Author's note: I'm soo sorry I haven't updated for a very long time. My computer broke and I also went on a 4 day vacation. So I have been writing them on paper and I've also gotten many ideas for more fics but that's kinda a bad thing cause I might have to update soo many things. -- Errr and I'll update my other fic soon ad pls. give me some ideas for the rest of the casts secrets I'm kinda running low on that department. On with the darned fic!
Chapter 2: Ren's Secret!
It was another day at the Tao residence AKA Ren's condominium. It was 1:55, 5 minutes before the time Ren's favorite show begins.
RING RING
The doorbell rang.
"Ren! Can you get that!" Jun screamed at Ren from the kitchen
RING RING RING
The doorbell rang again.
"But Jun my favorite show is about to start!" Ren screamed back at his sister from the living room
RING RING RING RING RIGN RING RING RING RING
The doorbell rang very fast.
"Well I'm cooking here! You don't want to have a fire starting now don't you!" Jun screamed louder at Ren from the kitchen
RING RING pause BANG BANG BANG
"Fine! Make sure it doesn't get burned!" Ren screamed back at his sister again as he made his way towards the door
Ren stops in front of the door when he hears
THUD pause BANG BANG pause THUD THUD
What happened outside was….
Yoh: Isn't this a nice day to visit Ren!
Horo: And especially since we're the guests we'll be fed as much as we want!
Hao: You're such a pig you baka! He'll probably not feed you because you're gonna finish all the food and besides we came just all of a sudden!
Anna:…..
Pirika: Ya onii-chan you're such a buta and a baka too.!
Anna: Well at least it's not our food he's eating and finishing up he costs us soo much expenses every month! You should really make your brother go on a diet Pirika.
Pirika: What a great idea! Thanks Anna!
Horo: NOOO! I'm always hungry after training! Haven't you tortured me enough already?
Yoh: Yipee we're here now! I wanna ring the doorbell! WEEEEE!
Hao: Really Yoh how could you have ever been a part of me! You're so stupid and childish!
Yoh: Uhhhhh…. Aniki….. Onii-chan….. How could you be sooo mean to mee! You're onliest bwother in the whole entire world!
(Puppy Pout)
Hao: (stares) ugh fine whatever! Sorry! Now ring the damn fucking doorbell already!
Anna: (punches Hao) Baka!
Hao: What'd you do that for?
Anna: It's for being stupid and swearing.
Hao: Damn Bitch!
Anna: (Left Hand Slap)Fucking Bastard!
Hao: Grrrrrr….. (stares at Anna)
Anna: (Stares back)
While Anna and Hao had a staring thinking throwing swear words at each other contest and with slapping Yoh went to the doorbell.
Yoh: (Rings doorbell)
RING RING
Nobody comes so they wait.
After half a second…
Horo: AAAAHHHHH! I'll ring it!
RING RING RING
Nobody answers again
Hao goes towards the door he lost to Anna and now had a very very very very red slap mark on his left cheek.
(What he got slapped there too many times with the legendary left hand slap.)
Hao:This is how you ring the doorbell!
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
Nobody answers
Yoh: Maybe he just didn't hear it or he's doing something very important…
Hao: Like what trying to get a six pack! Look I've had these things since I was like what 3! He's such a damn wannabe!
Yoh: Ya sure onii-chan….
Hao: I'll try again!
RING RING (grabs a rock from out of nowhere) BANG BANG BANG
Anna: You guys are so annoying and stupid! This is the way to do it!
Anna grabs Hao then throws him to the door.
THUD
Then she threatens him by punching him and missing but just so close to his beautiful face.
BANG BANG
Then she grabs Yoh and Horo and throws them to the door.
Ren finally opens the door and receives a surprise left hand slap.
SLAP
Ren: What did I do?
Anna: You made me wait for you such a long time outside here in the heat with these retards!
(evil glare) She raises her hand to give a slap when…
Ren: Ok! Ok! I get it just don't hurt me and my beautiful face!
Ren quickly covered his face in a defensive way.
Hao: Wow! And I thought I was vain! This just proves one thing…
Yoh: What is it onii-chan?
Hao: Ren is such a total wannabe!
Ren: What the heck are you guys doing here anyway!
Pirika: What's wrong Ren-kun? Aren't you happy to see us?
Ren: (blush) Err… Umm.. It's not that Pirika-chan it's just that….
Ren looks at the clock.
Ren: Shoot 1:59 already! I'm gonna miss it!
Hao: Hmmm what are you gonna miss I wonder?
Hao eyed Ren suspiciously
Ren: (stops thinking) Nothing! None of your business!
Horo: Pirika-chan? HEYYY….. SLOW DOWN BUDDY! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE ON MY SISTER? WHY YOU LITTLE!
Ren: Anyway you guys aren't suppose to be here now go before I pulverize you all! AHHH WHATEVER JUST GO!
Ren was about to slam the door when….
Jun: Ren dear your favorite show is starting! You know! Barney….
Ren: Oh shit crap!
Everyone started laughing except Anna of course.
Horo: AHAHHAHAHAHA! REN LIKES BARNEY! YOU MUST BE SOOO STUPID AND RETARDED THAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH BARNEY!
Hao: AHAHHAHA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN ALL OF MY THREE REINCARNATIONS! AHAHAHHAHA BARNEY!
Yoh: AHAHHAHAHA! REN'S BUSTED!
Pirika: (snikers then laughs)
Ren slams the door and then goes red! He hugs his Barney plushie and says, "Those fools Barney will rule the world someday!"
Little tears we're coming down from his eyes….