Scarecrow: Hey all! Welcome to my talk show!
Audience: YAY! SCARECROW SCARECROW!
SC: Today we have the Kingdom Hearts crew to interview
Audience: YAY! We love you! (The cross dressers and game nuts all up front with their signs and hats)
SC: Okay, bring em' out!
The entire main crew files out from backstage, Scarecrow tackles Sora and handcuffs him to her arm. "Mine!" Kairi throws a dirty look at the hostess.
Sora: Why is your head a pumpkin?
SC: Uh, we can go over that later….
Riku and Kairi plop down on the comfy couch, leaving space for Donald and Goofy.
Goofy: Garwsh, what a neat baseball stadium!
Donald: This is on camera right? We're doomed…
Kairi pulls at Sora's arm, letting go, causing both the hostess and her buddy in a heap.
Sora: Owie! That hurt!
SC: No more cheeseburgers Sora…
Sora: BUT….WHY!(He starts to cry, Scarecrow snuggles him and gives him a cookie to keep him busy)
SC: Now that THAT'S settled, let's continue…Riku, why did you decide to team up with Kairi and Sora in the first place when you were asked to play as a character?
Riku pauses to think, then shrugs.
Riku: I guess I felt sort've bad leaving poor Kairi to deal with that idiot (points at Sora whom is still munching the last crumbs) She probably would have gone nuts.
Kairi: Hey! I didn't go nuts…I still can't believe you think I couldn't have handled him…
Sora: Oh no! My cookie! (Sniffles and goes all Bambi eyed on Scarecrow)
SC: Here, no talking… (Gives him a box of Poptarts)
Kairi bursts into flame and attacks Scarecrow, suddenly have turned jealous.
SC: Not the head! No! People like my pumpkin!
Kairi: To bad! Ha! (She pulls the jack-o-lantern off of the neck, then falls over)
Scarecrow's neck is sewn near the middle, and stuffed with straw. The head glares at Kairi, whom still has the pumpkin in her hands. Gazing at it in shock.
Audience: GASP!
SC: Now do you see? Please put my head back on my shoulders before I unscrew yours!
(Over in the corner, Sora faints and Riku is humming absent-mindedly, ignoring his crush and the host)
Kairi: Bbbbbb-buh! Ack! (She drops the head and runs offstage screaming)
Riku: Here… (Picks up the head and sticks it back on the neck.)
SC: Thank you, I've always favored you rather than that…prep…
Riku nods and glances at the still unconscious Sora. Who on the spot awakens to find his half eaten poptart.
Sora: Yay! Poptart!
SC: So, Riku, out of all the characters you've played or acted, which is your favorite?
Riku thinks for a minute and disappears through a dark portal.
Audience: -murmurs and whispers-
WABOOM!
A huge explosion rocks the building as the darker form of Riku appears. The Riku fangirls and…boys go absolutely freakin' NUTS!
DR: Well, I like this personality best…
SC: (nods) Cool, and I have to say, you look way hotter than in those weird suspenders… (Fangirls throw articles of clothing on stage, cheering and roaring…)
Scarecrow huggles Sora and waves to Riku,
SC: Well, I'm afraid I must end this so soon, but, we will meet again, and next time it will be a lot more fun…MUCH more fun…
Sora clings to the pumpkin-headed hostess,
Sora: No! I dun wanna go! (SC gives him a lollipop) OOOH! Sugah!
Donald and Goofy were ignored the whole chapter and decided to just watch from home now…
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