I thought maybe I had landed on the ground too hard and been knocked out. In the distance I could see a village.I got up and walked there, hoping someone could tell me where I was. I saw Miroku walking around doing the usual. Hitting on girls. I went over to talk to him. "Hey..you're Miroku right?" I asked. "Why yes I am...what can I do for you?" he replied. " I am a little lost..I'll explain later. But can you help me out?" I asked him. "Sure." he said. "Can you take me to Inuyasha?" I asked him. "Depends on what you want with him." he said. " I need his help too." I said."I suppose I can take you to him." Miroku said. I followed him to the hut Inuyasha and the others were staying in.
Sango looked at me and said,"Who are you?" I said," My name is Katie...I know your Sango...long story." Miroku looked at me and said,"Inuyasha must be out right now. But if you want you can wait here until he gets back." I thought to myself," Of course I want to stay here." But then I thought that I could be trying to figuire out how to get out of here. " No thank you. Thanks for helping me.Can I come by later to check and see if he is here?" I asked. " Sure. He should be here soon," he answered."Thanks, I'll check in soon." I said as I was walking out of the hut. It was starting to get dark outside so I started to search of a way to get out. I wonder what Kat is doing back in Omaha.
Meanwhile..back in Omaha
"Holy shit man! She just disappeared into a bright light!" Kat was running around the playground screaming trying to figuire out what the hell just happened.Tim was still on the phone with her. " Where the hell did she go? I know I'm going to get blamed for this." she was histerical. "Maybe I should try to call her cell phone. I'll try to use 3 way on my cell. If it hangs up on you Timothy I'll try to call you back." she said. " Ok." Tim said. Ring, ring, ring.."Yay! It worked." Kat said. "Hello," I answered. "Katie...where the hell are you?" she asked. "Umm...if I told you that you wouldn't believe me. Do exactly what I did though. Swing on the same swing and go so high..and then jump off. I'll wait for you here." I tried to sound as serious as I could. She said," Whatever Katie...I'll play along." So she started to swing and when she got high enough she jumped off. She also saw a bright light. Soon enough I saw here appear right next to me.
" Follow me, we have to go check and see if Inuyasha is there." I said.Kat looked at me like I was supposed to be kidding or something.I think she thought I wasn't serious. So I grabbed her by the hand and pulled her up off the ground. " Katie, I think you hit your head too hard on the ground...maybe I did too." she said."Just come with me Kat." I said. We started walking back to the hut. Inuyasha was there...when he was gone he was going to Kagome's house. There was a huge dinner set up. We went in the hut and then quickly ran out." Hey...they had food.Let's go back." Kat said." No, we will wait until they're done. All we are doing is talking to Inuyasha." I said."What about?" she asked. "Um...I...I don't know..I guess I was just excited to see Miroku." I said. "I'm going in there...there a lot of cute anime guys...this is my dream come true." she said. I just laughed. She walked into the hut and no one knew who she was. She sat down next to Miroku. Miroku had a puzzled look on his face." Um..who are you?" he asked her. "I'm a friend of Katie. I know this is just a dream so I'm gonna have fun ok?" she said.
I knew what she was going to do. This should be funny. I know this is going to have something to do with Miroku and Sango is going to be so jealous Kat should be thrown out in 3,2,1. Then Kat flew out of the hut. I knew it. Atleast she was smiling. Miroku ran out of the hut."Don't go!" he yelled at us. But we were already running. It took Kat a while and she yelled at me,"Oh my god...there was a guy telling us to stay...a hot guy...I'm going back!" I kind of expected that. She ran back to Miroku and grabbed him. She said," Come with me. We will have you back to Inuyasha and the others by morning." He was enjoying this. Miroku lead the way since we didn't know where the hell we were going.I whispered to Kat,"Pss...Kat. Do you have any clue where he is taking us?" She shook her head. "But where ever it is...as long as its with him I'm OK." she said. This is one of the many moments that I wish Tim was here...oh my god...Tim. Kat must have hung up on him when we did that." Kat did you hang up on Tim when you were jumping off the swing?" I asked her. " Um...oops...hehe.." she said.
I called him back from my cell phone...still surprised that it works right now. "Hello," he said. I could tell it was him. "Hi..I'm sorry about that whole thing. I don't think Kat meant to hang up on you," I said. She looked at me with a cold look. I just smiled and hugged her..she yelled out,"Rape!" a little too loud. Miroku looked back at us. I don't know if he knows what rape means. But either way...he had a weird look on his face. "What was that?" Tim said. "Um...nothing.." I said. Kat just burst out laughing. She grabbed the phone from me and said,"Your girlfriends a rapist Tim!" I kicked her..like always. But this time she deserved it. Miroku said," Here we are." " Oh my god..it's beautiful." Kat said. It was the hot springs..surrounded by flowers. I knew what Kat was thinking. She still had the phone and was telling Tim how beautiful it was and how she knows I wished he could be there. Of course I wished he could be there. Because since he is not there...I'm not going anywhere near the hot springs."I'm just gonna wait for you guys over here," I told them.
Kat was happy. " More for me!" she said.Miroku gave a perverted smile. Then ,doing what he does best, he touched her butt. She just smiled. He said," I want you to bear my children." He was expecting to be slapped...as always. She said,"Maybe when I'm older..I'm only 14 right now." He never thought she would actually say yes. Then it hit him."You're 14?" he said. "No...I'm like 22...of course I'm 14. Do I look like an adult to you?" He looked down at her chest."Not in that area!" she yelled out. I could tell I should just walk away. But it was too funny to just walk away and wonder what would happen. So I stayed.