Author's notes: Hi it's me again back featuring you with another fic written by me with a mental block! XD enjoy! This is in relation to the last chapter. Hmmm it must be drug month for me why is it always drugs I need to go out more often.

Secrets Revealed: Faust's Secret and an explanation to Marco and Lyserg's.

A lone tall figure stands in the dark corner outside of a drugstore. A person passes by.

"Here buy some of this it will get rid of your loneliness and I assure you it works cause it sure worked great for me!" He said

The girl with white hair and red eyes stared at him, "Are you crazy! I only take imported ones!" She walks past the man

"Ahhh oh well… Hmmm it's time" He looked at his watch, "It's time for me to get back."

A boy comes rushing down, "Hey! I need to buy a packet of Coke(cocain) and a packet of marijuana leaves the ready made one's for smoking." He held up his hand holding a sufficient amount of money

"Is that all you got this is the second time already! I need to make a living too…" The man said

"Ok ok I'll pay you tomorrow!" The boy replied

"Ahhh excuses excuses. Be sure you have it tomorrow cause if you don't I know where you live!" He threatened

"Yah yah sure fine whatever!" The boy said as he walked away

The man walked in the same direction. He soon started to run.

At the Funbari Onsen a doorbell was heard.

"Tadaima!" Hao said

"Okaeri!" Yoh greeted

Hao headed towards the kitchen. Yoh was about to follow when there was another doorbell. Yoh opened it.

"Tadaima." Faust said smiling

"Okaeri Faust." Yoh greeted back with a smile too.

Faust headed towards the clinic or wherever that was. Yoh returned to the living room.

When Faust got to his clinic Eliza welcomed him. (Yes she can talk)

"Welcome back dear." She said with a whole hearted smile

Faust took the contents of his suitcase and placed them in the secret cabinet. Faust wore his doctor's outfit and sat down on his desk to do whatever work he had to do.

A few minutes later the doorbell rang again.

Anna's voice boomed all through out the whole house, "If nobody gets that I'm gonna double all your chores."

Everyone in the onsen except Anna who was watching tv and Hao who was walking casually towards the door, stopped whatever they were doing and ran towards the door. Yoh was the first one but some certain Ainu doesn't know how to throw his fruit peels properly so a classic cliché happened. Yoh slipped on a banana peel.

Yoh: (Slips) AHHHHHHHHH!

There was a THUD

Everyone who was behind Yoh tripped on him.

Hao just casually walked continuously stepping on the people who tripped as if they were a mini hill.

(crunch)

"OW MY HEAD!" Ren yelped

(crunc)

"Ow! My eyeballs ahhhhh! They're stuck under Hao's kleets! And since when did Hao wear cleats!" Horo protested

"Heh… Sorry Ainu boy you wouldn't go with the newest trends right now and besides you're fashionably challenged!" Hao replied

(crunch)

"Ahhhh! Nooo! My stomach! The last time I felt this pain was when Faust tried to operate on me! AHHH!" Manta screamed in pain

Heh sorry shrimpy!

"……" Faust says nothing

"Strange there's no crunch when I stepped on you….. Ah Oh well you're all freaks anyway!" Hao continues to walk

(squish)

"Ewwwww…" Hao said as if stepping on poo and just stared at it

"Ow my belly button my source of funny o wow ow!" Chocolove yelped

"It he dead and his jokes weren't even funny in the first place." Ren said

"Hmmm…. Yup he's definitely dead." Yoh confirmed

"Joy to the ow… ouch!" Horo screamed in pain and joy

"Ehehhehe just kidding guys! Fooled ya!" Chocolove said

"KISAMA! For your own good you should've stayed dead!" Ren shouted and for some reason had his free hand hold his Kwan Dao at chocoloves ehhh…. Butt.

"Ewww… NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY! AND ON MY NEW SHOES WITH KLEETS WHICH ARE VERY SHARP AND MADE OUT OF METAL! These cost a fortune!" Hao jumped up and down like a little girl and in the process of his disgust killing Chocolove.

"Is he really dead now?" Ren asked again

Hao examined the corpse, "Yup totally overkilled him!." Hao said in glee

"Good and for his own good he better stay that way!" Ren said

"YA!" Horo agreed.

Hao jumped off Horo and most probably on purpose stepped on Yoh's hands.

"ANIKI! ITAI ITAI ITAI!" He screamed

Hao opened the door he greeted Jeanne but was not greeted back. And you know what happens here I shall skip to that next day that the two were talking about!

The next day same time and same living room.

"Uhhh Hao just to ask where'd you buy the drugs that you drugged as with yesterday?" Jeanne asked

"Well of course from our friendly doctor/local drug dealer….. FAUST!" Hao said

"Ummm err… ok….. But Hao…." Jeanne said

"You do know that Faust's drugs aren't good right?" Jeanne said

"Oh…. So you mean that explains those two last night…" Hao said kinda disappointed

"No no…. That's normal….." Jeanne said

"00 OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS! So I was right about those two!" Hao said triumphantly, "Wait then how come it doesn't really look like it except for crazy yellow head!"

"Well…. Marco's like that most of the time but Lyserg is just too shy. They needed something to get it started I guess you triggered it by drugging them, drugging them really hard!" Jeanne told him

"Oh ok… Hey wait how do you know what they think you can't read minds? Can you!" Hao asked

"Well ever since I formed the group I all found them traumatized because of you! So I acted as like the group counselor because can't go around fighting and training just to beat you with a group of traumatized shamans!" Jeanne screamed at Hao

"Hey hey albino freak lady who takes drugs, calm down!" Hao told Jeanne

Jeanne calmed down, "Sorry… Anyway about the bad side effects…" Jeanne continued

"So what are these side effects and don't drugs already give bad effects?" Hao questioned

"Well after they ummm did their thing…cough They had these little red spots on them and started to itch then afterwards they both got very high fevers." Jeanne explained

"Oh… Are you sure they didn't get the chicken pox coincidentally?" Hao asked

"No I took them to Faust afterward. ahem He said that it was caused by an allergic reaction to drugs." Jeanne continued to explain

"Hmm let me see what I've seen so far…. A chinese sharkhead who thinks he's a preschool student, an holy albino maiden who is a drug addict, two lesbian European freaks who only get turned on through drugs but are allergic to them, and a drug dealer who's a doctor! God!" Hao said laughing really hard

"AHEM Don't forget yourself! Woman impersonator! You're so gay!" Jeanne spikes at Hao

"COUGH Drug addict!"

"Hmph gaylord!"

And it goes on and on until about 5 minutes later when Anna stomps acroos the room and tells them to shut up and they did and for some unknown reason she came back downstairs and kicked Hao's nuts.

"OUCH OUCH!WHAT DID I DO? OUCH!" He asked

"For being an idiot!" Anna stomped back to the living room

"HAH! You deserved that!" Jeanne said as she stood up satisfied and went out the door

Unfortunately for Hao he got knocked out a few moments after because he couldn't bear the pain.

How'd you like that! Hope you ummm liked it. Anyway I have a huge writer's block but does it seem like it? Oh and that thing where Anna kicks Hao's nuts truly exists in chapter 250 volume 29 of the manga series. Trivia: Morphine, Lyserg, Ren, Yoh, Hao and peyote's name come from drugs!

Lyserg Diethel Lysergic Acid Diethelamine

Morphine same name of the drug

Yoh Marijuana Leaf

HaoYoh KingMarijuana leaf king

PeyoteThis Mexican drug

RenLotus (you can still make medicine out of that)

Yup these people are drugs but not all necessarily bad.