I got some requests for what to do next, but I'd already started Rapunzel, and I was too lazy to start something new.
But the order for the next five after Rapunzel is: Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Princess and the Pea, Aladdin, and the Gingerbread man. Thank you.
Thank you all for reviewing!
Disclaimer: It seems like I still don't own Yugioh, or Rapunzel. Darn it!
Warning: Bakura's back, cross-dressing, blah, blah, blah…
"Bakura!" Erin glomped the yami, "You're back! Thank God! Kaiba sucks at casting more than Tristan sucks at Duel Monsters! What were you doing?"
"I'll tell you, if you get off of me."
"Sorry, Kura-chan"
"And don't call me that!"
"Sorry."
"Any way, I was attempting to take over America."
"Did it work?"
"Well, I got Las Vegas!"
"Hey guys!" Erin yelled to the rest of the cast. "Bakura's shouting lunch! And he's going to give us his superior casting for Rapunzel."
"Okay, Mother – Duke, Father – Tristan, Witch – Kaiba, Rapunzel – Ryou and Prince – Yugi!"
"Okay guys let's get to it!"
The stage this time is the tower stage left, the parent's house stage right, and a big wall & garden in between them.
Once there was a man and a…woman? Well, Duke does look like a girl. Anyway they longed for a child. One day the woman fell pregnant. Oh, how original.
Duke, dressed as a woman, and Tristan dressed as a farmer, rushed on.
"Guys, you're late." Erin said menacingly.
"Sorry." They chorused.
So, then the wife got cravings, I mean serious cravings for endive.
"What's endive?" Duke asked, "And why am I craving it?"
"1. It's in the story and 2. I don't know. I think it's like lettuce."
And the only place where endive grew was next door in the garden of this really rich, mean, bastardy, witch.
So, because the husband was a big wimp who doers nothing for the plotline of the actual story, he was too scared to do it.
"Do it, please, Tristan?"
"Alright, alright!"
"YAY! I love you!"
"WHAT?" yelled everyone else in the immediate vicinity.
Duke sweat-dropped. "He, he, he, I didn't say any thing."
Erin & Mokuba anime fell. The audience got bad pictures in their heads. And Tristan was very disturbed. But, as they say, the show must go on.
So the husband managed to sneak into the witch's garden and steal some endive, and wife was very happy and stopped throwing chairs at him.
But soon she got the cravings again, and the husband had to get her more endive. But this time he was caught!
Kaiba, in Bakura's witch outfit from Snow White, grabbed Tristan by the scruff of his neck, and yelled, "What are you doing in my garden?"
"Err, trying to get some endive for my pregnant wife?"
"Alright then take all the endive you want."
"Really? YAY!"
"But, you have to give me your child." Kaiba suddenly realised what he said. "Why would I want their brat anyway?"
"I don't know. 'Cause you're lonely?" Erin interjected.
"But I have Mokuba, don't I? Mokuba? Are you there?"
"What? I didn't hear you, Seto." Erin and Kaiba anime fell.
So, when the baby, a girl, was born, the witch came and took her. She locked the child, whom she called Rapunzel, in a high tower.
Sixteen years past and Rapunzel grew in to a beautiful young woman. With really long hair.
Ryou entered in the top of the tower, which was about two and a half meters off the ground. He was wearing a long deep purple dress, and a wig that was really, really long (and white).
And whenever the witch wanted to check on Rapunzel she would say…
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
Ryou chucked the end of his wig off the balcony and Kaiba tried to get up. Emphasis on tried. The wig came off Ryou's head and Kaiba went crashing to the ground.
"That's for doing such sucky casting for Sleeping Beauty!" yelled Erin.
The one day a prince who was randomly just happening to be walking past, (Someone stole the coconuts) saw Rapunzel in the tower and how to get up and instantly fell in love.
Yugi walked on, dressed in the good ol' prince costume, a little upset that he didn't have a horse.
"Oh cool! Random sexy girl in a tower!"
"Is everyone here gay?" Erin screamed.
"NO!" replied all the guys that were present.
"Anyway, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" Yugi yelled.
This time Ryou held his wig out of the window and Yugi climbed up. It also helped that Yugi was smaller than Kaiba.
And so the prince and Rapunzel fell in love. The prince continued to visit for, a while until…
"Why are you so heavy on my hair and the prince is so light?" Ryou asked Kaiba.
"What prince?"
"You know, the really hot one that comes around about 2, everyday?"
"WHAT!"
Due to Rapunzel's stupidity, her hair was hacked off; she was chucked out of the tower to live on her own, and forbidden to see the prince for a month.
So when the prince came around again…
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
Kaiba held the wig out the window, and when Yugi got up there…
"Hey! You're too ugly to be Rapunzel!"
"Yugi, physics lesson for you. What would happen if I shoved you out of this tower?"
"He can't do that! Can he?" Yugi asked Erin.
The girl shook her head. "Sorry, Yugi. It's in the script."
So the witch shoved the prince out of the tower, he fell into some thorns and was blinded.
Fortunately for Yugi, the tower on set had a mattress at the bottom instead.
He wandered for many days, until he heard beautiful singing.
"MAKE IT STOP!" Erin & Mokuba had earmuffs on, and Yugi was running madly around the stage.
Apparently, Ryou was tone deaf.
He recognised the singing as Rapunzel's and went over to her. When she saw he was blind, she cried.
Ryou had to stick an onion under his eyes to cry.
Her tears healed the prince's sight, and the two of them headed out for the prince's kingdom and guess what? They lived happily ever after.
But the witch was killed by a rampaging lynch mob, headed by Bakura, for really sucky casting, and being a mean rich bastard.
The end.
Said lynch mob, which involved several reviewers, were already chasing after Kaiba.
Yes, things are back to normal.
Kaiba: (running past pursued by lynch mob) Save me!
Erin: Why?
Kaiba: Because you love me?
Erin: No, I don't.
(Kaiba runs away, screaming like a girl)