Disclaimer:Meh ( translation:no, I don't own Naruto, silly gooses)

Summary: Ng (translation: Sillies, You should know this by now! XD)

Notes: Meh. Today I'm feelin' lazy, and I don't want to do anything, so you should feel lucky that I even moved my lazy ass off my bed and army-crawled my way a whole 2 FEET to my computer. A WHOLE 2 FEET! My gosh, how much do you people expect me!

the door is brutally kicked down, enter best friend Alex

Weird old Chinese man voice, you know, like the one dude from Jackie chan adventures, Uncle, or something

Alex: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAbreaths AAA!

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreaths aaa: Um, what do want?

Alex:…I forgot…

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreaths aaa: So you interrupt my uber-creative processes for your idiocy? Miserable wretch!

Alex: Oh! Wait, I remember!…

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreaths aaa: And?

Alex: damn, I forgot…

Imaginary friend: Wow… those two …. they are just…shudders

Alex: I REMEMBER! You horrible person! Just because I left you ALL by your lonesome for two WHOLE weeks,while I was screwing around in Florida, and rubbing it in that you were stuck up north in the ice-cold winter, doesn't mean that you can say that I am no longer necessary as a friend! whips out the chainsaw of bloody dismemberment

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreaths aaa: but…but …THEY BRIBED ME WITH COOKIES! hides behind a well placed and convenient large brick wall

Alex: Yay! Cookies… BUT THAT DOESN'T ATONE FOR YOUR SINS! ominous revving of chainsaw

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreaths aaa:…You …You can have some if you want…holds up pile of cookies, ominous music plays They even come with complementary hypodermic needles and razor blades!

Alex: Yay! Sara, you're my bestest friend!(tbc...I think...)

Saaaaaaaaaaraaabreathsaaa: AW, shit! The beavers are back! Hurry! Hide!runs and hides with faithful shotgun

Yay! Here comes chappie numero 3! does happy dance"

Open fire,

on my burning heart.

I've never been lucky,

in love.

Neji had no idea why he reacted the way he did to Naruto's innocent gesture of thanks. He just couldn't help himself, it was like some one was playing with a voodoo with his face on it, controlling his every move, every reaction. Though, once he had realized what he had done, he made a funny little squeak that he would be ashamed of for the rest of his life, and fled the crime scene.

Throughout this whole ordeal, Naruto had not moved, not shone any sort of reaction for the kiss, but a soon as Neji left the room, he heard an odd sound. It took him a minute to realize that that no, it was not a hysterical reaction on his part, but Naruto was giggling. Not like a mad man, no, but as if one had found something amusing in a ironic manner. This soon turned into full-blown laughter when he noticed Neji peeking in the door way sheepishly.

"Hey! Don't laugh!" Yelled Neji from the other room, still to embarrassed to show his face. The laughter was now hysterical, Naruto choking on air so hard Neji started to worry and came into the room to see if he was alright.

The laughter died immediately when Neji started to pat the poor blonde's back to stop the choking. Neji looked away shyly and didn't see what was coming next. Neji nearly had a heart attack when a warm hand reached over to his cheek and turned his head so that Neji was facing Naruto and Naruto leaned in and softly pressed his lips against the Hyuga's. He watched, mesmerized, as the beautiful blue eyes slid shut and Naruto, his little angel, returned the earlier kiss. ...He could now die a happy man...boy...thing

Neji almost skipped down the hall...well, internally. On the outside no one would be able to tell the difference of his moodfrom every other day, but still, everything was completely different from yesterday. The sun was brighter, the grass greener, the screaming children...Screaming children, wait a second!

Neji rounded the corner quickly to see a group of bullies surrounding a.. a person Neji couldn't see. But it was obvious this gang was seconds from becoming a lynch mob, and what they were screaming caught his attention.

"What the hell are you thinking, you bloody fag! Do you dare contaminate other people with your...your..." The screamer struggled for words, obviously not the brightest crayon in the box."Your faggotiness, Ya' poof!"The speaker blocked Neji's view of their intended victim, but only until the speaker moved forward, intending to beat the living shit out of the person in front of him.

