Okay, so this is Em. Some people were confused so just look at the profile.
Disclaimer See chapter two.
It was a normal Saturday. Kyo and Kazuma were eating lunch when suddenly-
"Master, I want a pet, like a puppy or a dog . . . or a golden retriever . . . ," Kyo said.
"You can't have one."
"Whyyyy?" Kyo asked.
"Because you don't know how to take care of one and the yard's too small to keep a dog in," Kazuma answered.
"Let's keep it inside!"
"You're not keeping a dog inside."
"Fiiiiiine," Kyo said. But he had a plan, he could make Master crack . . .
Later that evening . . .
Kazuma was sitting on the couch watching the news. He felt a presence in the room and turned around to find no one there. He turned to the other side and there was Kyo, showing only his eyes above the couch.
"What is it now?" Kazuma asked.
"Why whatever do you mean?"Kyo said in a strange high-pitched voice.
"Never mind then . . . , "Kazuma said.
"What do you mean 'never mind then' I need to say something!" Kyo said.
"Go ahead and say it then."
"What type of creature would I be allowed to permit involvement upon this house?" Kyo said
"...Do you even know if that makes sense?" Kazuma asked.
" Not in the least."
"...Why are you talking like that?" Kazuma finally asked.
"..."
"..."
"I don't know . . . " Kyo said. "Sooo?"
"So what?"
" I asked you a question didn't I!" Kyo said angrily.
" Oh I guess you did . . . I don't know, something you could handle and control I guess," Kazuma said
"Hmm . . . Well, I can talk to other cats . . . but they say weird things to me," Kyo said. And inside his head was conniving laughter.
"Like what?"
" Well yesterday, there was this one who said 'BEEP! You BEEP!'...But I don't know what that means . . . "
Kazuma started at him, surprised . . . Did Kyo just say that!
"Never say that again!" Kazuma said firmly.
"Why can't I say 'BEEP'?" he asked.
"Because it means something bad," Kazuma said, still in his 'state of shock.'
"Okay then," Kyo said and he walked away.
The next day:
They were eating lunch again. And again . . .
"So what pet can I get then?" Kyo asked.
"No pets," Kazuma answered.
"But don't I deserve one?"Kyo said trying to sound convincing
"No."
"What do you mean 'no'?" Kyo said . . . and then he thought it over. "Ok, fine, but wouldn't it teach me responsibilityyy?" Kyo tried to debate.
"No, you need that before," was his answer.
In the middle of the night:
They say TV makes people forget things and lose their brains cells. Well, let's say that an extreme case just happened to happen.
Kyo woke up the middle of the night, somewhat horrified. Tv had made him forget his plan . . . it had something to do with manipulating something with a word and coincidentally, he forgot what that word meant. Heck, he never really did know. Oh well he thought and went back to sleep.
Meanwhile . . .
Kazuma woke up in the middle of the night somewhat horrified. Reading had made him realize Kyo's plan . . . it had to do with that word that he said and manipulating him and coincidentally, he somehow knew that Kyo didn't know what that meant. Oh well he thought and went back to sleep.
The next morning . . .
They were eating lunch . . . again. Why not any other meal? Because, that's why!
"Oh, and I know what you were doing," Kazuma said out of nowhere.
"Uhhh . . . (lightbulb) Oh! Um yeah . . . " Kyo said. "Yeah, I won't remember . . . "
"Remember what?" Kazuma said confused.
"Um . . . I don't remember."
And thus, the rest of the years went on without one more mention of pets. But BEEP however, is now one of Kyo's favorite words and he says it quite often.
Ok, that's it! And the ending is based on what happened to me as I was writing this. I suddenly forgot what I wanted to happen. Maybe one day I'll remember. And I'm not sure what the word was or what it should have been so that's why!