Roll stood up and began to follow the giggling with Rush in tow. "It sounds like it's coming from behind those bushes," she whispered. Rush nodded. "Let's go check it out." Walking over and moving aside the bushes, they say several small children dressed in blue parkas.
"Hi!" One said in a high-pitched voice. "We're the Icemen and this is IcemanLand."
"Uh huh," Roll said looking around.
"Hey, did you know when you landed from that big wind you actually fell and crushed our evil dictator, the evil witch of the east?" One of the Icemen asked.
"I had no idea," Roll said. "I didn't mean too."
"Don't be modest," another said. "You're a hero. That bitch had use working in a coal mine! And coal doesn't even exist on the Internet!"
"Yeah, and whenever we argued she loosed her Mettaurs on us!" Another cried.
Roll chuckled "Mettaurs..." she quickly got control of herself. "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. My name is Roll. An this is my dog, Rush." She said pointing to her friend.
"Nice to meet you," the Icemen all said in unison, bowing their heads out of politeness. Then, one of them approached her. "When you killed the witch, she dropped this." He said putting out his hands. In it was glowing data in the shape of shoes. "It's called Ruby Slipper Data. Take it, as a reward for saving us."
Roll smiled and put them on her feet. "They're great. Now do you guys know the way back to ACDC?"
"ACDC? Never heard of it," One replied. "But maybe the Wizard knows."
"Ok...I'm lost," Roll said. "Who is this wizard?"
"Oh he's a wise and powerful navi that rules over us all." The Icemen said. "If you want to get home, he'll know the way."
"But how do I get to him?" She asked. Suddenly, a cruel wind whipped up and the Icement screamed.
"Ah! She's coming hide!" Having short legs they didn't get very far and without much organization the started bumping into each other and falling over. Roll sighed but then looked up. In the sky was a most foul demon; it had a pink body, with a white face and blue spots here and there. It had a ball instead of feet and long arms with yellow hands.
"Who killed my sister?" The creature asked in a high, strange voice. "I'll delete every one of you until I get an answer!" At that the monster began firing blasts of energy at the Icemen and Roll, but being an idiot it didn't notice the obvious until it had torched half the town. "You!" It said pointing to Roll. "You killed my sister and took her shoes! Give them to me so I can sell them on eBay I mean bury her with them!"
Roll tried to take off the shoes to escape conflict, but they seemed glued on. "They won't come off," she grunted.
"Liar!"" the creature yelled. "Now to delete you all!" Suddenly, a blast of white energy hit the creature on the shoulder. It screamed and rolled away but not before yelling "This isn't over, girl! I will get those shoes!"
Then, from the sky, a ball of white light descended. Inside was a glistening navi. All the Icemen bowed their heads. The navi began to speak. "I am Serenade, witch of the north. I apologize for the rudeness of Coloredman, he really loved his sister."
"It's a HE!" Roll exclaimed.
"Yes, yes. But that isn't the point. You defeated the evil dictator and freed the Icemen. For that, I shall reward you. What do you wish?" Serenade asked.
Roll looked at Serenade. "I'd really like to go home to ACDC," she said Serenade looked sad as she shook her head.
"I am sorry, but I do not know where that is. I could teleport you, but you might end up in a terrible place. However, I do know who can help." Serenade motioned to a yellow path in the center of IcemanLand leading outward. "Follow the yellow path and you will be at the Emerald Site. There, you will find the wizard and he will help you get home."
"Thank you," Roll said. Moving along the road. "Come on, Rush." The little dog began to trot behind her as the Icemen waved goodbye.
Meanwhile in Lan Hikari's Bedroom
Lan pushed his bed with all his might to block the door. He panted hard then slumped down on the floor. "Let's see Mayl try to get through that." He puffed. Suddenly, he heard loud cracking sounds. He looked to see small holes in the door. "A sledgehammer? Where did she get a sledgehammer? And even more weird, why did my mom let her in with that?"
In the Hikari kitchen...
"I wonder why Lan asked Mayl to bring over a sledgehammer? Oh well, kids will be kids," she said to herself, finishing up washing the dishes.
Lan realized there was no escape now. "I'm trapped in my room, Mayl's gonna kick my ass. Oh, what will I do?"
HES: Another end to another chapter. Again I'd like to thank my fans. And so...
Next time on Navi of Oz: Roll finds she's not the only one who wants to see the wizard. Along the road out of IcemanLand, she comes across Shiningman who joins her. Meanwhile in the real world, Lan is trying to find a safe hiding place from Mayl. Can he do it? Will Roll's ally prove helpful? Find out next time!