Hi good people. Heh now for a stupid secret because I can't think of anything at the moment! Anyway hope you enjoy! I still have writer's block for this fic ehehehhehe.

Anna's Secret

Every night when Anna would be alone in her room she would go to her closet. A secret compartment would open when you knocked three times. And from this compartment Anna took out something. Something so so…. Horrible….. A HAMTARO PLUSHIE! (Lightning strikes in the backround.) Yes it is so very horribly cute.

"Mr. Kawaii-san! I missed you! Did you miss me too? I bet you did! Oh your so cute and fwuffy that I could just smother you with ooey gooey affection becauseyou're so cute! Ok goodnight Mr. Kawaii-san" Anna said in the kiddiest voice to her ham ham Mr. Kawaii-san.

Anna has always had a soft spot for little hamtaros. She made sure that nobody would ever find out. It all started some years ago when Yoh and Anna were young. It was in Izumo. It was Anna's so called birthday. (Face it she doesn't really have one now does she?) Yoh had given her a gift that was wrapped in purple and had a red ribbon on it. Anna went to her room and opened the present there she found the most adowable (ahem this is not a typo) plushie in the whole wide world. It was a Ham Ham!

Anna went outside to Yoh clutching the doll in her hand. What would she say. She couldn't tell Yoh she thought it was cute!

"Yoh!" Anna called

"Y-yes Anna?" Yoh answered attentively

"What kind of a present is this?" Anna raised up the Hamtaro

"U-uhhhh it's a Ham Ham?" Yoh answered nervously

"I know it's a Ham Ham!" Anna snapped back, "What do you expect your fiancée, The wife of the future shaman king, to have such a gift as this?"

"G-gomenasai!" Yoh bowed, "I-I'll get you a new present! I-I'll exchange that one for another.!"

"No! This stays with me! This is the evidence of your mistake in my special day?" Anna said holding back the ham ham

"T-then what can I get you?" Yoh asked politly fearing he might get slapped or worse even more training

"Get me the new Ringo album!" Anna said

"N-Nani? B-but Anna I don't have money any more I practically used up my money buying you that present. And besides I want to buy the new Boblove Cd but she'll never find the piggy bank in my closet!" Yoh cried yet again

"Yoh! Don't lie to me I heard what you said! Now go and get the money from your piggy bank!" Anna raised her hand threateningly

"What? But I saved that money for a long time!" Yoh should have seen it coming

SLAP!

"No buts! Do you expect me ,your fiancée and the future shaman queen, to have less than what she deserves? Now go get that before I double your training schedule!" Anna said

"Yes Anna." Yoh said going to his room sobbing

Anna quickly went back up to her room and sat down,." Heeee now I have you! No one will ever suspect I adore you! From now on you'll be called. Ummmmmm. Mr Kawaii-san! Ya that's right. Heeee I love you so much!" Anna said in the kiddiest of voices.

"Hmmm… I can't let anyone see you with me I better find you a nice place to hide." Anna looked around and she stopped at her closet, "Aha! There! Where is it? I know it's here somewhere. Oh here it is!"

She knocked three times at a certain part of her closet and a secret compartment opened up.

"I heard Ojii-san (you know mikihisa)talking about this the other day. Wow isn't this useful." Anna stuffed well not really placed the hamster carefully down in the secret compartment.

Anyway back to one night sometime in the present setting of this story…

Anna was doing her usual adoring of Mr. Kawaii-san. Hao was going to ask something from Anna but the door was locked. So the only way in was the window. Hao climbed up the tree and heard strangegigglingin Anna's room.

"Did Anna invite any of her friends to come today and if they did eww they were talking about girly stuffs then." Hao whispered to himself not trying to think of much since maybe from here Anna could pick up his thoughts in the air

Hao stopped at the branch closest to Anna's window which was covered by thick green leaves. He was shocked to find Anna all alone and there weren't even any ghosts so that could only mean one thing. Anna was doing that childish voice. And what more she was hugging at a Ham Ham doll!

"Oh Mr Kawaii-san you're funny." She told the doll

And the dolls name is Mr Kawaii-san. Hao couldn't take much more of this. Anna as in Anna, the one with the harsh slaps and the most tiring punishments, is actually being nice and all girly-ish like. Hao could only resort to one thing at this moment. LOL! Yes to laugh his butt off. He even laughed so hard that he fell of the branch and into a bush. And that bush was a thorny rose bush. Ouch. But Hao couldn't notice the pain because he was laughing like hell.

Anna couldn't tolerate this and looked outside her window to find Hao laughing. This enraged her so much. Her secret was out and the person who knew about it was Hao.

"HAO! Get up here now and stop laughing!" Anna shouted at Hao who of course complied in fear

"Ehehehhe Anna ummmm I didn't see anything. I just I just was well umm on top of the building and I erm uhhh fell off because Yoh told me a joke. Ummm yah we were stargazing!" Hao said all in one breath

"Don't lie to me!" She slapped Hao

SLAP!

"Grrrr I hate you sooo much! And if you dare tell another soul about this I'll make sure you reincarnate500 yearsearlier than what you planned!" Anna whispered threateningly

(Hmmmm didn't I use this already? Oh well)

"I promise I will never tell anyone ever!" Hao sweared well of course as if

So then the next day….

Anna came down to the breakfast table to find everyone laughing.

"What are you bakas laughing about?" Anna demanded to know why

"Hey Anna why don't you hit me with your furry Kawaii Hamtaro doll!" Horo mocked

"Ahahahhaha nice one!" Hao said

"Hmph bakas! I'm going to the onsen if anybody needs me I'll be there for quite a while." Ren stood up and left

Hao and Horo continued to mock Anna from the breakfast table. This only met one consequence…

"You guys are going to crossover now!" Anna screamed as she brought out the shikigamis Zenki and Gouki (Is it Gouki or Kouki cause it sounds like gouki to me)

Anna chased the two all around the house. There was mass hysteria. They ran through the house as if it was on fire. Well there was only one thing that was on fire here and it was Hao's cooking. (He cooks yes) To solve this he quickly stopped.

"STOP!" Everyone stopped in their tracks as if time suddenly stopped.

Hao headed for what he was cooking in the kitchen and quickly grabbed it out from the stove and boy it was hot, "OW OW OW OW!"

Hao went back, "Ok let's continue!" Time started again

"AHHHHHH! I'm too sexy to die!" Hao screamed

"You're not sexy! And I'm too stupid to die!" Horo screamed

"Ya! He's too stupid to die!" Hao agreed

"Hey! What's that suppose to mean you're suppose to disagree!" Horo screamed at Hao

They both argued until Anna interrupted, "AHEM!"

"Oh ya! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They both screamed in terror

They went into the living room where Yoh was listening to music, "Hi guys!"

"Ya sure!" Hao jumped through the window and was soon followed by Horo

Yoh was baffled by what was wrong with those two. Poor guy he knew it too soon.

Anna came storming into that room and Yoh was never the same again.

Anna soon caught up with the two and poor them they joined Yoh and the league of the undead. They swore to secrecy or else they would face things worse than death.

How'd you like that and thanks for reading please also review and I also take anonymous reviews ahahahhahahaha hope you enjoyed that!