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Disclaimer: Yes, it's true, I don't own Yugioh, Cinderella or the good ol' coconut gag.
Warning: Yes, Bakura's at it again. CROSS DRESSING AHEAD!
More theatre terms:
Upstage – toward the back of the stage
Downstage -
Italics – Narration by Erin
"Erin, what are those…?" Yami asked, pointing to the photos that the girl held.
"Oh, just the photos from Snow White."
"Which ones…?"
"Oh, you know which ones."
Yami suddenly realised which ones, but Erin was already holding them over her head. Because she was taller than him, the 5000 year old pharaoh couldn't reach them.
Unfortunately for Erin, fortunately for Yami, the even taller Kaiba reached over and grabbed them, and ripped them up.
"Oh, well, I still have the negatives. Anyway, today we're doing Cinderella. Bakura, could you tell us the casting please."
"Okay. Cinderella – Yugi, Ugly Stepsisters – Marik and Malik, Stepmother – Tea, Fairy Godmother – Ryou, Prince – Joey, Coco-shoe man – Yami."
"Coco-shoe man?"
"You carry the shoe, and you bang the coconuts together." Erin explained.
"Well, at least I don't have to kiss Kaiba."
"Now, go away!"
Once there was a man who loved his wife and daughter very much. But one day the wife died, and he remarried. His new wife was very mean, and had two ugly daughters, who were pretty bitchy as well. Then the man died, leaving his daughter with her mean stepmother and stepsisters.
The curtains opened up. This time the set was like this: Upstage stage right was the house while downstage stage right was the cellar. Stage left was the castle.
Yugi, in rags, was in the cellar, while Tea, in a black dress, and Marik and Malik, in ugly vomit green dresses were in the house.
The stepmother made the little girl do all the house work. The girl slept in the cinders (ashes) of the fire and therefore by her stepfamily was called 'Cinderella'.
"I can't do that!" Tea wailed. "Yugi's my friend!"
"But we can!" Malik yelled.
"Yeah! Work you pathetic pharaoh's hikari!" agreed Marik.
Anyway one day the prince decided to hold a huge party at the palace (because he could) and all the young girls in the kingdom, including Cinderella. But because her stepmother was a bitch, she wouldn't let her go.
"Of course you can go Cindy!"
"Tea…"
"I mean, you can't go. Do the housework. How was that?"
"Good. Now we won't send you to the shadow realm." Marik replied.
"Not yet any way." His yami added.
The three of them walked over to the ball. And the crazed Ishtars tried to chat up Joey, who was dressed like a fairytale prince, while Joey was running crazily in circles, which was making poor Yami dizzy, because he had to follow him everywhere, bashing those two good ol' coconuts together.
Anyway, poor little Cindy was pissed off that she couldn't go to the ball.
"WHY! Is it because I'm short?" Yugi yelled at the ceiling.
Erin and Mokuba sweat-dropped. Everyone else was watching Marik and Malik chase Joey (and Yami) around the stage.
"Do they really have to do that?" Mokuba said.
"Apparently, they do."
Her magical fairy godmother heard her cries and appeared in a flash of light.
Suddenly, a strobe light started flashing, and Marik and Malik started having epileptic fits. Joey then ran over to the party, Yami close behind.
On the other side of the stage, Ryou 'appeared' wearing a light purple dress and dark purple fairy wings. He also had a wand.
The strobe then stopped.
"Who the hell are you?" Yugi screamed.
"I'm your fairy godmother! Who else would I be? By the way, do you think my wings are cute?"
Yugi sweat dropped. "Can we just get on with this?"
"Don't worry about him, Ryou, I think you're wings are very cute!" yelled Erin.
"Thank you. Okay, do you want to go to the party, Cindy?"
"YES!"
"Then stand still!"
The lights suddenly went off, and there was a lot of strange noises as the Ishtars woke up, and Yugi was trying to get changed in the dark.
"GET AWAY YOU PSYCHOS!"
"But you're our snuggle bunny!"
When the lights finally came on, Yugi was in a long white dress and the traditional glass slippers (imported from Italy on Kaiba's credit card), and Joey was trying to stop Malik glomping him.
"Okay, that's it. Marik, Malik, why are you doing that to Joey?" Erin demanded.
"We thought it was in the script!" Marik pleaded.
"Well, it's not. Stop it!"
"Yes, mother."
So the fairy godmother called a coach rental place an ordered Cindy a coach, because she couldn't find the right pumpkin.
"Cindy, you have to be here by midnight, because that's when I have to return the coach. Oh, yeah and he magic will wear off as well."
And in no time at all, Cindy was at the palace ball.
Hey! That rhymed!
"Could you just get on with it?" Mokuba complained.
"Sorry, Mokie."
The prince was overcome by Cinderella's beauty and they danced all night, and made the ugly bitches, I mean stepsisters, very jealous. That is until midnight…
"Oh shit! I have to go!" Yugi ran off, and of course, lost his shoe.
"No! Wait! My true love!" Joey ran after him, and then noticed Yugi's shoe.
"Oh! I shall not let it out of my sight!"
"Hey, Joey, don't over do it okay?"
"Sorry, Erin. Anyway, whoever this shoe fits shall be my wife!"
The next day the prince and his faithful coco-shoe man went to see who the mysterious owner of the shoe was.
No one fit the shoe. And then they came to Cinderella's house…
"Hey let me try!" Malik jammed the shoe onto his foot.
"I'm sorry," Yami said, "It's too small."
"My turn!" It was too small for Marik's foot too.
"This shoe must belong to a midget!" Marik complained.
"Vertically challenged person!" Yugi came back on, dressed in his rags again.
"Well look, there's someone else!" Yami said. "Here try on this shoe."
It fit of course. This is a fairytale, after all, however messed up it may be.
"Oh, Cindy! I'm so proud of you!" Tea exclaimed.
"We warned you!" Malik then promptly sent her to the shadow realm.
Anyway, the Prince and Cindy got married, had kids, and lived, of course, happily ever after.
By the way, the ugly stepsisters were sent to prison for sexual harassment, and sending innocent people to the shadow realm.
And that everyone is the end.
On a sidebar, photos of Snow White are available from the tickets booth for $19.95! Enjoy!