Mid Summer's Night Dream
Chapter 8
Author: Well this is the last chapter. I only wrote this because I went to a drama camp and we did this play. I played the wall which is played by Ginkotsu. The other author of this story was one of the faeries which was Kagura. Well I hope you liked the story.
Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Kagome, Inuyasha, Kaede, Kikyo and ? sat in the audience. "So please Bankotsu, tell us what's the stories about?" asked Kirara.
"You can talk!" yelled Sango, shocked. (The person Kirara played only had one line)
Meow.
"Gentles," started Bankotsu. "This man is Pyramus," Suikotsu stood forward. "This beauteous lady, Thisbe." Renkotsu stepped forward. He was wearing the most awful pink dress you could ever imagine. "This man, with moss all over him is Wall" Ginkotsu drove forward. "The vile Wall which made these lovers was broken apart and through the Wall's chink, they whispered. This cross dresser is Moonshine" Jakotsu stepped forward. "With the help from Moonshine did these lovers meet at Ninus' tomb, there to woo. This grisly beast" Mukotsu stepped forward with a small roar. "Is the lion that scared Thisbe away and as she ran away some of here clothes tore. The lion, with blood in his mouth, did stain. Pyramus came to find his beloved clothes stained with blood. He took his sword and stabbed it in his chest. And Thisbe, took his dagger, and killed herself. And that's everyone." The all go back stage while Ginkotsu gave his speech.
"In some weird twisted fate, that I, Ginkotsu, present a wall. And I'm just like any wall you would think. I have a crannied hole or chink, through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisbe, did whisper often, very secretly." Suikotsu came on stage.
"Oh night, how can you be so black – alack, alack, alack! I fear that Thisbe has forgotten her promise!" He looked at the wall and started stroking the back of his head. "Oh wall, oh lovely wall." He stroked hard. "That stands between me and my love. Oh wall, oh lovely wall" Ginkotsu felt like he was being molested. "Show me your chink, through which my eye can see my love." Ginkotsu, tired of being touched, held up a hole in the wall. "Thank you, most courteous wall. But what do I see? Nothing." Renkotsu came on stage. He spoke in the highest pitched voice he could.
"O wall, you have often heard my moans for my love. I don't ever want to leave Pyramus."
"I hear a voice. Now I'll look through the chink to see my Thisbe face. Thisbe!"
"My love!"
"Oh, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall." They were trying to kiss through the chink. (Yes I had to guys make out with my hands . eww) Ginkotsu was discussed. (I was too!)
"I kiss the wall's hole, but not your lips at all." said Renkotsu.
"Will you meet me at Ninus tomb?
"Let's hurry!" They both run off in opposite directions.
"Thus have I, wall, my part being over with, and, being done, I wall will go." Ginkotsu drives of set.
"Here come two noble beasts, a man and a lion." said Miroku. At that moment Jakotsu and Mukotsu entered. Mukotsu was giving his speech.
"You ladies who are afraid of the littlest mouse now must be trebling at my sight and my roar. But know that I, Mukotsu, if I come on stage, I will take pity on you and try not to scare you."
"A Very Gentle beast, and of a good conscience." said Miroku. "Let us here from the moon."
"All that I have to say is to tell you, that the lantern is the moon and I am the man on the moon." Inuyasha looked at Jakotsu. He began to blush. Inuyasha was about to speak and he was hoping it was praise for him. Sadly enough it wasn't.
"Here comes Thisbe." Renkotsu got on stage.
"This is Ninus tomb. Where is my love?" Mukotsu just realized it was his cue.
"Oh, roar." He chased after Renkotsu.
"Well roared, lion" said Inuyasha.
"Well shone, moon." said Sango. Jakotsu was disappointed and jealous that Inuyasha praised Mukotsu and Sango praised him. Suikotsu was on stage.
"Sweet Moon, I thank you for shining so bright; and by your gracious gleams I will see my love's sight. But what! What dreadful thing do we have here! My love's clothes, stained with blood? Oh, why, nature, did the lion do this? Since the vile lion had deflowered my dear: whish is – no, no – which was the fairest dame, that I loved. Out sword, and wound my chest. Stab my heart so it stops. Thus I die, thus, thus, thus. Now I am dead, now I am fled, my soul is in the sky. Tongue, lose my light, moon take your flight." Jakotsu leaves. "Now I die, die, die, die, die, die." He drops dead. Renkotsu comes in.
"Asleep, my love." He realized that he was dead. "What, dead, my dove? Oh Pyramus, arise! Speak, speak! Quite dumb? Dead? Dead? Tongue, not a word!" He leans down and makes out with Suikotsu. Bankotsu slapped his head. He wasn't really supposed to kiss Suikotsu. Suikotsu broke character and his legs shot up and wrapped around his waist then died. "Come, trusty sword, come, blade, my breast imbrue! Adieu, adieu, adieu." He dies. The audience stood up and clapped. Suikotsu pushed Renkotsu off.
"Will it please you to see the epilogue?" asked Suikotsu.
"No epilogue," answered Miroku. "I say, your play doesn't need one. For when the players are all dead, there is no need to blame anyone." The entire actors left. The Shikon jewel shards were well protected which made Bankotsu pissed. Sesshoumaru and Naraku entered.
"Hand in hand, with faerie grace, we will dance and bless this place." said Naraku.
"So shall all the couples in love go away and shall not be seen by break of day. (That means everyone gunna get some. Heh heh. Shakespeare sex joke.) After Sesshoumaru and Naraku do their dance everyone leaves except for Jaken.
"If we spirits have offended, you remember that it's all mended. People only just slept here while these visions did appear. Honest Jaken, people do call, so goodnight to you all." He vanishes.
The End