Death by Bananas
Summary: A tragic tale of a boy and his love for potassium…didn't he know that large amounts could be deadly?
Chapter one.
Ryou's PoV
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bananas! How I love them. They aren't crunchy yet they aren't soft. The taste of them is almost heavenly.
"Stop eating those bloody bananas and have some meat!"
It's him.
My other half; the blood thirsty one.
He never allows me to eat fruit. All he likes is blood. He eats steak cooked blue and drinks the excess blood.
I won't allow him to get his way this time.
"If you won't allow me to eat what I want then you will never stop eating bananas. HAHAHAHAHA!" he thinks loudly in the furthest corner of my mind.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two Hours Later
I laid there gasping for breath.
He made me consume four thousandbananas in two hours and now I am dying. I didn't know it was humanly possible to eat that many bananas in that short of a time.
A song starts to play in my head. He is signing it.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone."
He won't stop.
I am being killed by to much potassium.
I will no longer live in a minute.
There will not be a murder because he did it.
My death will be labeled a suicide.
My heart stops immediately from too much potassium in my blood stream and I am forgotten.
(Written by my sister…because we learned that by having too much potassium in your blood, your heart will stop immediately. Of course, this could never happen by eating bananas… Not to mention that it is impossible to eat that many bananas in 2 hours, much less in a day or even a few days. Right, review please lol)