I do not own pokemon. I do own Daniel, Aaron, Marie, Andy, and Static. Even though I think Andy would like it better if Officer Jenny owned him. I also don't own the song "Two Perfect Girls"
(): Pokemon Translation
Ages:
Ash/Aaron: 13
Misty/Marie: 14
Brock/Andy: 17
Italics: Aaron/Ash's thoughts
Italics: Misty/Marie's thoughts
Chapter 16: One + One Equals One?
Since Professor Elm was staying at Professor Oaks, the two Professors walked with the happily united Ketchem family to collect the other kids. As they opened the door, they were greeted with the strangest sight:
Both Andy and Brock:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
To stay by her side so faithfully
Brock:
I would if I could, but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me
Andy:
Jenny, oh Jenny!
Brock:
Joy, oh Joy!
Both:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Brock:
But there's two perfect girls for me
Andy:
Officer Jenny, oh, can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key?
Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time
Brock:
My uniform beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head-over-heels (He's head-over-heels)
I'm head-over-heels for a nurse named Joy...
Andy:
Jenny, oh Jenny!
Brock:
Joy, oh Joy!
Both:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Brock:
But there's two perfect girls for me
Brock:
Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face my knees get weak
Well, I'm burnin' up, I got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave 'er
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So, why am I in love (Why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?
Andy:
Jenny, oh Jenny!
Brock:
Joy, oh Joy!
Both:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Brock:
But there's two perfect girls for me
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! All right! Swing it!
(Instrumental Break)
Andy:
Aw, Jenny! Whoo!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Brock:
But there's two perfect girls for me
Oh, I've tried (tried!) and I've tried (tried!)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside)
From these two, I won't choose! I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose
This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough
It's time for eeny-meeny-miny-mo...
But, wait a second! (Wait a second!)
Wait a second! (Come on and wait a second!)
What's her name? I've just gotta know
I've just gotta know!
Andy:
Jenny, oh Jenny!
Brock:
Joy, oh Joy!
Both:
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Brock:
But there's...
One, no, two!
Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!
So many!
Both:
Perfect girls for me
All right!
"Misty, what happened?" Ash asked his crush.
"Oh Ash, you're back. Well, we got onto the subject of crushes and Brock and Andy got to talking about Officer Jenny and well…"
"Say no more. Oh Misty, can I talk to you alone."
"Sure, what's Aaron up to?"
Ash looked over to see what his twin was up to. Aaron was having a chat with Marie. As Marie started to stand up, Aaron looked over at Ash and winked. Ash returned the wink and proceeded to walk out the door with Misty.
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"So Ash, how was dinner?"
"Hmm? Oh it was fine. Aaron and I went for some pizza."
"What about your parents?"
"We decided that they needed time together."
"Oh. So you ditched them?"
"I guess you could put it that way."
"So, other than stuff yourselves with pizza, what did you two do?"
"We talked. He, uh, told me what you said to him."
"Huh?"
"That phone call? It was me. Apparently, you told Aaron something you wanted to tell me?"
"Oh." Misty recalled turning pale. "Well, you see Ash…"
"I feel the same way. I forgot to tell Aaron what to say to you, and I'm glad I did. At least now I could tell you myself."
He loves me!
"I guess what I'm saying is 'I love you Misty.'"
"I love you too Ash"
With that they shared a gentle kiss.
Score.
Yes!
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Meanwhile,
"What is it you want Aaron?"
"Other than to get away from Brock and Andy, I need to tell you something."
"What is it?"
"I've kind of had the money for your scooter for a few years now."
"You're just now telling me this?"
"Yeah. Well, you see, I never really wanted you to leave and…"
"Just give me the money and you'll get what's coming to you."
"All right. Here." Aaron sighed pulling out an envelope and braced himself.
Instead of a slap like he was expecting, he felt a force on his lips and he was completely thrown off balance.
Oh my gosh! She's KISSING me. Oh wait. I am so DENSE. Ash told me she loves me. How could I forget.
With that realization, Aaron returned the kiss to the girl of his dreams.
Finally!
"Whoa! Make out session in the grass-pokemon corral!"
"Stoptalking you goof and let's join."
"You don't have to tell me twice."
When Aaron looked up, he saw his brother in a DEEP kiss with Misty.
"Not a bad idea, huh bro."
This comment from Aaron brought Ash and Misty back to reality fast. After staring at the other couple, both groups bursted out laughing and blushing as red as a sunburned Charmeleon.
"So, what now?" asked Marie.
"This might be sudden, but, why don't we form one huge group?" suggested Aaron.
"YESS! I'LL FINALLY GET TO TRAVEL WITH A GIRL!" both girls shouted.
"Ow. I was planning on using these tomorrow." Ash stated covering his ear.
"Likewise."
"Wait. You do know that means you'd have to listen to Team Rocket's motto?"
"I'll do what you do. Use the time to figure how I'm going to beat them."
"All right. Let's go tell Andy and Brock."
With that, the four lovebirds ran back into the lab.