. (ie school; projects; other fics; Kenken's boyfriend XP … etc…). I'm really sorry. But, hold on to your seats 'cuz this chapter's gonna be great!XD (-gulps- I hope.) Soooo… sit back relax and enjoy the show.
This is dedicated to Gillie! XD Thank you for supporting this crappy story of mine. huggles
I'm sooooO sorry that I've kept you hanging there for a while. ; ehehe… -shields herself with a book-
Please don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. I don't own ice cream either! –cries-
Aya's POV
Have you ever experience the heat of hottest day of the summer?
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp…"
You know – the kind of heat that will make you sweat; that your shirt'll stick to your skin?
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
The time of day that you would wait outside of your house waiting for the ice cream truck to go around your block when you were still a kid?
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
That kind of heat that would make you crave for just a popsicle.
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
A strawberry flavored frizzy wizzy popsicle that melts so fast that you have to suck it now and then. That it drips on the side of your mouth down and down to your chin.
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
Yup – that kind.
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
What's with my obsession with popsicles you ask?
"Shlurp shlurp shlurp"
Well let me take you back… Waaaaay back… back to 10 mins ago…
-Cue in the fuzzy blurry effect and cool dreamy music-
The store bell ringed merrily as a tall lanky blond entered the Koneko no Sumu Ie.
"Yo! Tadaima!" Yoji called out to his team mates. "I'm back."
"What took you so long Yoji?" Ken asks him, the late comer, while dropping the hose and getting all the grocery bags from Yoji.
"The right question here is: 'Where have you been?'." Aya said from the counter with his arms crossed, eyeing him with his trusty patented glare.
The blond gave him a toothy grin. "Eh… It's so hot today, sooo I figured I'd buy us some ice cream." was his answer.
"Ice cream?" Omi suddenly appeared out of nowhere when he heard the word. The kid was covered in dirt from head to toe that made him look like he's been digging in a tunnel for months "Where? Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!XD" he jumped and almost glomped the other blond.
"Whoa whoa whoa – hold your horses!" Yoji outstretched his hand and pushed the boy by the forehead making a disgusted look. "What the heck have you been doing chibbi? And why are you so… filthy?"
Omi merely tilted his head and blinked. "Eh? I was out back in the greenhouse. Man… those plants are really hard to uproot. And boy, am I starving!"
"Not until you clean yourself." Yoji pushed him back when Omi was about to tackle him again.
Ken chuckled. "Just give the kid his ice cream Yotan."
Omi turned around and smiled at the klutz. "I'm glad you're feeling better Ken-kun."
Ken paused blinked two times and merely smiled back. A very charming smile…
"Ok, gather 'round kids! 'Cuz uncle Yotan's gotta treat for ya." Yoji shouted. "And that includes you Aya." He quickly snapped before Aya could make his escape to the back room.
Omi got his Triple Choco Chocolate Fudge and disappears again to the greenhouse out back. Then he gave Aya a pint of caramel vanilla ice cream, just the plane one. And last but not the least… He gave Ken what he didn't expect at all…
"Err… A popsicle?" Ken stared at the ice drop.
Yoji tsks and wiggled his finger back and forth. "tsk tsk tsk tsk… - Not just any popsicle Kenken," he said knowingly as he draped his arm around the brunette's shoulder. "Its strawberry flavored." He whispered and winked.
Ken had to bite back a blush at what the playboy just said. His face turned into a few more shades of red before it turned into a manically irritated grin. "Ohh… iii-is that sso?" He said through gritted teeth.
Yoji grinned. "It's your favorite isn't it?" XD
Ken grinned back in an irritated sort of way. "eheheheh…" he mock chuckled. Ken leaned to the blonde's ear and whispered in gritted teeth. "What the hell are you trying to make me pull off Yoji?"
"You want his attention right? Then go get'im tiger!" He whispered back in a hiss and patted Ken on the back making him cough and loose his balance.
"The fuck Yoji?"He hissed back but he was only greeted by an all-knowing smirk and a thumb's up.
Ken stared at the piece of flavored ice, sighed and reluctantly teared the wrapper off. It was just a plain ice Popsicle, nothing special. Flavored in strawberry and colored in a flush of red food coloring (making Ken think of a certain someone's mane) resting upon a wooden stick. It was a pleasant thing to look at, that would make any sweet-tooth's mouth water.
First, Ken licked just the tip, making sure that it was edible. That single stroke from his tongue made him crave for more of the sweet delight. He placed the whole thing in his mouth and started to suck and slurp it. He had to internally giggle on what was it like taste a certain redheaded man of his dreams… would it be this kind of taste too?
Little did he know that from the corner of familiar amethyst eyes, he was being watched.
