Hello people! This took a long time because I had writers block for this fic. So I guess this will be a crappy chapter.
Jeanne's secret or is it….
It was a great day to have tea! Lyserg sat down in a table at the Funbari Onsen. He, Jeanne, and of course Marco, came to visit Yoh that day because they had nothing to do and of course there's always something interesting here.
Tamao prepared some tea and biscuits. Now Marco being all protective over Jeanne and all told her that it had to be taste tested first since Hao did live in this house now.
10 minutes ago…
Hao was sneaking off into the kitchen while everyone else was busy somewhere. They were told an half an hour before that Jeanne and her possie were coming. Hao took a plastic bag out of his pocket. It contained what seemingly looked like green tea and put it in the green tea can. He also took out another plastic bag that contained of what seemingly looked like some kind of white powder, presumably powdered sugar, and sprinkled it on top of the biscuits. He then left the kitchen.
Tamao came in soon after Hao left and began to prepare the tea. There was only some tea left so she used it all. Knowing them they would want more so she would just tell Anna that they ran out.
The doorbell rang
Anna's voice boomed throughout the whole house, "If nobody gets that I'm gonna double all your chores. Everyone, except Hao who just walks behind everyone else, runs towards the door. Yoh was first but then he tripped an dso did everyone who was behind him at that time. Hao just casually walked over all of them and got the door.
He greeted, "Hi wazzup Jeanne?"
Jeanne ignored him and went to Yoh and everyone else, "Are you guys ok?"
Everyone replied with a groan
"Glad that you guys are ok." Lyserg and Jeanne smile
They all walk over to the dinning room.
Tamao set the tea and the biscuits.
And now we are here to where we start.
"Lyserg we have to test these food substances!" Marco orders
"Why me? Can't you just do it by yourself?" Lyserg complains
"Don't you care about the safety of our Jeanne-sama!" Marco reacts
"Ok fine for Jeanne-sama." Lyserg replies
The both eat and drink.
Nothing happens…
"Ok nothing happened so I guess it's safe." Jeanne said reaching out for a biscuit
"Hold it right there Jeanne-sama it might be drugged so it will take a while before it takes effect." Marco told Jeanne
"You don't know how right you are you freaking hentai homosexual!" Hao said to himself as the poor fools were being affected
"Ok it's been quite a while now so I'll take one." Jeanne quickly grabs one and she was going to take a bite out of it
Marco: No! Jeanne-sama!
Lyserg: Just let her!
Hao:Ya you freaking bastard listen to the gay green head!
Jeanne took a bite out of the biscuit.
Marco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jeanne: Hmmm it's quite tasty actually.
Hao: Any moment now you freaking people will be so high that you would be lucky just to end up in a coma!
A few minutes later Lyserg and Marco started to go high.
Marco: Ummm Jeanne-sama would you excuse us for a moment!
Marco said while doing a curtsey. Both Marco and Lyserg's cheeks went red.
Jeanne: Ok I don't know why you're expressing such strange behavior but….. Ok…
Marco and Lyserg head upstairs
Hao: WTF! The only possible way that a person wouldn't high because of all the mixtures of drugs I put into they're tea and biscuits would be is they're already used to such extreme levels of drug abuse. I can only conclude one thing……… Jeanne is a drug addict!
Hao runs from the stairs and in front of Jeanne.
"HAH! You're a drug addict! HAH!" Hao said with an accusing finger
You hear some rumbling and bumping sounds.
Lyserg: Shhh! Be more quiet or they'll hear us!
Marco: But I can't stop this is too fun now take off you shirt!
Lyserg: Ok!
Jeanne and Hao stare strangely at where the nosie is coming from.
"Ummm anyway where were we? Oh yeah! Jeanne You're a drug addict! That must be why your complexion is soooo white and that you have red eyes and white hair! How could you! And you call yourself holy!" Hao said jumping up and down
"What's it to you…. You gay impersonist!" Jeanne said standing up
"Well at least I don't take drugs!" Hao said again
They hear more noises upstairs.
"Okkk….. This is getting weird!" Hao protests
"I agree and I can't argue while hearing these noises!" Jeanne says
"Let's just continue this some other time. What do you say tomorrow?" Hao asks
"Ok sure maybe about the same time. Promise that this time you won't drug them?" Jeanne asks
"Ok as long as you don't bring them so I won't be tempted." Hao tells Jeanne
They soon leave.
Lyserg asks Marco, "Nobody heard us right?"
"Of course not." He reassures him
Everyone who was at the onsen that time either vomited and was utterly disgusted or moved 500 km away.