A/N: Ok, I'm not putting off updating my other fics but since this one's already done I might as well post it already! The season finale will come soon, you may want to fill e in what you want for the second season on your reviews! That's right, season 2!

Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that…

Episode10: She had enough! (Part3)

(Fade in: Attic. Grams is staring directly at the camera.)

GRAMS: Hey whores and male whores. I'm Penny "Grams" Halliwell. I'm here to do the recap… um… stuff… happened. The end.

ALEX: (Off screen.) What the hell was that?

GRAMS: I forgot to read that thing you gave me.

ALEX: (Off screen.) The script?

GRAMS: Yeah. That.

ALEX: (Off screen.) Oh Prue this.

(Roll credits. Brian has been removed and replaced with Billy the goat the III as Leo Wyatt. Fade in: Underworld. Buffy the vampire slayer and Precious are battling some demons. Buffy spin kicks one into a wall and slices another with a sword. Precious TK's one into another one and throws an atheme at one behind her back. Eventually they kill all of them.)

PRECIOUS: I thought we were never going to beat them.

BUFFY: But… now that they're dead we can't interrogate them.

PRECIOUS: I knew I forgot something. I must be spending too much time with Phoebe.

BUFFY: Well, we can look for more if you want…

PRECIOUS: It's ok. Thanks for your help.

(Precious blinks out. Buffy frowns.)

BUFFY: Now how the fuck am I suppose to get out of here?

(Cut to: Magic school. Paige is tongue-ing a student. That woman Elder whose name I never know orbs in.)

PAIGE: You can orb! We must've gotten our budget back!

ALEX: (Off screen.) No you didn't. She's paying for that effect from her salary.

LADY ELDER: What? Damn it!

ALEX: (Off screen.) Camera's rolling…

PAIGE: Man… my students have no luck finding anything on Zankou.

LADY ELDER: I have an idea! Maybe he's on line!

(She takes out a laptop from her robe. She turns it on and we zoom on the screen.)

ladyelderchick54: Hey

sexydemonvoice476: Hi 33333

ladyelderchick54: How r u?

sexydemonvoice476: Fine, u?

ladyelderchick54: kwel. So… watcha doing?

sexydemonvoice476: Reading if u can believe it.

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sexydemonvoice476: the BOS

ladyelderchick54: brb

(We zoom out back to Magic school.)

LADY ELDER: He has the book!

PAIGE: You have Zankou on your buddy list?

LADY ELDER: Paige he's reading it!

PAIGE: Ok, ok, I'll call Phoebe.

(She grabs her cell and dials Phoebe's number.)

PHOEBE: (On the phone.) You have reach Phoebe's pink phone, I'm either not around or have the phone on vibrate for my own pleasure cause I'm always available, so leave a message after the beat-

PAIGE: (Hanging up.) Where could she be now?

(Cut to: San Francisco Street set. Cole is shifting around. Phoebe discreetly follows. She passes Wyatt riding Leo the goat. She doesn't notice. Cole finally reaches for a store and gets in. Phoebe looks at the store sign.)

PHOEBE: Jewelry store! He's getting me a ring and is going to propose!

(She paces letting it sink in. Andy walks up.)

ANDY: Hey, Phoebe.

PHOEBE: Hey. Aren't you supposed to be working with Sheila? Are you sleeping on the job?

ANDY: Under it, actually.

PHOEBE: I never got that.

ANDY: It's an old Prue joke about Leo.

PHOEBE: Speaking of that, Cole's going to propose!

ANDY: How did this turn about you and Cole?

PHOEBE: It's always about me and Cole.

ANDY: I was dead during those years so I don't-

PHOEBE: How did you come back? I mean, Prue's back cause Satan thought she was too evil for him and no one wanted her in heaven and the jerks in limbo decided that she be better with us and Cole's back cause he's Cole. But why are you back?

ANDY: I… faked my death 7 years ago.

(Pause.)

ANDY: Isn't that 'dum, dum, dum' music supposed to play now?

PHOEBE: Low budget.

ANDY: Oh. Ok.

PHOEBE: So you've been alive all these years? Why did you do it?

ANDY: Well, the reason is actually link to Paige. You see-

PHOEBE: Enough about that! I have to figure out what to wear since Cole's proposing! Woo!

(She levitates out. You can see the strings and the van that carries them. Cut to: Dive biker bar. Prue is playing TK-pool with some big ass biker.)

PRUE: 8 ball, corner pocket.

(She TK's the ball and it flies to the bar and breaks several glasses. Prue blushes slightly.)

PRUE: Put it on Dood's tab.

DOOD: Aw man…

PRUE: Enough of this! Let's go rob a jewelry store and get married!

BARTENDER: Didn't they do that episode in Season 4?

DRUNK GUY: Hush!

(Prue and Dood head out. A few minutes pass and Elise barges in.)

ELISE: Where's the whore!

BARTENDER: She only does guys, unless you want a man whore but I think he also only does guys…

ELISE: I mean Prue Halliwell.

BARTENDER: Oh. She just left. Something about stealing a ring and getting hitch.

ELISE: Oh no! I must stop the wedding!

PATTY: (Off screen.) Rutabaga.

(Elise turns to see Patty "The whore" Halliwell walk out of the whore room.)

ELISE: Who are you?

PATTY: A friend.

(Fade to black.)

To be continued…