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"…"
I stared…
"…"
and stared…
I couldn't help myself. I tried to look away. I did. I really did. And yet he lures me to those annoying slurping sounds he's making. I'm at the brink of insanity here! I wanna go hide in my room and stay there for a few hours, but I can't. People might suspect me of something. – Or rather – Yoji might suspect me of something. If I take anymore of this, I swear I'm going to have a nose bleed.
I take in a deep breath and try to concentrate on the begonias I've been watering for… I don't know… ten minutes?
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1…
O.o Gah! The flowers! I quickly turned the hose off and drop it on the floor. Oh no… I must've drowned them by now. Geez, this is so unlike me. I saw Yoji from the corner of my eye nudging Ken and whispering something to the brunette's ears, chuckling.
That bastard! Laugh at me will he? Someday I'm gonna kill him for sure! Damn…
"neee… Aya yu okah1? –slurp- " asked a voice.
I froze. I know that voice well.
. No… No! I don't want to turn around! I don't want to look at him! I don't I don't I don't I don't!
"Aa." I said, without looking at him as I turned my attention to the wet floor as I got a cloth out from my apron pocket. This seemed a good answer. At least I didn't have to look at him.
But to my surprise and dismay, he took the cloth from my hands and started to wipe the floor with it, with the ice popsicle still hanging from his sucking mouth.
"Le me halp ya wiz za.2 –slurp-" he said, spraying some of the red juice out to the side of his mouth.
He was making a mess, an even bigger mess. I think Ken is not the kind of person that do well in multitasking. He's dripping strawberry juice all over the wet floor! God! But that's not the annoying thing… no… He had to crawl on the floor on all fours, his ass slightly sticking up, and that long strawberry popsicle being sucked in his mouth. And if that's not a thing that would make you hard, then I don't know what.
Lately this guy has been driving me crazy! First, I hear him moan every night, making the most erotic sounds that I ever heard and I couldn't get enough sleep because of that. When I go out to wash myself I found him leaning against the bathroom door with a towel around his waits. Secondly, the next day, he had to go all clumsy and cute with braking 10 fucking pots! And thirdly, he sprayed coffee all over my new white polo shirt. – Oh wait, I was really mad about that. – But anyway, my point is… uh… uhm…err… What was my point again?
I couldn't get a single coherent thought out of my head. Why? –sigh- Ken had started to wipe the floor in a slow rhythmic motion. Front then back. Front then back… over and over… His ass just mere inches from my thighs. I watch him intently, my eyes boring on his back. I swear I want to fuck him right then and there.
O.o holy…wait! I did not just think that! What the hell is happening to me? When did ken have that kind of affect in me? Why him of all people?
I take a deep breath and tried to compose myself before I do something stupid.
Just then, I heard a clinging of bells and in come Manx, with all her mini-skirt glory. Oh thank the gods! Never was I happy to see Manx in my life. … Not that I will ever like her that much. I hated the slutty bitch the first time I laid my eyes on her. I was only glad to have some excuse not to having to look at him.
As always, she lifts up her shades and dangled a video tape in front of us. "We have a mission, boys."
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Ken's POV
Phew! I thought I was going to die there for a second. I was nervous and sacred the whole time. I knew I shouldn't let Yoji talk me into this. It was a bad idea from the start. I don't know how long I will still last with this whole "Seduce Aya Mission".
Thank gods that Manx came, or else I would've been dead by now. I know that I was making a mess on the floor, and boy did I feel Aya's Super Ultra Mega Over to the Max Death Glare™ boring on my back. I don't think that I'm doing a very good job at seducing him. I'm only making him more annoyed by the second rather than doing the seducing.
I suck the last few remnants of the "Popsicle of Doom". I wish I had more though, I think I kinda like strawberry now. XD I guess that's why Omi loves strawberry Pocky so much. I lick at the last few drips of juice on the wooden stick as I made my way to the mission room.
"Hayaku shiro yo." Said a deep voice behind me. I know that voice all to well. Why hadn't I notice Aya was right there behind me all that time! Shit. And there was I was daydreaming about Pockies while he was right behind me. Damn. I swear I looked stupid.
"Go-gomen." I stuttered and quickened my pace down the spiral staircase.
I landed with a soft thud on the couch with one of my legs swinging on the floor as I played with the popsicle stick in my mouth. There was still little flavor left in it so I sucked it until there was none left. Aya took to lean on the wall beside the couch just parallel to my position. And the others sat where ever they wanted to sit. I was actually surprised to see Omi squeaky clean again. I saw Yoji sit on the bean bag while giving me a wink. I roll my eyes.
The room went dark as Manx placed the tape in the player and we watched quietly as Persia appeared faceless on the screen.
"Weiss, I have a new mission for you. And this time it will be a little difficult from all the other missions that you have done in the past."
"Well whoop ti doo, what is it now this time?" Yoji said sarcastically.
