So, my computer isn't working well,other wise I would have updated sooner. And, it's like a sequel to chapter five. My computer won't let me use word.
Disclaimer-See chapter five. And the idea for this chapter goes to Archergirl87, so it's not completely mine. There are some other copyrighted characters mentioned, and I don't own them either.
Kazuma had , yet again, hidden the pixie sticks and it was up to Kyo to find them. He had almost given up hope when night came and went, but it was worth the raw sugar. The next day, he again set out on search of them.
That night, Kazuma and Kyo,who was taking a break from his search, were watching tv.
"Cook something," Kazuma said after a little while.
"Why do I have to?" whined Kyo.
"Because I suck at it."
So Kyo went to the kitchen because he couldn't argue with that.
That's when he saw them. They were behind the Coca-Cola all this time!
And all the sudden, he had this idea: to mix the two together. How that would taste!
He got out the pixie sticks and soda and poured them into a container that just happened to look like a test tube from a lab. Taking each ingredient in his hands he poured them in and laughed manically.
"Muahahahaaahahaaaaa!The concoction is finally complete!" And there was lightning and thunder that no one else could hear, same goes for eerie music.
The brew bubbled and sizzled at the top of the so called test tube which somehow got turned into a beaker instead because they can hold more. He engluted it down and started cooking whatever it is he decided to cook.
Kyo walked back out to the tv. "It's in the kitchen, you have to get it yourself."
Kazuma got up and went to the kitchen to get the food. That's when he noticed that the pixie sticks had been found. They were next to the cola. He had the same idea Kyo did only without the lightning and thunder and eerie music no one else could hear and then went back to the tv.
After the tv watching, both Kyo and Kazuma went to sleep. Neither of them knew about how the strange concoction they had had would influence their sleep. . .
As soon as Kyo was in bed, he fell right to sleep.
Immediantly, Kyo was surrounded by rainbows and gummi bears all dancing around. They were all singing.
The red gummi bear came up to him and said ,"Join us! Join us in the peace and love!" in a squeaky voice.
"...No..." Kyo said.
The gummi bears all laughed in even more squeaky voices and went floating away into the sky. Kyo was floating too, for some reason, he was following the gummi bears and he felt happy and he actuallly joined in on the peace and love.
They had gummi feasts and gummi games and gummi songs. But soon, the sugar ran out and Kyo wanted to leave.
"Oh, we well let you leave in peace," the gummi bears said but as Kyo turned to leave, he heard the loading of guns. Strangely enough, the gummy bears were holding spears.
"You said I could leave in peace!"
The red one, which seemed to be the leader, sighed. "The human language is so complicated, we meant you could leave...IN PIECES!"
Kyo screamed and ran down the hill trying to hide from the savage gummi bears.
Meanwhile...
Kazuma landed somewhere, in his dream, that he had seen pictures of. But he couldn't quite picture where he was. Out of nowhere, a park ranger appeared holding a sign saying 'you are here.'
"What do you mean I'm in Yellowstone National Park?" Kazuma asked.
But, before the question could be answered, he found himself in a flying rowboat with penguins wearing curly wigs of all colors. He was the one doing all the rowing.
"Why am I doing all the rowing!"
One of the penguins quacked something to him.
"I don't care if it's you first day! Start rowing!"
The penguins reached into their curly wigs and pulled out shotguns. Seeing that he was about to be killed by maniac penguins he ran for his life , falling from the boat into a cave. Where a person faking a Scottish accent was waiting for him.
"Good goodness, man! Running away from those 'ittle penguins! You're supposed to know how to kill people!"
"Not penguins! And I don't know how to kill people! Why does everyone keep saying that?"
Tidus from Final Fantasy X suddenly shows up. "Help! I can't swim!"
"Then how did you win all those blitzball games?" asked a certain astonished authoress who couldn't belive what she was typing.
"Floaties!"
The guy faking a Scottish accent yelled , for no apparent reason, "Nooooooo!" And with that, everyone who wasn't on tv, besides the penguins and gummi bears, disappeared so they could go eat some cloud and rendevous with Prince Chad of Los Angeles who knew Spider-Man.
Kazuma was alone in rainbow land this time when he heard a familiar yelling. "Aaaaaahhh! Stop it, or I'll eat you! I'll eat you aaalll!"
Kyo and Kazuma caught up to eachother and ran away from the gummi bears and penguins , and off into the sunset.
That's when they woke up. They met eachother in the hall and both said at the same time, "Never drink coke with pixie sticks."
Then Kyo had to add his input. "Wouldn't it be 'cocacola'?"
"It's the same thing."
"No it's not. Coke is in the silver can and cocacola is in the red one."
"I thought coke was the diet version."
"Whatever, but the real question is : is there even cocacola or coke in Japan?"
"Probably."
"Why don't we ask the internet?"
"This house doesn't have internet connection."
"WHAT! But it's Japan!"
Engluting means 'chugged.'