HES: Hey devoted fans welcome back to another installment in our story. To refresh your memory, Lan and Chaud erected defenses but Mayl got past all of them and now she just broke into the mansion. Meanwhile, Roll and company have made it to the Emerald Site and are getting ready to meet the wizard. It is here we join Roll…
The four navis and Rush gazed in awe at the splendid site. Everywhere green navis walked and there were amazing net dealers. There was eve a coliseum that looked far more impressive than the one in NetCity. However, this was not why they were here.
"Excuse me," Roll asked a soldier who was patrolling the area. "Could you tell us where the wizard is?"
"Continue down this path and you will reach a door. The wizard is in a room behind it. But I doubt you will be able to see him if that is your intent. Good luck!" The soldier replied.
"Thanks!" Roll called. The friends headed down a strange path marked with arrows labeled "To The Wizard". "It's a wonder we didn't notice those," Roll said as her friends did an anime fall. After several minutes, the group came to a tall door with a sign that read: "The Wizard's Room. Ask for permission to enter from guard."
"HE'S THE GUARD!" Everyone said in awe as they noticed a familiar navi, one that had even come in first at the N1 Grand Prix…Blues!
"Do you wish to see the wizard?" The red sword wielding navi asked.
"If we could that would be great," Roll said.
"Can your friends talk?" He asked Roll. "They haven't said much this entire chapter. And besides, the wizard isn't seeing anyone for…about three months, he's booked."
"THREE MONTHS!" Roll cried. "I can't be away from Mayl that long, she's probably worrying right now."
"I'll get you in Mistress Roll!" Shiningman cried as he aimed a Kung Fu chop at Blues's head. The agile navi sidestepped and a red sword appeared on his arm.
"Wideblade Battlechip!" Blues stated casually as he slashed Shiningman and the internet voice everyone knew to well exclaimed he was deleted. "Don't mess with me."
Meanwhile in the real world…
"Chaud stop loading Battlechips into your PET!" Lan cried seeing Chaud placing a Wideblade into his pet. "Mayl is inside the mansion!"
"Fine," he said getting up. "If only we could find that girl Mayl's navi, then maybe she'd calm down." Ironically, as he got up, the screen moved to reveal Roll.
Back in the Emerald Site…
"Come on Blues let us in," Beastman pleaded. "Roll needs to get home, I want to be braver, Metalman needs emotions and Shiningman (if he comes back magically again) needs an IQ high than 13."
"Hm….well, if you met my price maybe I'd look the other way…" Blues nodded and Roll slipped him some zenny. "You may enter!" Blues walked over to the door and entered a code. It swung open and Roll and her friends entered with Rush in tow. "Good luck!" Blues called after them.
The navis (and virus dog) all shivered as they entered an enormous room. It was empty, except for a gigantic tube with torches around it in the center.
"Who the hell is it?" The tube seemed to project a voice. "Oh visitors." With that, a gigantic head appeared floating in the tube. "I am Oz, the ultimate navi! Fear my awesome powers of pyro-techniques!" The flames around the tube began to swirl and flare up. "Now why are you here?"
"Well sir," Roll began. "I was blown here in a NetBattle and I wish to return to my operator, Mayl."
"I need emotion," MetalMan said.
Beastman just quivered in fear.
"He needs courage," MetalMan spoke for him.
"And they say I need intelligence but I am a genius already!" The high-pitched voice of Shiningman pierced the room.
"I can see he needs his thing most of all…" The head said. "But you can't just have this stuff…you gotta pass a test…yeah…delete the Evil Witch, Coloredman and get its Broom Data."
"But…he…she…whatever gender it is will delete me!" Roll said. "I have the Ruby Slipper Data it wants." She motioned to her glistening feet.
"Well, it's either the Broom data or no deal," the head snorted.
"Fine…" Roll groaned. "Come on guys…" She then turned around. "Where the hell is the witch's castle?"
"You expect me to everything you lazy bums…" the head muttered. "It's to the west, just keep going west and eventually you'll hit the castle."
With those vague instructions, the group marched off to delete the evil Coloredman.
Now back to the real world…
Chaud and Lan had taken everything they could to barricade the door to the room they were in. However, they feared it wouldn't hold against Mayl's attacks.
"What do we do if she breaks this down?" Chaud asked. Lan casually pointed to the window.
"Wouldn't be the first time today I jumped out one." Lan chuckled.
"Not funny," Chaud continued.
"I wasn't joking," Lan continued.
The door began to rumble as the mallet pounded against it again and again. Holes emerged as Lan and Chaud tried in vain to brace their barricade. Mayl no longer even yelled discernable words, merely a jumble of profanity and tongues as she entered a wild blood rage. With that, the two boys raced for the window and jumped. Luckily for them, a truck carrying pillows was passing right below and they landed softly. The two hoisted themselves out and proceeded to running down the street at full speed leaving a crazy Mayl in Chaud's room.
"My poor stuff…" Chaud said imagining how his things would be brutally destroyed. "At least I have my PET and my wal…oh shit!"
Mayl was slightly happy upon finding Chaud's wallet crammed full of bills. She placed them into her pocket along with his ATM card and continued her rampant destruction.
The two boys continued running. "Where do we go now?" Chaud asked.
"How am I supposed to know? You are the millionaire genius!"
Suddenly, Masa passed by with his fish cart. "Hello Lan and Chaud," the calcium addict said. "Want some fish? They are chalk full of calcium!"
"Why do you never mention the fact they are also full of protein?" Chaud asked.
"Do you want some fish or not?" Masa said angrily.
"Not really, what we need is a place to hide," Lan said. "Mayl wants to kill us."
"Why are you cheating on her?" Masa said.
"Why the hell does everything think we have something going on? There is nothing between us!" Lan said, his face redder than a beet that has a sunburn.
"Well, you could hide in my fish warehouse," Masa said.
"We'll pass, but thanks anyway," Chaud gulped as he grabbed Lan's arm. "If it's anything I hate it's the smell of fish…"
It was at this moment Mayl had left Chaud's home and was also on the street. Luckily for the boys, she was heading in the opposite direction they were.
HES: And so ends another chapter. Wow, I finished this one way faster, I hope this is a continuing theme cause I hate to keep you all waiting. Thanks for reading and be sure to review!
Next time on The Navi of Oz: Roll and her friends make it to Coloredman's castle. However, Roll gets captured! Can her friends make it inside and save her? Back in the real world, Lan and Chaud realize that Mayl has gotten lost so they stop for a NetBattle. Is this a good idea? Probably not but you'll have to read the next chapter to find out.