Wait a minute! Neji recognized the shock of wild blond hair! Naruto! His Naruto! They were threatening his angel! With a move not all his own, and with a speed that he never knew he had, he made it just in time to ward the blow away from his precious.

Neji recognized the attackers immediately. It was the school's most formidable gang, Orochimaru and his groupies, the speaker, Kisame What these people wanted with Naruto, he didn't know, but right now they were threatening his property, and that was just begging for an ass-kicking.

"Oooo! Look what we got here! The student council prrrreeeessident. I guess we're in trouble! Whotcha gonna do, exclude us from the class trip?" The freak of nature's mocking tones bothered the Hyuga, and made him do something he never would have otherwise. He sucker punched that motherfucker across the face. Normally he chose to do the moral thing and warn somebody before just whipping out and beating the shit heads into a bloody pulp the exact texture of congealing paste(have you ever done that before, it is quite therapeutic), but this guy just grated his nerves.

Before he knew it, there were spectators watching him repeatedly pound Kisame's face into the floor, and someone had run to fetch a teacher. A well beloved teacher, Iruka-sensei, the science teacher, had come to break up the fight. But boy was he surprised to see what the student council president was doing, and that was obvious by the look of total and udder shock on his face. That only lasted a second, before he dragged both Neji and Naruto, who had joined the fight by the time Iruka had got there, to the principal's office.

They both sat and waited in the secretary's office, under the careful watch of the secretary in question, Shizune. Several times Naruto tried to say something, but was cut off by Shizune. Neji deducted that he was either trying to say sorry for getting him into that fight, or was going to tell him that he was mad at him for interrupting something that he could have handled himself. Neji hoped it was the first reason.

After about twenty minutes, Shizune had got a phone call, and then addressed the truant boys. "The principal cannot come, so the head of the disciplinary office will meet with you. But you must be very respectful towards Tsunade-sama, or you will be severely punished for that too.' she forewarned.

But that still didn't prepare Neji for his first encounter with the head of discipline. She was blond, young, pretty, and was leaning back in a large chair playing cards she probably confiscated from some poor schmoe that had been caught gambling in the lunch room. When she noticed their entrance, she looked up, smiled evilly, and said"Well well well, what have we here?" which was followed by the most insanely evil cackle...

To be continued...

Rants:...hmmm tell me what you think about this chapter, because, right now I am too lazy to bother to have an opinion...

Several loud thuds heard from background, and then a high-pitched girly scream

Sara-chan: Oh, and I almost forgot! We have a special guest today! Isn't that special!holds up a bound and gagged NarutoIsn't he just the cutest?

Naruto: mumph! mumumnumphhhhhh!

Sara-chan:What's that you say? Tell the readers about future plans for this fic?

Naruto:shakes head no violently

Sara-chan: Alright, if you insist!jumps into something that resembles Gai-sensei's 'nice guy' pose, except cooler Okay people! If I keep getting positive response, I promise to try to get this out faster!...But...But I'm thinking about making this a lemony-lime thing...blushes though...I never wrote a lemon before blushes some more and...and I don't know if I can...

struggles from Naruto get more frantic, and gag is ruined

Naruto: QUICK! SOMEBODY HELP ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS SHE DOES TO ME! ABUSE!ABUUUUUUSE!

Sara-chan:Damn, third gag today! Come on, do you think that gags grow on trees? goes to find new gag in her gag closet, which just so happens to be labeled 'gags

opens door

all sorts of S&M paraphenilia fall out, you know, whips, chains, and all that jazz

Sara-chan:...so that's where I put all my supplies from Leather Masters! I was wondering where that went!

Alex:randomly pops in Did I just hear you say 'Leather Masters'?spots Narutoand cackles evilly

Both Sara-chan and Alex:This is gonna be fun...(NOT to be continued...)