A/N: I updated. Not much else to say. Oh yeah! Alyssa somehow is back... wait till the cast finds out... oooh.
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that...
Episode 5: She's back!
Teaser:
(Int. Attic. The cast is not ready... what shocker. Holly and Rose are talking.)
HOLLY: So what did you REALLY see in Marilyn Manson?
ROSE: Well, if you really want to know, he-
ALEX: (Off screen.) Guys? The show?
BRIAN: (Obviously just now giving the script a glance.) Alex! You're supposed to give a countdown!
ALEX: (Off screen.) I did. You were to busy text messaging Julian to notice!
BRIAN: Well, he hardly comes around here, we're working in both Charmed and this show, why can't he do the same?
ALEX: (Off screen.) Brian, get it through your head, Julian is not your friend! He has stated many times that he hates you.
BRIAN: (Tearing up.) No he doesn't...
HOLLY: And here comes the water works.
BRIAN: (suddenly angry.) You know, I had just about enough of your lip, Comps!
HOLLY: What are you going to do about it bitch?
ALEX: (Off screen.) Action!
PIPER: Leo, I love you so much.
LEO: You're my soul mate, Piper.
(They kiss. So much love. So much irony. Paige gags.)
PAIGE: What are we doing here again?
PIPER: We're guarding the Book.
PAIGE: Oh.
(Pause.)
PAIGE: Where is the Book?
(Cue cryptic music.)
ALEX: (Off screen.) Beautiful! Roll credits!
(Roll credits. Alyssa's back on them! Fade in: Phoebe's room. Prue is going through Phoebe's closet. Phoebe walks in.)
PHOEBE: Hey, Prue.
PRUE: Hey, Phoebe. (-Does a double take-) Wait a sec! What the hell are you doing here? Alex!
ALEX: (Off screen.) We'll speak after the show.
PRUE: Precious!
(Precious shimmers in.)
PRECIOUS: Yo.
PRUE: Kill Phoebe!
PRECIOUS: Why?
PRUE: You're the Source, aren't you?
PRECIOUS: Yeah, but why am I going to kill my own sister?
PRUE: Um, you killed me and tried to kill them afterwards.
PRECIOUS: Details, details.
PHOEBE: Could you guys get out of my room?
BOTH: Shut up!
(Paige orbs in.)
PHOEBE: Do people just forget how to walk in this house?
PAIGE: GUYS! The Book is missing!
(Cue dramatic music. Prue slaps Phoebe.)
PHOEBE: Ow.
PRUE: What do you mean "missing"?
PAIGE: What else could "missing" mean?
PRECIOUS: You guys are such asses.
(She flames out. Yep. Precious flames too.)
PRUE: To the attic!
(Cut to: Attic. Piper and Leo are making out. The sisters orb in.)
PIPER: (Pushing Leo off.) Guys! Knock first or something!
PAIGE: Oh would you guys get a room already.
PRUE: NO! No more with the sex! We have to find the Book! Zankou's probably behind this.
PIPER: What? Oh, we found the Book. It was behind the couch.
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. I left it there.
(Pause.)
PIPER: When did she comeback?
PHOEBE: Piper, I'm right here.
PIPER: (Ignoring Phoebe.) That's nice, Phoebe. Prue, answer my question.
PRUE: How should I know?
PIPER: Well all the bad stuff happens when you're around!
(Prue cries. Paige sighs.)
PAIGE: Dan!
(Dan shimmers in.)
DAN: Yes, love?
PAIGE: Get me out of here.
(Dan and Paige shimmer/orb out.)
PIPER: (Fuming.) She's dating Dan?
LEO: Isn't anyone going to ever wonder why Dan can shimmer?
PRUE: Shut up, Leo!
PHOEBE: Is great to be back.
(Fade to black. Ending music.)
End.