"Ginny, that one's too big." Harry stopped short at the sound of conversation in Hermione's room. She was Head Girl and he'd come to ask for help on an essay…But what was she talking about?

"Ginny, keep your mouth closed," Hermione reprimanded a few seconds later.

"It's easier with it open," Ginny replied.

"Hmmm, I suppose."

"I think we should try this out on the boys."

"I don't know about that," Hermione said with a little laugh. "It may not be their thing."

Harry looked somewhere between confused, disgusted and horrified.

"But it says right here: For both men and women. Guaranteed to work its magic either way." Ginny paused. "And you can get vibrating ones as well."

"Well that would be rather odd," Hermione replied sounding taken aback. "It wouldn't work as well that way."

"It's just for a different effect."

"To each his own."

"Hermione, could you do me now?"

"You just did!"

"I know, but it's better to have someone else do it. Less work."

Harry choked.

"I suppose. But you're not getting to do me after."

"Why not?" Ginny said in a decidedly whiny voice.

"Because I can do it better."

"How Hermione-ish of you." There was a silence in which Harry listened eagerly at the door. "Not there Hermione!" Ginny suddenly burst out. Harry drew back from the door.

"Where then?" Asked a very irritated Hermione. "Can't you just trust my judgment?"

"Well I know how I feel about where you're sticking that thing," Ginny said rather forcefully, and Hermione made a scoffing noise. "Besides, just a little lower and it'll be perfect."

"Yes Mistress," Hermione replied sarcastically.

Harry nearly fell over.

"I rather like that name," Ginny responded slyly.

"I'm not calling you that."

"Just while we're working on this?"

"What? Like there's some special rule for me to call you mistress when we're in my bedroom?"

"No," Ginny responded easily. "Just when we're using these."

"You wish." Another silence.

"Hermione, that was great!"

"Yeah?" Hermione asked skeptically.

"Yes," Ginny replied firmly. "Very smooth and fast, not too much effort on your part- none on mine. And you did a wonderful job."

"Really? Well, thank you. But you're still not doing me."

"Hermione!" Ginny whined again, but Hermione refused once more.

"Wait. Do you hear something?" Hermione crossed over to the door and Harry tried to step back. "Oh, hullo Harry. Did you need something?"

"And did you want to try this new eyeliner?" Ginny said, popping up behind her. "It's the latest thing and it's for both men and women…You can even get vibrating ones thatmake a funky pattern without you having to do anything."

"Harry? Harry? Harry…?"

A/N: Yes, well, this was just me being bored. So if you don't think it's very good...I'm not surprised. Random ideas pop into my head on rainy days, what can I do?