A/N: The last one before the big finale!

Title: Charmed! If you can still call it that…

Episode 11: She had enough! (Part 4)

(Fade in: Luke's Diner. Lorelai and Rory are chatting it up.)

LORELAI: I didn't mean anything by it. It was just a comment.

RORY: You told him his hat was old. You know, how much Luke loves his baseball hats.

(Phoebe walks in and sits down with them.)

PHOEBE: So, guess what?

LORELAI: You're a perfect stranger and you still sat with us?

PHOEBE: Cole's going to propose!

RORY: Congratulation?

PHOEBE: This is like the biggest event of my life. But should I really marry him again?

LORELAI: If would help if we actually knew who you were.

PHOEBE: (Realizing.) This isn't my set.

(Roll Gilmore Girls credits. Wait! Roll normal credits. Fade in: basement. Zankou is doing the spell to absorb the Nexus. The black smoke starts to rise and enters his eyes and nose and whatnot. Suddenly Paige Astral projects in.)

PAIGE: Stop!

ZANKOU: How-

(She kicks him in the groin and then throws a potion at him. He turns to stone.)

PAIGE: Leave now I command you, as far away as Timbuktu.

(He disappears from the room.)

PAIGE: Ok, now the Nexus. I am light, I am one too strong to-

WOOGYMAN: No! Join me, Paige. I'll give you pretty powers.

PAIGE: Sorry, dude. (She takes out her badge.) I'm a whitelighter now. You're under arrest for trying to posses people.

(She cuffs the incorporeal entity. Cut to: Andy's office. Darryl walks in.)

DARRYL: Andy where were you earlier?

ANDY: I could ask you the same question.

(Andy throws an envelope to him. Darryl opens it to find a bunch of pictures of him with Zankou.)

ANDY: Is there something you want to say to me, Morris?

DARRYL: You do not want to go there.

(Ooh, so much drama. Let's lighten the mood. Piper walks in.)

PIPER: My husband and children are missing! You guys need to find them! Now!

ANDY: Piper, now is not the time for that.

(Piper blows up his desk.)

PIPER: I think I didn't make myself clear. I say jump you say how high, ok?

ANDY: Ok.

DARRYL: Yeah.

PIPER: Good. Now where are my boys?

(Andy and Darryl share a look.)

PIPER: Is there something I'm missing here?

ANDY: I gave Chris to social services.

PIPER: You WHAT!

ANDY: I thought you all died and he needed to be taken care of.

(Piper produced a knife and went to jumped on Andy. Darryl stopped her.)

DARRYL: Piper, calm down!

PIPER: I'm going to kill his Prue loving ass!

FEMALE VOICE: (Off screen.) Maybe I can help.

(They all turned to see Paris Halliwell (Shannon Elizabeth) standing at the door.)

PIPER: Paris! But you were dead!

PARIS: Well, sis, I'm back. And I have the solution to all this madness in this book. (She takes out a small black book.) And as long as nothing happens to me and this book, that contains the answer to all the questions everyone must be asking themselves, everything will be ok.

(Just then two tracker demons blink in and shoot Paris, killing her and stealing the book. They blink out.)

PIPER: Fuck.

DARRYL: Well, it can't get worse than this.

(Sheridan and the FBI burst in.)

SHERINDA: Care to explain why you three have a dead body of one of your sisters here?

(Cut to: Morgue. Precious is there with the coroner.)

CORONER: They found her like this at the manor. I called you as soon as she got here.

PRECIOUS: Ok. Show me the body.

(They walk to a table and the coroner lifts up the blanket. Precious stares in disbelief.)

PRECIOUS: It's… it's… (Looking at the camera.) Did you really think we were going to tell you?

(Cut to: Elise's car. She and Patty are riding in it.)

ELISE: So you want to explain to me that again so the viewers know what is going on?

PATTY: Prue can marry any guy she wants, but if astral Prue gets married she becomes a real person and unlike Prue her evil will spread to the world. But we can't left the elders find out that she's getting married or they could butt in and no one likes the elders butting in. so we're calling it "rutabaga" till we can stop her.

ELISE: Right. So… what are Elders and what do you mean by astral Prue?

PATTY: Um… I'll explain later. Let's just focus on finding Prue.

ELISE: Sure.

(Pause.)

PATTY: Wanna screw this and go all Thelma and Louise?

ELISE: Do I!

(They get off course. Cut to: Newport Beach. Phoebe is talking with Ryan and Marissa.)

PHOEBE: So now he's going to propose again.

RYAN: Do we know you?

PHOEBE: This isn't my set again? Stupid map!

(Fade to black.)

To be continued…