Author's note: Ok this is the third segment to "Don't hit the monks!". I hope you enjoy Goku's little food 'problem'.
Goku:
"Sanzo! I need food, I can't walk anymore!"
"Shut-up, I am NOT feeding you, you damn monkey!"
"But sanzo!"
"You heard 'im, now shut-up. I'm gonna laugh when one of these days
the food you eat is gonna eat you."
Gojyo that's not funny! Since when is my food gonna rebel and try to eat
me? But I have never thought about it. Oh well. Catching up to them, I lag behind for
the second time. Damn they walk too fast. Their legs are too long!
"Can you guys slow down? grumble Sanzo can we please get
something to eat!"
"If you must eat then get something, but hurry up or we'll leave
you behind."
"Sanzo I'm afraid Goku has no money to get something."
"Speaking of which, priest, smokes are in order."
"Fine!"
Yay! I get food! Gazing at everything on the bar, I start to drool. Wiping it away I look
at Sanzo. I swear I had hearts for eyes. Getting a major anger mark, he waves to go.
Jumping from my seat, I run to the bar. Picking up a plate, I pile it high with food.
After I had finished, I walk back to the table. Rolling off the plate, I move to pick up
the meat bun.
Grasping the bun, something bit me. Damn it! Pulling back my hand, slight
rivers ran down my hand. Looking under the table, the damned meat bun was
growling and glaring at me. Sitting back up , I look at Sanzo, then Gojyo and lastly
Hakkai. Looking at me worried, I jump from my seat. The damn thing bit me!
Shaking my leg to see if I can get it off, it tightens it's grip. It won't come off!
"Sanzo the meat bun won't let go!"
"your problem not mine."
"Get it off! Hakkai!"
Laughing his ass off, Gojyo finally gets up and helps. Prying it off, he throws the bun
towards Sanzo. Who pulls out the banishing gun and shoots it.
"I'm sorry Goku. I couldn't resist."
"You're mean Hakkai."
"I told you saru that food is going to attack you."
"Shut-up Gojyo!"
Whining I felt I lost my appetite. Sitting back down, I watch Sanzo take out a
smoke and light it. Inhaling deeply, my eyes follow his every move. Blinking I look
away. Why is it that sanzo never helps me when I ask him? Exhaling the toxic
smoke, I let my attention wander back to my food. Waaahhh! Sanzo it moved
again!
"Damn it Saru! You were complaining you were hungry now eat something!"
"Y-Yes Sanzo? "
"God you're so annoying, eat or do I have to force it down your throat?"
"N-No you don't have to."
Good it's not moving anymore. Sighing I stand up from the table. Walking over to
Sanzo and lightly kiss his cheek. Staring at me in shock, his lit cigarette fell from his
mouth.
"I've suddenly lost my appetite."