Summary: Ugh, just go look at the one on the first chapter, I am lazy and I dunna' wanna' type it again...
Disclaimer: See above statement...
Authors note: Sooooooo sad! I had this chapter written out perfectly, and then I typed it up, and then threw out my rough draft, and then my bitchy computer goes and deletes it on me! And then I tried writing it over and ...it sucks now, and I hate it very much so I just scrapped all my retries and decided to just type whatever came to me... Yes, hogo-chan, karma is a bitch, just like gravity and spelling tests... and these damn beavers who think that if they get control of my brain, they can use me to take over the world... stupid things, they don't seem to realize that no one listens to my psycho babble anyways, so it won't make a difference...
Imaginary friend #1: I listen to you Sara-chan!
Sara-chan: Awww! I love you! And if you ever call me Sara-chan again, I will use your entrails to hang you from a flagpole!
All imaginary friends back away at this point
Sara-chan: So ... Yeah, read and review, oh and I'll even let you people name my imaginary friends... If that isn't love, I don't know what is!
Imaginary friends: Hey, We didn't agree to that!
Sara-chan: You will if you want to see tomorrow smiles evilly... Eh-heh heh heh heh... Oh and I do apologize for any OOC-ness, but as a rabid fan girl, it's only right that I blatantly ignore any and all flaws of my favorite characters...
Imaginary friends: Hey! What about us?
Sara-chan: che, I don't even know you ... you...thinks really hard, head explodes...you nameless morons!
Imaginary friends: Whisper suspiciously in a dark and forboding way Okay, so that's the plan to bring her to her untimely demise cackles heard Hey Sara-chan, do you want a cookie?
Sara-chan: smiles With imaginary friends like these, who needs real ones? Yay, cookies!...(To be continued)
Send Me an Angel, Chapter 2:
Don't tell a lie
Don't be false
or untrue
It all comes back
to you
Naruto was in awe, and although this happened quite often, THIS was still amazing. "Wow, Neji-sempai! Your room is so huge, I could fit my whole apartment in here!"
"You mean your parent's apartment." Naruto flinched at that statement, and Neji wondered what the blonde was hiding about himself. 'Probably nothing important, but then again...' Neji looked over at the other boy who was currently nosing through his stuff.
"You want something to drink Naruto-kun?"
"Uh sure, do you have any Mountain Dew?"
'Maybe that explains his hyperactivity(1)...' "I think so"
Neji went and got both of them refreshments, Naruto his highly caffienated sugar water, and for himself he got a cup of iced tea. By the time he had gotten back to his dorm room, there were several unwanted guests that were visiting with Naruto, namely Shino, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, and Lee.'That kid attracts attention like honey attracts flies, ...now if only these people would leave...' Neji thought wistfully.
All of these people obviously knew the blond, but he was still wondering why Sakura and Ino were here, they didn't seem to like Naruto all that much. He got his answer when he discovered a pale brunet glaring at him from a corner of his room. Sasuke Uchiha, child prodigy and snob extordinare glared at him as he sat next to the blond, a glare that rivaled his own. Neji just ignored him and turned his concentration towards the object of his affections, obviously the brunet he-bitch was jealous. But Neji was not one who should be talking about he-bitchiness, now was he...
Neji also noticed something out of the corner of his eyes. Was that Shino sending intrigued glances towards the genius Shikamaru? Neji didn't know much about these people, but at least one of them has good taste...
"Oh hi Neji! Thanks for the drink!" The only reply he got from the older boy was in the form of a raised eyebrow. And contrary to popular belief, Naruto can take a hint, but only if and when he wanted to.
"Well, sorry to break up the party, but Neji-sempai and me got some work to do!"
There came a chorus of disappointed groans and then, surprisingly enough, a retort from over in the corner. "That would be 'Neji-sempai and I,' Dobe."
"SHUT UP TEME!" 'Damn, the blond can be really loud if he wants to...'
"Shut up yourself, dobe." was the Uchiha's parting comment.
"Urgh! He makes me sooooo MAD!"
'Well, at least I have no competition there...'
There was an akward silence that stretched only a few minutes, but it seemed like much longer..."Uh, you really don't have to help me with this, you know?"
The smile was breath-taking and Neji had a hard time controlling himself, and the next statement did nothing to help his condition.
"Oh, I know that I don't have to, Neji-san, I'm doing this because I want to!" The smile widened, and started to look a little creepy, almost like he was plotting something... 'But he lacks the mental capacity to plot... or does he?'
Oh, uh... thanks, I guess... so ...um ...ah... what do you want to work on...errrr... first..." Neji artistically cursed himself for sounding so stupid.
"I don't know, what has the closest deadline?"
"That would be the class trip..." Neji smiled as an idea came to him..."So, where do you want to go?"
"Huh, What does that have to do with..." And then Naruto figured it out. It hit him like a speeding train.
"You mean you're letting me pick where we are going for the class trip?" Naruto looked like a deer does when it's looking into the headlights of an oncoming truck.
Neji nodded, thinking at least he could do this for the irrisitble blond. Naruto jumped up and glomped the Hyuga. Neji blushed like crazy, and tried to squirm out of Naruto's death grip.
"Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!" As expected, the blond was estatic.
"So...ummm...ahh.. where do you want to go?" Neji asked after Naruto let him go and began gloating like a villain.
"Ya' know, I've always wanted to go to an amusement park! One with rollercoasters and stuff!"
Neji looked at Naruto questionably, "You've mean you've never gone to an amusement park before?"
Naruto blushed a little, "Uh, no, I kinda haven't..."
"Alright then, I know of one we could go to..." Damn, at this moment., Neji was sure eager to please.
"Really! Great!... But, uhh..."Naruto blushed again, "Uhh, I've never been on a roller coaster before...soooo, uhhh would...would you go on one with me?" Naruto's face flared an odd color crimson as he timidly finished his question.
This...THIS had made the Hyuga indescribably happy. In only a few words, Naruto had made his day, his month, his whole damn little life. Now he could die happy.
"Sure, I don't mind." Neji couldn't hide his smirk anymore, now if only that damn Uchiha was here...
Neji was taken by surprise as the eternally grateful blond launched himself at the Hyuga and planted a kiss on him without thinking about it.
But nothing compared to Naruto's surprise when Neji started to kiss him back...
to be continued
Rants: Yay! Cliffy! Well, if you liked how this chapter was, gimme' a hoot, and I'll keep writing like this, cuz it would save me a lot of time, although it might end up being completely random and lose its plot... ok, so, maybe not...
(1) In case you didn't know Mountain Dew is a lemon-lime flavored pop that has extreme amounts of caffeine and sugar in it...sorry if I am stating the obvious, but it's better safe that sorry
Damn. I want some cookies! Buys large boxes of cookies
shoves them all in her mouth at the same time
chokes
dies
...all of her imaginary friends cheer
is resurrected by Joe, the friendly necromancer
Sara-chan: Ha! You cannot get rid of me that easily! invader zim type laugh
Joe the friendly necromancer: Yes, but now... YOU ARE MY SLAVE! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAchoke, hack, cough ...damn, I swallowed my mint...