Summary: Feh.

Disclaimer: Keh.

Notes: Well, it's been awhile...sorry minna-san! i really didn't mean to wait this long to update but...but...but cries chokes dies Well, now that that is out of the way, i shall try and continue! Onwards and upwards as i always say! But that doesn't make any sense so i might as well shut up and stop looking so very stupid...eh-heh...

Chapter Seven:The plot thickens...and then congeals...eww, gross

It gets in your eyes

It's making you cry

Don't know what to do

(Don't know what to do)

(Note: The (...) means an echo)

Neji couldn't believe it. It had started two weeks ago, the first time they...they uhhhhh...slept together (Neji blushes), and almost every night since, Naruto had spent the night in his arms. Neji had never been happier, even when they were trying to explain to a traumatized Konohamaru what they really WERE doing (which just so happened to be watching a movie very loud, and Neji had fallen asleep, and Naruto couldn't wake him up, so Naruto was being an ass and yelling Neji's name like that. The boy had looked skeptical at first , but bought the story to save his own sanity).

But now it was time for the school trip. Neji had made sure it was perfect, down to the very hotel room the two boys were staying in, in the same room together. That had taken some string pulling, but it was worth it, and he didn't mind calling in all the favors many of the faculty at school owed him. He had even managed to get on the same bus, even though he was in a different grade and class. This was going to go perfectly...or so he thought.

Until after they had settled into their single room. When the hotel had said they hadn't had enough double rooms to accomidate both boys and girls, he had given the boys the double rooms, 2 to a room, and the girls the singles, but that arrangement wouldn't work because 2 boys would be left with out a double room. This had given him a great idea, and he offered to take it, along with his "one friend". And thus the single bed in their room, which they would share, much to his delight. Until after they had settled into their room.

There were screams from down the hall, and several loud noises. Both boys left their room to go see what the desturbance was. A large group was gathered in front of one of the boy's room's door. Huddling in to try and find out what happened. Neji pushed to the front of the crowd and into the room.

The room was a disaster area, shattered glass all over the floor, dressers and desks turned upside down, bedding every where, both the windows smashed and a cold wind was blowing through the room. But that was not all, upon closer inspection, Neji found Kiba, unconciuos and stuffed in a closet. Neji took charge of the situation.

"Chouji, go get the teachers, Shikamaru, go find his room mate...uhhh...ummmm..." He couldn't remember who he had put with the annoying dog boy...and then it hit him like a speeding truck, the Uchiha! "Get Sasuke, and see if he knows any thing, Lee, go get the hotel manager and report a break-in." Chouji waddled off as fast as he could, Shikamaru slinked off in the same general direction, and Lee, ever the over-enthusiastic creepy kid, saluted and sprinted to the elevator. Neji sat down on the bed that wasn't covered in glass shards and started swearing under his breath.

Iruka was the first teacher to arrive, and he nearly had a heart attack at what he saw. He immediately pulled himself together, and pulled Kiba out of the closet (authoress giggles, no pun intended) Soon he was followed by Asuma, Kurenai, and Kakashi. Then the hotel manager, and the Sasuke, who had been in the lobby buying snacks out of the vending machines. All stood and gawped at the sight before the manager went and called to cops. The police arrived in no time, and deemed it was a break-in, with no fault to the residents. Everyone was hustled out and there was police tape put up. They wouldn't even let the two boys get their stuff. Which left Sasuke and Kiba without a room. But it really didn't matter so very much to Kiba, seeing as how he was still unconscious. Kiba was taken to the medical center in the hotel for treatment, which STILL left Sasuke with out a room, or clothes, or hygene necessities.

Iruka was the first to remember that fact and chose a new room for him. "Well, let's see...since you and Naruto are such good friends, why don't you sleep in his room!" Iruka proposed. Before either Naruto or Neji could refuse, Sasuke agreed to this plan, while smirking in Neji's general direction.

Sasuke followed the grumbling boys to their room, but stopped short at the door. "Why is there only ONE bed!" He asked increduously. The look on his face was priceless to Neji.

"Well, you should know that already..." Neji said cryptically. Sasuke blanched...and stopped breathing...and looked like he was having a coronary at what he insinuated.

"Yeah, when they said they didn't have enough double rooms, me 'n' Neji offered to share a single" Naruto said as he bounced over to the bed.

"Then where are all of us going to sleep? We can't all fit in that bed"

"Well, since it's your fault you're in here..."Neji started

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

"OH, yes it is, i vote you sleep on the floor."

"No fucking way"

"Yes fucking way"

"NO FUCKING WAY!" Sasuke launched himself at Neji, who faught back. Their little scuffle ended quickly when Naruto said "Hey I got an idea!"

"Really, i thought you were incapable of a thought process, dobe" Sasuke snapped.

"HEY, That's not true! Beat him up Neji!"

"With pleasure"

"I was kidding!"

"Idiot"

"Well, do you want to hear my idea or not!"

"...Fine what is it?"

Narutop smiled gratefully at Neji, the gesture not lost to Sasuke.

"I say we play cards" Naruto pulls out a pack of cards from his bag.

"And how the hell is that going to solve anything, retard?"

small scuffle ensues

Naruto smiles evilly and says "T he loser sleeps in the bath tub, the other two share the bed, agreed?"

The two brunettes looked at each other, glaring enough to make plants wilt.

"Agreed" they said at the same time

Twenty minutes later

Both Neji and Sasuke were dumbfounded. Never...Never in a milloinn years... Why did the world hate them so? Did they do something wrong in a past life or something? What sort of demon would do this to them?

The blond demon looked up and smiled, "Sorry guys, i guess i lost, eh-heh..."

The world had now witnessed the beginning of the apocalyspe.

(TBC! i hope!)

Notes: well, seeing as how it's been like, forever, i've decided that if i don't get more than five reviews for this chapter, i shan't continue this tstory, and deem it dead. Sorry if that disappionts you, but i've made up my mind. And if i do get enough reviews, i am now looking for a beta reader for this and other stories! Tell me if you want too!and i shall choose the best person (or whom ever bribes me the most!)