"Shut up Yoji." I spat.
"Lately there have been numerous murders of innocent young men that have been reported to the local police in the vicinity." Pictures of naked bloody bodies of young teenage boys were flashed on the screen. "Most of them were near Shinjuku. But there have also been reports from different districts in and around Tokyo. The bodies were found near bridges and/or canals. Autopsies show that there have been many lacerations on their bodies, making it clear that they have been tortured, taken advantage of, or in other words, raped."
There was a pause where some more of the pictures were shown. A sudden pang of anger coursed through me as I saw the photos flash on the screen. The ones who did these are seriously sick. They don't deserve to live.
"After being raped or rendered unconscious, they cut open their stomachs; steal organs, like hearts, kidneys etc, and sell them to the black market. They discard the bodies by throwing them to rivers or streams leaving them to drown or die. The masterminds of this unforgivable crime are yet unknown and it's up to you to investigate who the culprits are.
Weiss, hunters of the dark, steal these dark beasts of their future."
The tape ended and the lights came on. Manx was the first one to speak. "The victims of these cases were said to be in night clubs and bars," she informed as she distributed the file folders of the mission. "where they were said to be seduced lured then drugged by men."
"Wait, you mean to say that the culprits are maybe… oh how do you say… uhm… homosexuals?" Omi asked from his chair.
"Not to mention pedophiles…" Yoji drawled.
"That may appear to be the case but we may not be sure. The mastermind of this organization may well be a woman, but who is to say." She shrugged. "On the other hand, they're not necessarily pedophiles because they abduct young men ranging from the age 16 to late twenties, depending if the victim is well… attractive."
"I see." Omi piped.
"Well then this is a dangerous mission!" Yoji suddenly stood up from his seat. "You mean to say that we, - four drop dead gorgeous florists, risk our lives to be killed by gay psychos?" he said melodramatically prancing about the room with his fingers in his hair. At this I had to roll my eyes. "I will not allow it!"
"This is not a game Balinese." Manx huffed while shoving the brown envelope to Yoji's stomach. "Take this mission seriously."
"Oof – yeah yeah whatever…" Yoji sighed.
I look at the mission envelope on my lap and took out the files inside. I surveyed the paper before Manx spoke again.
"In there, are the lists of bar clubs and hot spots where most of the abductions took place." She continued.
"Now hold a fucking minute here." Yoji raised a hand as if asking a teacher in class. "These are all gay bars! Don't tell me we have to really go there?"
"Well it doesn't matter if you take the mission or not Balinese, you could just back out if you want. As For the rest of you," she turned to us, me, Aya and Omi. "Are you three willing to go for it?"
To my surprise, Aya was the first one to agree by making a monosyllabic tone while nodding. Omi stood up and raised his hand, saying that he wanted to avenge his classmate's death – or something like that.
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute here." Yoji suddenly spoke. "It might be too dangerous Omittchi. I don't think that you should go."
"But it's my job to do so Yoji-kun. You can't not make me." Omi reasoned.
The darn playboy sighed and rubbed his temples. "Fine. If Omi goes then I'll go. Somebody has to watch out for the kid." He said, winking at Omi's direction, making the young shonen blush.
"Alright that settles it." Manx said, while placing her hands on her hips. "And that only leaves Siberian to decide."
I pause for a moment of thought. I really didn't want to get involved in this mission. I wouldn't want to get involved with gay psychos, but Yoji suddenly nudged me making me stand up from my seat. I glare at him with my I-am-so-going-to-kill-you-for-this glare, but he tossed this aside and winked at me.
I sigh, close my eyes and raise my hand in a sort of surrender. "Aa, I'm up for it."
"Well then. Now that everything's clear I leave you boys to you're investigation. Good luck Weiss." With this she leaves without another word out of the mission room. Omi stands up from his chair and runs straight for the computer.
I sit back again on the couch with a huff and sigh. I find Yoji grinning at me mischievously, god only knows what he's thinking of in that perverted mind of his. Great… Why do I have a feeling that things are going to be very very bad? I suddenly watch Aya glare at Yoji… and then at me then I suddenly felt myself blush as I bite my lip. I gulp. Oh boy…
The ice prince then shrugged and scoffed he way up the spiral staircase.
Things aren't looking out or me.
TBC!
AHA! Sorry that that took to long to post here! I'm really sorry! It's just that I got tones of schoolwork and I've got other stuff to worry about, so… I'm really sorry! –bows again and again-
Darn. I've even forgotten to put some things in here too, like for example, the Giant Teddy Bears of Doom! Whaaa! I'm sorry Omi! I promise to put that in other chapters.
But anyway, I'm really pleased at how this story's turn out to be. The gay murder thing just popped out of my head for no apparent reason. Eheheh…XD I guess working under pressure cures my writer's block.
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