A/N: ok, I know, where the hell was I? would you nbbelieve coma? Ok, no. Fine, I've been bad, but hey life gets in the way, you know if it were up to me I would just write fanfic but it's not up to me, it's up to... I don't know... um anyway, I'll update all my others this next week and I'm also starting yet another fic... I'm so going to get backed up. Review so I see you care!
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that…
Episode 6: Don't you just love previously ons?
PRUE: (Off Screen.) Previously on Charmed! If you can still call it that…
(Fade in: Manor living room. Piper and Leo are fighting ninjas!)
PIPER: (blowing a ninja up) Leo, watch out!
(Leo gets stabbed with a sword. Cut to: Hospital bed. Prue's lays in a coma. Paige and Andy are there.)
PAIGE: Face it, she's never going to wake up!
(Andy slaps Paige. Cut to: Piper's bedroom. Piper walks in on Leo in bed with Phoebe!)
LEO: Piper! Is not what it looks like!
(Cut to: Attic. Patty is on the floor in a pile of blood. Jack Sheridan stares in horror.)
JACK: Who did this to you!
GRAMS: You did, dumbass!
(Cut to: Hell. Paige and Prue are fighting each other with knifes.)
PAIGE: Tell me where it is!
PRUE: Never!
(Paige pushes Prue and she falls in a crater. Cut to: Bathroom. Cole is wearing a pink thong. Prue walks in.)
PRUE: Oh my GOD!
(Cut to: Magic School. Paige is disabling a bomb.)
PAIGE: What do you mean cut the blue wire! They're all blue!
(Cut to: Interrogation room. Prue and Darryl are interrogating Phoebe. Prue slaps Phoebe hard.)
PRUE: Tell us who you're working for!
PHOEBE: Ok, ok. I work for-
(Cut to: Golden Gate Bridge. Wyatt and Chris argue.)
CHRIS: You can't play god!
WYATT: I am God!
(Holly Marie Combs flames in.)
HOLLY: Correction! I'm GOD!
(She shoots lightning at Wyatt. Cut to: Courtroom. The judge is about to delivered his sentence.)
JUDGE: Phoebe Halliwell, I hereby sentence you to shave your whole head to pay for the atrocious crimes against your hair.
PHOEBE: I want to appeal!
(Cut to: Piper's bedroom. Piper walks in on Leo in bed with Prue!)
LEO: Piper! Is not what it looks like!
(Cut to: Police department. Darryl is holding up Zankou.)
ZANKOU: You don't want to shoot me!
DARRYL: Why the hell not?
ZANKOU: Cause I'm your father!
(Cut to the attic. The charmed ones are making potions. The window opens and Dawson enters.)
DAWSON: Oops! Wrong set!
PRUE: Isn't your show like over?
DAWSON: Good point.
(Cut to: Volcano. Paige is about to fall and is holding on with one hand. Prue kneels on the edge.)
PAIGE: Give me your hand!
PRUE: Give me the ring!
(Cut to: Piper's bedroom. Piper walks in on Leo in bed with Cole!)
LEO: Piper! Is not what it looks like!
(Cut to: Elder land. Piper and Prue are throwing potions at Elders and killing them all off.)
ODIN: Stop this insanity!
PIPER: Go to hell!
(Piper blows his head off. Cut to: Dan's house. He's eating cereal.)
DAN: I just love my cocoa pops!
(He's shot dead. Leo appears from the bushes, blowing smoke from a shotgun. Cut to: foyer. Piper answers the door. It's the mailman.)
MAILMAN: Here's your mail.
PIPER: Thank you!
(Cut to: Piper's bedroom. Leo walks in on Piper in bed with Tom Welling.)
PIPER: Leo! It's totally what it looks like, you ass!
(Cut to: Helicopter. Leo falls out and the helicopter explodes. Cut to: Beach. Prue chases Phoebe with a gun.)
PRUE: You will not get away again!
PHOEBE: Bite me!
(Phoebe crashes in to Jack. They both stumble and fall off a cliff. Cut to: Lab. Piper sees through her microscope.)
PIPER: At this rate the virus will contaminate the entire state in a matter of seconds!
(Cut to the manor living room. The sisters are panicking.)
PRUE: We're not going to make it!
PAIGE: It's coming!
PHOEBE: I love you guys!
PIPER: God helps us all!
(The manor suddenly blows up. Fade to black.)
PRUE: (Off screen.) And now Tonight's Charmed if you can still call it that…
(Fade in: The four charmed ones sit in the living room watching TV.)
PIPER: Yesterday was weird.
PRUE: Yep it was.
PAIGE: Strange.
PHOEBE: And busy.
PIPER: Oh well.
(Fade to black.)
End.