A/N: I'm baaaaaack! Where was I? Um... well IO was walking on the street one day and I bumped into Shannen doherty and long story short I was rescueed from her basement last night. Woo me! I'll try and see what I can update and hopefully ppl are still reading my stuff. Well, I'm starting new stuff too, but not today. well, review this, cuase I'm taking the whole thing to the old school charmed days, you'll see!
Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that…
Episode 8: She had enough! (Part 1)
(Fade in: Int. Living room. The four sisters are playing Monopoly. And if you have siblings, you know it's not going well.)
PRUE: What do you mean you don't have the money? (She raises her hand at Phoebe.) Pay up or I'll kill you!
PHOEBE: All I got are my two properties! My money ran out when I went to Paige's stupid hotel.
PAIGE: Hey, it's not my fault you don't have luck with the dice.
PIPER: My turn!
(Piper throws the dice. Double sixes. She moves pass go and collects 200$. Piper uses it to buy three more properties.)
PIPER: I'm so kicking your capital asses!
PAIGE: Rub it in, why don't you.
PHOEBE: That's what she just did.
PAIGE: I know. It was an expression.
PHOEBE: A sex pressing?
PIPER: I get another turn according to this card and 500$.
PRUE: Oh you have got to be shitting me!
(In the background Zankou walked up the stairs, heading for the attic. Precious came in and saw him.)
PRECIOUS: Um, guys?
PRUE: How the hell did you get so good at this?
PIPER: Cause I rule.
PRECIOUS: Guys!
PAIGE: Here we go again…
PHOEBE: We're going somewhere?
PRUE: You know what, I had it! You do not rule!
(Gasp! Roll credits. Fade in: Right where we left.)
PAIGE: Did she just say what I think she said?
PHOEBE: I'm scared.
PIPER: What did you say!
PRUE: You heard me! You DON'T rule! In fact, you SUCK!
(Double gasp!)
ALEX: (Off screen.) Guys, let's all calm down here.
PIPER: I suck! I SUCK! Excuse me? I'm not the lame ass sister who died! I took care of the family and had two kids who are going to be hot enough to model, P3 is the most bitching club in San Francisco and I'm the only one of you guys that's married! I also and a way better leader of the Charmed ones and can blow anyone up! I rule!
FANS: (Off screen.) Hail Piper!
PRUE: It's always the death thing with you! Did you forget what a wimp you were back when I was alive! You coward stupid face!
PIPER: Well, at least I can take a hit! What's wrong with you? (Mocking baby voice.) Did the little wall cause irreversible brain damage? Poor little Prue can get hit by a little wooden wall?
PAIGE: That was harsh.
PRUE: Stay out of this pasty ho face!
PAIGE: Don't start with me, Halliwell.
PHOEBE: Guys don't fight!
PRECIOUS: Phoebe's right. Zankou-
PRUE: You know what, Piper? You are not God!
(Prue suddenly astral projects.)
ASTRAL PRUE: (Demon voice.) But I am.
(Astral Prue waves her hand and TK's her four sisters all around the room. Piper falls on the couch. Paige hits the coffee table in the corner. Precious hits the clock. Phoebe hits the collection of knifes that someone had placed for no reason there. A biker rides through the door and Astral Prue hops on his back.)
BIKER DOOD: Welcome back, baby.
ASTRAL PRUE: Let's leave this place.
PHOEBE: Prue, get your astral ass back here!
PAIGE: Hmm, déjà vu all over again.
(The ride off, pulling the table cloth with them, knocking down the wedding cake on the floor. The sisters get up and stare at each other confused.)
PRECIOUS: Where did that wedding cake come from?
(Leo enters with a big grim on his face.)
LEO: It took me 12 hours, but I finally made a replica of our wedding cake for our anniversary! (Off the girls looks.) What?
(Leo turns to see the mess that was formally known as his wedding cake. He falls on his knees and cries his puffy eyes out. What a drama queen. Close up of his poor broken hearted face. Piper looks at the door.)
PIPER: Paige, could you do that annoying spell you do to make our lives easier?
PAIGE: Let the object of objection-
ALEX: (Off screen.) Hold it! We're low on budget this week so you guys are going to have to cool it with your powers.
PHOEBE: But we have to stop Prue!
ALEX: (Off screen.) Yeah. Just do it old school charmed like. Without so many effects. Oh, and Paige, the orbing thing is expensive so you're blinking from now on.
PAIGE: Aw man.
PRECIOUS: Guys, can we focus here!
PIPER: I'm sorry Precious, did Prue destroying Leo's anniversary surprise for me and telling me that I suck interrupt you?
PRECIOUS: As a matter a fact, yes! Zankou was heading up the stairs!
PIPER: Well, you guys are three, take care of it! Cause if I remember correctly, I'm supposed to leave angrily and go get hammered at the club. See ya!
(Piper exits, stepping on Prue's body.)
PRECIOUS: I'll shimmer to the attic.
ALEX: (Off screen.) Blink! Cheaper!
PRECIOUS: But I don't know how to fucking blink!
PAIGE: Well, Valerie, you're going to have to learn since we got to stop Brenda before someone gets hurt!
(The ending music starts playing.)
PHOEBE: Guys! Guys!
PAIGE: What Phoebe?
(Fade to black.)
PHOEBE: (Off screen.) This is a cliffhanger!
PRECIOUS: (Off screen.) Shit.
To be continued…