Disclaimer: According to my team of highly paid lawyers, I don't own Yugioh, Sleeping Beauty, or my good ol' friend, the coconut-acing-as-horse's-footsteps gag. They shall be fired tomorrow.
Warning: Bakura's gone missing, but his replacement loves to humiliate a few certain people so there shall still be cross-dressing!
Italics – Narration (still done by Erin)
"Um, guys," Erin said, "Where's Bakura?"
"How should I know?" replied Ryou.
"Maybe because he's your YAMI!"
"Oh, yeah. But, I still haven't seen him since the start of Cinderella."
"Oh god, don't remind me!" Joey ran off to clear those horrific images from his head.
"At least they didn't kiss you." Yami noted.
"Are you EVER going to get over that?" Erin asked.
"No."
"So anyway, who's going to do the casting for Sleeping Beauty?"
"I will!" Kaiba said.
"Aright then, shoot."
"King – Odion, Queen – Ishizu, Good fairies – Yami, Mutt and Ryou, Evil fairy – Mai, Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) – Serenity, Prince – ME!"
"How did I know that was coming?" asked Yami.
"YAY! I get to be a fairy again!" screamed Ryou.
"Whatever, just go."
The set this time was a castle, with the tower very stage left, and the throne room stage right. Ishizu and Odion were in the throne room, dressed in King and Queen Costumes.
Once in a Kingdom far, far, far, very far, away, there was a King and a Queen who wanted nothing other than a daughter too call their own. And one day, surprise, surprise, a baby girl was born to them. And they called her Aurora, which means 'dawn'.
So they decided to throw huge party… I mean christening, and invite all the fairies in the land. But there was one they didn't invite, because she was really old and everyone thought she was dead or something because they hadn't heard from her in ages.
But she was alive, and she wanted revenge for not being invited…
The good 'fairies', also known as Yami, Joey and Ryou came on. Ryou was dressed in his fairy godmother outfit, and Yami and Joey were dressed similar, except Yami's dress was pink and his wings were red, and Joey's dress was light yellow and his wings were gold.
Backstage, Kaiba was doubled over with laughter…until…some one knocked him out and dragged him away…
The good fairies gave Aurora gifts and stuff.
"I give her the gift of beauty." said Joey waving his wand like a maniac.
"I give her the gift of great charm and grace." Yami added.
"Oh, my Ra, they're turning her into a Mary-Sue!" Odion screamed.
"The horror!" Ishizu added.
At that moment the evil, old, ugly-
"Hey! I resent that!" came Mai's voice from the wings.
Whatever. Anyway the evil fairy chose that moment to crash the party.
Mai entered wearing a long back dress and black bat-like fairy wings.
"Oh, look what a beautiful little brat!" Mai exclaimed. "On her sixteenth birthday, she'll prick her finger on a spindle and DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Wow. Who knew Mai had such a cool evil laugh?" Erin noted.
"And there's nothing you can do about it you pitiful fairies!" Mai continued, "So there!"
She then walked out.
And so the King and Queen were very upset about what the evil fairy just did, until the last good fairy stepped forward…
"Um, well, I'm not as powerful as that ugly old hag," Ryou said, "But I can lessen its impact. Instead of dying, she will just sleep until she is kissed by her true love."
Even so, for good measure, the King ordered the destruction off all the spindles in the kingdom. Which raises a question, what did they wear for the next sixteen years? I mean, they needed the spindles to make thread, so, where did they get thread from? I guess they had to import it or something.
So, anyway, years past and Aurora grew up to be a beautiful Mary-Sue, I mean princess. She was perfect in every single way, which drove all the other girls in the castle mad.
Then, on her sixteenth birthday, Aurora when exploring around the castle…
Serenity came on, dressed like she was in Snow White. She walked up to Mai, who was dressed as an old woman.
"What are you doing?" asked Serenity.
"I'm spinning." replied Mai.
"Can I try?"
"Of course."
After a second Serenity pricked her finger. "OW! Why does that keep happening?" She then collapsed.
Aurora then fell asleep, and the spinner, who was the evil fairy, ran off in glee, thinking that she was dead.
The King and Queen found her there, and, remembering what the good fairy had said, took her up to her bedroom to sleep.
A hundred years passed, and the rest of the people in the castle died, and a wild forest of rose bushes grew up around the castle.
Then one day a handsome (cough) prince came to the village near the castle…
No one came.
I said, a handsome prince came to the village!
Still, no one.
"WHERE'S KAIBA?" Erin screamed.
"I don't care!" replied Joey.
"I know that!"
"Don't worry!" Tristan came on, "I'll be Serenity's prince!"
"NO!" Duke also came on, "I'll be Serenity's prince!"
"Guys," Erin asked, "Did you knock Kaiba out and stuff him in a cupboard?"
"Maybe…"
"Mokuba, go get your brother."
"Alrighty then!" Mokuba ran off to find him.
Ten minutes later, the show could go on. Kaiba came on, dressed in a prince costume, with Yugi on coconut duty.
He asked the villagers who was in the castle, and they told him that a princess who had been sleeping for a hundred years was there. They also said that no one could get in.
"It doesn't matter! I believe that the princess that will be my bride is in that castle!"
So the prince rode up to the castle, and when the got to the rose bush forest he hacked at it with his sword.
In fact, he was using Yugi's hair. It was probably more dangerous than a sword anyway.
He went up to Aurora's bedroom, and was so captivated by her beauty that the kissed her. She then woke up.
After Kaiba kissed Serenity, a very angry fairy godmother chased after him, yelling "Get away from my sister!"
If you can't work out who it is, you are an idiot.
So the prince and Aurora went off to his kingdom, got married and lived happily ever after.
The end.
"I WANT BAKURA BACK!" yelled Erin. "KAIBA IS A SUCKY CASTER!"