HES: Well here we are again fans (if any of you are left). I know it has taken, once again, a long time for this chapter but I do have a life outside of fan fiction. I am also working on another currently so I stagger the writing (one chapter of this, then one chapter of the other). I also have finals next month so I need to be studying, thus it's harder to write. Here you go.
Roll and her pals Rush, Shiningman, Metalman and their new buddy Beastman strolled merrily along the yellow path. Eyeing the skyline, Metalman made an observation.
"See that?" he said pointing to a large green tower. "That's the Emerald Site where the wizard lives. But to get to it we need to cross…that." Motioning forward, the others looked in horror at what lay before them, a field swarming with Mushy viruses.
"No problem!" Shiningman intervened. "Now to attempt my super alter expert program advance!"
"How about you don't," Roll sighed, a sweatdrop forming on her head. "You'll probably end up blowing yourself to smithereens."
"Of course not Miss Roll, I am an expert! Now for my Program Advance! Bomb Blade Blaster Blitz! MiniBomb chip! Sword chip! Cannon Chip! Slot in!" Spinning around wildly a strange weapon appeared in his hand. He aimed the weapon at the viruses and got ready to fire. BOOM!
"Shiningman…deleted." The voice of the Internet narrator said.
"Well, we're probably better off without him." Beastman said. "Now we need a plan to get past those viruses…" Just as he was saying that, Shingingman magically reappeared.
"Damn it!" Everyone cursed, even Rush despite the fact he can't talk.
"Well, we might as well try," MetalMan said. "We can fight our way through, go!" The navis rushed forward using their various attacks and battlechips. However, soon Roll and Beastman collapsed to the ground.
"Get up!" Metalman yelled shaking the two. He then noticed Rush sleeping alongside his mistress. "Why am I such a nice guy? Why?" He asked as he carried his sleeping buddies across his shoulders like sacks of potatoes. After several hours of walking, he finally arrived in front of gigantic green gates with the words "Emerald Site" on them. Two green navi guards stood outside.
"Welcome to the Emerald Site!" The two guards said in unison while saluting smartly. "Enter at your own free will!" Metalman put down his friends who roused from their slumber. Suddenly, everyone's least favorite visitor arrived.
"Ha ha friends it is I!" Came an overly high and cheery voice.
"Shingingman…I thought you were deleted." Beastman inquired.
"I was, but luckily there is backup data!" He chuckled.
"Stop talking and let's go inside already," Roll said. "I need to meet this wizard." So the travelers walked inside to the most amazing place they had ever seen…of course being now since I left a cliffhanger we return to Lan and Chaud attempting to defend themselves from the wrath of Mayl.
"Ok Lan, this should prepare us," Chaud said eyeing the fortifications he and Lan had meticulously erected. There were sandbags, barbed wire, electric fences, Doberman pinchers, bulldogs, a minefield and two cement walls now surrounding Chaud's mansion.
"Yeah she won't get through this," Land said picking up a sniper rifle loaded with tranquilizer darts. "I just hope we don't kill her."
"Don't worry," his wealthy friend replied flipping his hair in the way that made all the fan girls scream. "Money can buy us out of anything. Remember that time we went for a joyride in Yai's Limo but mysteriously were not arrested?"
"Could we please try to avoid that?" Lan said. "And besides, it was your idea."
"Whatever," Chaud answered. "Here she comes." Bolting down the sidewalk was a streak of pink and blue carrying that deadly mallet.
"LAN YOU BASTARD PREPARE TO DIE!" The cry echoed around the city with parents covering the ears of their small children. Chaud and Lan laughed as she headed for the first cement wall. Somehow, maybe it was he hormones, but Mayl smashed a hole thorough solid cement. She then proceeded to run across the minefield, but the explosions did not affect her.
"That woman of yours is a demon," Chaud offered.
"She's not my woman!" Lan cried, his face turning fifty shades of red.
"Ok, then you won't mind me asking her out?"
"DON'T EVEN…."
"There's not time to argue," Chaud said while in his mind he feared having two psycho people within twenty feet of him. "We must stop her, fire!" As Mayl vaulted over the sandbags and headed for the final wall, Lan began firing the sniper rifle. For some reason, the darts had no effect.
"Did you remember to put the serum in the darts?" Land asked.
"Of course I….wait damn it!" The two watched in horror as Mayl smashed down the final wall and broke open the front door. "OH SHIT!"
HES: Well loyal fans (if you all haven't left for being tied of waiting) at last this chapter has arrived. A thousand apologizes but I have had many things to do. Between essays, finals, etc. there hasn't been much time for me to work on this fic. However, I promise you I WILL FINISH IT! So keep reading and reviewing.
Next time on The Navi of Oz: Mayl has broken through the door to Chaud's mansion and Lan has no plan. In the heat, Chaud thinks up another but will it work? Meanwhile, Roll and company have reached the Emerald Site but aren't allowed past the guard to see the wizard. How will they reach him now? Find out next time on Navi of Oz!