Badfic

Chapter 2

By BakaDaz

The group walked for a couple days and stuff, Sarah leading the group now because Inuyasha thought she was so awesome that she should do it. All was well and everyone was happy, until another demon attacked. Now, we all know that Sesshoumaru is full demon and can defeat anything, Inuyasha with his sword can take down enormous enemies, Miroku can suck virtually anything into his kazaana, and Sango is an experienced demon exterminator... But, everyone cowered at the sight of the demon except Sarah, who leapt into the air and kicked the demon. With that one kick, she destroyed it and it was gone. Everyone praised her, and her beauty, and awesomness, and her huge boobs.

Anyways, all of a sudden, Kikyo popped out of nowhere. Now, a lot of Inuyasha fans do not like Kikyo, because they think she comes in-between Inuyasha and Kagome and don't even acknowledge that Kikyo could have killed Inuyasha many times and didn't – her love for him is so strong. That does not matter, though. Kikyo is an evil witch.

"Evil witch," growled Inuyasha, who would never call her that but, hey, it's a fanfiction.

"Inuyasha, you're going with me to Hell," Kikyo replied, which seems to be a very famous comment from her in fanfictions.

"No he isn't," yelled Sarah, who appears to have taken the main role in the Inuyasha universe somehow. Then, from out of nowhere, she pulls out a hidden sword with powers that no other sword could ever go up against, and strikes Kikyo with it. Then we continue talking in present tense for a bit...

Kikyo cries out in pain from what has just happened to her and then becomes ash. Everyone cheered because no one liked her and they continue on venturing off a bit.

"I'm tired," Kagome says.

"You're always tired," Inuyasha replied in an annoyed voice.

Due to the fact that Kagome always seems to sit Inuyasha for very pointless reasons in fanfictions, she yells out her 'sit' command and Inuyasha hits the ground, making a crater.

Sarah yelled at Kagome for doing such a thing to him. Kagome apologized. Then the group all sat down and made a fire, Sesshoumaru and Rin away from the rest of the group.

"You know, Sarah," Kagome said with a smile. "Even though you're obviously stealing Inuyasha away from me and I should be very concerned right now, it doesn't really bother me and I think you're the coolest person ever."

"Gee, thanks Kagome," Sarah replied.

"Me, too," Sango agreed.

Sarah was happy that everyone liked her, although there was little shock. Finally, when everyone was asleep, Sarah sensed a demon, though no one else did, and awoke to leave and find Naraku.

"Don't you think what you're doing is evil? All these people are sad because of you!"

"Gee," Naraku replied. "I never thought about it like that... You've made me realize what bad things I have been doing. Nevertheless, I should try to kill you."

"NO," Sarah yelled and pulled out a magical sword she had and kicked Naraku's butt so bad he went crying back to his castle.

When Sarah returned to the group, Sesshoumaru approached her and told her how beautiful she was and how awesome of a fighter she was, although Sesshoumaru would never say such things, much less the word "awesome."

Then, Inuyasha came up and he pushed Sesshoumaru out of the way and told her he thought she was more beautiful and stronger. Sarah thought that was sweet of him.

Then, Miroku shoved both of them out of the way and declared his love for her. So, the three guys fought over her, for some reason forgetting about previous feelings and so on. None of them knowing what would happen the next day...

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A/N: Yes, to clarify, everything between the "By BakaDaz" and the author note is the actual story, of course I'm mocking how some authors ask for ridiculous amounts of reviews before updating again. Well, until next time, thanks for reading.