Author's note: This is the fourth installment to "Don't hit the monks!" I hope you enjoy it.
"The Nuns attack"Hakkai:
"Sanzo, there seems to be a church up ahead. Should we ask if we could stay
for the night?"
"Ch"
"As long as they allow smokes and booze, I'm down with it."
"I doubt it Gojyo. After all it is a holy place."
"Stopping in front of the church, we all clamor out. Opening the door, the
first five pews were occupied. They all seemingly seemed to be in their 60's.
"Excuse me, Ma'am?"
"Shh –turns around- oh my."
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to interrupt you but could you spare a few rooms for the
night?"
"Yes, yes my dear. It would be a pleasure. Let me show you to which rooms
you will be staying."
Following the elderly woman, Gojyo and Goku both break out into an
argument. With Sanzo ending it with a fire from his banishing gun. Must he
insist on ending it that way, Especially in here? Smiling at the nun, when she
had looked back. The poor lady's face was twisted in horror.
Trying to reassure the woman, Sanzo shatters that idea.
"I'm sorry about that."
"It's alright dear."
"Sanzo! I'm hungry!"
WHACK!
"Ouch!"
"Quit you whining you damn saru!"
"You of all people, a Sanzo priest, should never swear!"
"Oh shut up you old hag."
Oi! Sanzo you're not making this any easier. Neither are Goku and Gojyo.
The so-called serenity of the night was coming all to quickly.
Gracefully pulling my shirt up and over my head, I carefully make my way
to the bed. Sitting down, I swing my legs up on the bed and pull the covers
up. All was quiet for the next 4-5 hours.
Normal:
"AAAHHHH! Goku, Goku!"
SNORE!
"Forget it. Sanzo! –bangs on the door"
"What?"
"I can't see It!"
"Damn perverted Kappa –slams the door"
"whimpers Hakkai…Hakkai."
"What is it Gojyo?"
"I can't see IT!"
"Oh…oh, OH, IT."
"Whines Yeah, It."
Hakkai: Calming the other man down, neither of us had noticed the nuns
standing there. Looking at the door, shocked as hell, I stand up.
"Ladies it's not what it looks like. Or what you think."
"Are you sure about that Hakkai?"
What does he mean 'Are you sure about that?'………… Leaning me
backwards supported by his arm, he locks lips with mine.
Letting go, I felt a little, I guess, dazed.
"Excuse us ladies. A little privacy."
"I hope you don't plan on having it, in god's holy church!"
"Even better."
"Gojyo!"
"Heaven forbid it! Whacks Gojyo over the head"
Chasing Gojyo from the room, I had sat on the floor confused, and
bewildered. Coming back, they each had a rolling pin in hand. Gojyo, look
what you've gotten us into! Sliding down the corridor, he had pulled me into
the shadows as the nuns passed by. Leaning against him, we both sigh. Both
hoping they don't find us, we had thought too soon.
"There they are, get them!"
"Run for it."
I think we're losing them, pulling me into a dark closet, he holds me close,
as if saying sorry. Laughing quietly, he looks at me. Grinning stupidly, I
catch him off guard by kissing him.
"I think they're gone now?"
"Let's get some sleep."
"Sleep sounds good."